Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for Sheep Thrills: Galactic Rams Set to Head-Butt Planets into a Groovy Dance of Cosmic Harmony!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 17 days, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023

Mercury is currently in Aries

Jupiter is currently in Aries

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, Aries! I've just popped out from the TARDIS with some far-out news for you, my celestial comrades. 🛸✌️ As Mercury zips through your sign like a hyperactive Dalek, you'll find your communication skills are more on point than ever. It's a fantastic time to share your ideas and spread peace, love, and cosmic knowledge across the universe! But beware, you may also accidentally blurt out top-secret information about intergalactic travel, so try not to let your inner Time Lord slip. Shhh! 😉🔮 Now, as Jupiter dances a groovy jig in Aries too, luck is definitely on your side. You might just stumble upon a hidden stash of sonic screwdrivers or even a lifetime supply of psychic paper! With this planetary boost, you'll be able to tackle any challenge, be it Cybermen invasions or simply choosing the right outfit for your next cosmic adventure. 💫🕺 The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 10.2 days old (I checked with K-9), is shining bright like a supernova in your life. This lunar energy is sure to bring out your inner hippie, inspiring you to practice mindfulness, appreciate the beauty of the cosmos, and maybe even make some new friends from other planets. Just remember, Aries, when in doubt, always offer a jelly baby. 🌔🍬 To sum it up: embrace the cosmic vibes that Mercury, Jupiter, and the Waxing Gibbous moon are sending your way, dear Aries. Use your newfound powers of communication and luck to spread joy throughout the universe, and don't forget to rock your nerdy, hippie style while doing it! 🌟🌈 Peace, love, and #Geronimo! #WhovianHoroscopes #AriesAstrology #TimeyWimeyTarot

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