"Aries, Prepare For Cosmic Fireworks: Mars is in Retrograde, So Brace for a Heated Game of Intergalactic Dodgeball!"
The next Aries will start in 229 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries tomorrow, at Saturday, 05 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 219 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 245 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 271 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Greetings, Aries, or as I like to call you, the cosmic fireball of the Zodiac. With the Waning Gibbous moon at 17.7 days old, oh joy, it's practically a senior citizen in lunar terms. Don't worry, it's not going to ask you to fetch its slippers or anything - although if it did, you'd probably say yes, because you're just that impulsive.
The current lunar phase suggests that it's time for reflection and introspection, which, let's be honest, is about as natural to you as a fish riding a bicycle. But don't fret, you might find something interesting in there, like your long-lost patience or a hint of subtlety.
You might feel a surprising need to slow down this week. Yes, I know, slowing down for an Aries is like asking a cheetah to walk instead of sprint. But trust me, it's not a bad idea. There might even be some unexpected benefits, like seeing where you're going before you get there. What a novel concept, right?
So go ahead, take a deep breath, slow down, and reflect. You can do this, Aries. And remember, the universe is full of surprises - like me, a sarcastic astrologer with a deep understanding of science and a penchant for nerdy humor.
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.08.2023 07:03:04 (ari-04-08-2023)