Aries Report

"Hey Aries, Get Ready to Charge into Laughter: The Universe Sends a Sheepish Grin and a Galactic Giggle Your Way This Week!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 18 days, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023

Mercury is currently in Aries

Jupiter is currently in Aries

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, daring Aries! Oh boy, have the cosmos cooked up a wild ride for you this week! With Mercury chillin' in your sign and Jupiter crashing the party, it's like a galactic Comic-Con up there. Prepare to channel your inner Aeryn Sun—yes, even if you're more of a Crichton type—because communication is about to go interstellar. Seriously, if you've been waiting to talk to that cutie from the Peacekeeper Command Carrier, now's the time! Just remember: keep it light, keep it fun, and definitely don't mention any wormholes... yet. 😉 #FlirtLikeAerynSun As the Waxing Gibbous moon grows older (9.3 days, but who's counting?), so does your ambition. With Jupiter in your corner, opportunities are just waiting for you to seize them like a Leviathan starbursting through the cosmos. This week, take risks like you're escaping a Scarran Dreadnought! You never know what amazing new worlds you might discover. #JupiterInAries But wait, there's more! Be prepared for some unexpected reunions or new connections that'll make you feel like you've just joined a crew of escaped prisoners on a living ship. Yeah, it's gonna be THAT awesome. Embrace the weird, the wonderful, and the downright nerdy, because your fellow travelers might just stick around for the long haul. #BestCrewInTheUnchartedTerritories So gear up, Aries, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember to keep your pulse rifle handy—you never know what surprises the universe has in store. #AriesAdventureTime

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