"Galactic Guffaws: Aries Rams Into Comedic Conquests, Leaving the Universe in Hysterics!"
We are currently in the sign of Aries
The Moon moves to Aries in 5 days, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 332 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 358 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Oh, Aries, you restless cosmic wanderer! As Jupiter slides into your sign like a confused tourist who's taken the wrong turn at an interstellar roundabout, you'll find yourself in a peculiar but not entirely unpleasant situation.
You see, dear Aries, with the Third Quarter moon (which, by the way, is 22.1 days old - not that it's counting or anything) causing the gravitational waves to dance a wobbly jig, you might feel an overwhelming urge to embrace your inner hitchhiker. Grab your towel, because things are about to get slightly cosmic.
In this period of celestial shenanigans, you might find yourself drawn to the most unusual places - like that one vegan cafe on the corner where they serve drinks with names you can't pronounce. You could even stumble upon an unexpected friendship with a Vogon poet. Just remember, flattery will get you everywhere, except away from their poetry recitals.
Your career might take an unexpected turn, too. Perhaps you'll finally discover the answer to life, the universe, and everything (Hint: it's NOT 42). Or perhaps you'll find yourself becoming an unsuspecting starship captain, guiding your crew through the treacherous asteroid fields of office politics.
But fear not, dear Aries! With Jupiter in your sign, luck is on your side. Just don't forget your trusty towel, and you'll be ready to face whatever the universe throws at you - be it black holes, bureaucratic aliens, or that one annoying neighbor who just won't stop talking about his new lawnmower.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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