Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That... Just Kidding! Expect Galactic Surprises This Week!"

The next Aquarius will start in 118 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 133 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 145 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 141 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 118 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.1 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, Aquarians! Or should I say, "Live long and prosper?" Because, with the moon beaming with pride in your sign, that's exactly what you're destined to do! Your ruling planet, Uranus, is making a fascinatingly logical parallel with Vulcan. (And have you noticed how Uranus sounds suspiciously like "your anus?" Coincidence? I think not.) This is signaling a time of great innovation and change. Dare I say, it's as if you've been hit with a phaser set to 'stun.' As the Waxing Gibbous moon grows fatter each night (is it on a space doughnut diet?), it's bringing you closer to fully realizing your goals. So, don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself able to perform the Vulcan salute without any practice. #WaxOnWaxStrong Now, remember, Aquarians, despite being air signs you are also known as the 'Water Bearer.' So, if you feel like you're experiencing an internal Star Trek episode between logic (air) and emotion (water), it's all part of the journey. Just channel your inner Spock and say, "Fascinating." And finally, remember to seek out new life and new civilizations, or at least a new brand of herbal tea, it's all the same cosmic energy after all. #SpockItUpAquarius May the stars align in your favor and may you boldly go where no Aquarian has gone before. #AquarianTrek Live long and prosper, my friends.

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-25-09-2023)