"Aquarius, Hold onto Your Water Jugs! Mars is Crashing the Party and Neptune Forgot the Dip!"
The next Aquarius will start in 49 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Saturday, 16 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 64 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 76 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 72 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 49 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hello, Aquarius! Now listen up, because this ain't just a horoscope, it's an astrological saga. Your ruling planet, Uranus (I didn't name it, okay?), has been conspiring with our 20.5-day-old Third Quarter Moon to sprinkle a dash of eccentricity and a dollop of unpredictability into your life.
Now, if you're wondering about the .5 in the moon age, here's a bit of nerdy science trivia: The moon doesn't get Botox, so it ages every second. Remember, laughter lines are just stardust tracks!
With that said, brace yourself for some extraterrestrial fun. This week, you'll be as unpredictable as Schrödinger's cat - you know, that feline who's simultaneously alive and dead until someone peeks inside the box... Yeah, quantum mechanics, ain't it a hoot?!
Expect sudden bursts of creativity that come out of nowhere like a rogue asteroid. Don't worry, unlike the dinosaurs, you won't go extinct. Instead, you'll be showered with ideas that might even revolutionize the world. Or at the very least, get you a ton of likes on Instagram.
But remember, even in the midst of cosmic chaos, it's important to stay grounded. So make sure to balance your air-sign tendencies with some earthy activities. Dust off that old yoga mat, or if you're feeling adventurous, try planting a tree. You never know, it might grow into a spaceship one day!
In summary, this week promises to be a roller coaster ride through the cosmos. So buckle up, Aquarius. You're about to experience a space odyssey without leaving the comfort of your own home!
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.12.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-03-12-2023)