"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Rain of Saturn's Rings and a 98.6% Chance of Existential Crisis, Again."
The next Aquarius will start in 297 days, at Monday, 20 January, 2025
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 6 days, at Thursday, 04 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 305 days, at Tuesday, 28 January, 2025
Venus moves to Aquarius in 253 days, at Saturday, 07 December, 2024
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Greetings, Aquarius, or should I say, "Obi-Wan Aquariobi." Today, you'll feel like Pluto has parked its celestial butt right in your constellation. Do you sense a disturbance in your force? No need to check your hyperdrive; it's just Pluto messing with your vibes.
Now, as you may know, Pluto isn't exactly a planet, and it's not exactly not a planet - it's more like the Schroedinger's cat of the solar system. One day it's chilling with the big guys, and the next it's been demoted to dwarf status. And let's face it, Pluto's got some issues, but don't we all?
Like that pesky Waning Gibbous moon, 18.5 days old today, hanging around like an overly attached Ewok. I mean, can't a planet get some space? But remember, Aquarius, just like Darth Vader, you have the power to command your universe. So, like Vader at a Death Star karaoke night, take control of that mic!
This week, you might want to practice your Jedi mind tricks because communication could get a bit hairy. Remember, not everyone speaks Wookiee. And if all else fails, let them win the game of Dejarik (or chess for the Earthlings). It's a small price to pay for peace.
So, buckle up, space cowboy. Life may be trying to pull a sneaky lightsaber duel on you, but you're ready. You've got the force, the groovy vibes, and the unstoppable power of being an Aquarius.
May the horoscope be with you.
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SignToday Is Posting: 29.03.2024 08:42:02 (aqu-29-03-2024)