Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Hokey-Pokey: Planets Shake it All About and You Turn Yourself Around!"

The next Aries will start in 64 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The moon is currently in Aries

Mercury moves to Aries in 54 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 80 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 106 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, zodiac zealots! It's your favorite stargazing, universe-tripping astrologer here to give you the 411 on all things Aries. Now before we get started, let's all remember that I'm not just your average hippie-dippie, crystal-gazing astrologer. I've got a PhD in Astrophysics, which means I've got the scientific creds to back up my starry-eyed predictions. So buckle up, Aries, because the moon is currently parked in your sign and I've got some news for you. The moon right now is like a teenager who's just discovered they can grow facial hair - only a 5.4-day-old Waxing Crescent. It's young, it's eager, it's ready to show off its luminous 'stache to the world. And guess what? You're radiating that same energy, Aries. This is a time for you to embrace your inner celestial hipster and let your moonlight mustache shine. I see you rolling your eyes, but bear with me. The universe has its own quirky sense of humor, and right now, it's whispering in your ear: "Dude, it's time to wax on, not wax off." The Waxing Crescent phase is all about growth and creativity. It's about planting seeds (not the kind you find in your vegan, gluten-free sandwich) and nurturing them. Remember, Aries, you're a fire sign. You've got the passion and drive to turn those seeds into towering redwoods. Or at least, some really tall sunflowers. Either way, this is your time to start new projects, chase your dreams, and maybe even adopt a rescue dog (or a space creature, I won't judge). In conclusion, Aries, it’s time to harness that Waxing Crescent energy and ride that cosmic wave all the way to the beach of your dreams. And remember, even if you wipe out, there’s always another wave coming. Signing off with peace, love, and cosmic giggles. #AriesPower #MoonlightMustache #WaxOnWaxCrescent #CosmicSurfer

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.01.2024 07:02:02 (ari-16-01-2024)