Aries Report

"Fuel Up Your Rocket Ships, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and It’s About to Get Saucier than a Spaghetti Supernova!"

The next Aries will start in 250 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 22 days, at Saturday, 05 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 240 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 266 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 292 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings from the cosmos, my fiery Aries friends. It seems the universe has once again decided to spin in your favor (or against, depending on your mood). The Waning Crescent moon is 26.3 days old, which, by my calculations, is approximately 2.6 million seconds, or 0.0000827% of the age of the universe. But who's counting, right? As we head toward the next full moon, happening precisely at 18:33:26, 1st August 2023 (set your alarm clocks, or don't, it's really up to you), prepare for an interesting wave of energy. You know, the kind of energy that makes you want to organize all your socks by color. Or perhaps conquer a small nation. It really depends on your caffeine intake. The stars are suggesting you take some time to clear out your mental clutter. Maybe delete those 3000 unread emails, or finally get around to deciding whether you're team ‘Star Wars’ or ‘Star Trek’. The universe doesn't judge, but I might if you pick the wrong one. In love and relationships, remember to communicate. Yes, even if it interrupts your 10-hour marathon of quantum physics documentaries. A simple "I'll be available after this documentary about dark matter" will suffice. Remember, my passionate Aries, life isn’t always about charging headfirst into everything. Sometimes it’s about patiently waiting for your tea to steep while pondering the meaning of existence. Or it's about forgetting the tea entirely because you got lost in a Wikipedia rabbit hole about black holes. It's really all about perspective. Take it easy, stay groovy, and may the cosmic forces be slightly less bemusing for you this month. #AstroNerd #AriesHoroscope #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #MoonDaze

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.07.2023 07:02:01 (ari-14-07-2023)