Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries: Timey-Wimey Cosmic Shenanigans Ahead as Mars Moonwalks into Retrograde!"

The next Aries will start in 303 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 21 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 293 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 319 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 345 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my intergalactic Aries friends! I hope you've got your towels handy because the Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.6 days old, and we all know what that means... it's time for a cosmic ride! As I peer into the celestial teacup, I see that this week you may experience a sudden urge to learn Vogon poetry or perhaps develop an inexplicable craving for Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. But fear not, dear Aries, for these impulses are simply the universe's way of reminding you that life is full of surprises - and so are you! This week, embrace your inner hitchhiker and be open to new experiences. Don't panic when faced with unexpected challenges; just remember that you possess the strength and courage to overcome any improbable obstacles the cosmos may throw your way. As you navigate your own personal galaxy, keep an eye out for signs from the great beyond. The Infinite Improbability Drive may just send a friendly sperm whale or bowl of petunias your way to guide you on your journey. So grab your trusty towel, dear Aries, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. After all, as the great Arthur Dent once said, "I'd far rather be happy than right any day." #AriesAdventures #WaxingCrescentMoon #DontPanic #HitchhikersGuideToTheHoroscope #InfiniteImprobabilityAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.05.2023 07:02:01 (ari-22-05-2023)