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8 February, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels due to a long duration M5.1/Sf flare at 07/0331 UTC from Region 3575 (S37W90, Cko/beta-delta). Associated with the M5 flare was a 390 sfu Tenflare and a CME off the SW limb beginning at 07/0336 UTC. Model results indicated no Earth-directed component. Region 3575 continued to decay over the period as it approached the west limb, but maintained its delta magnetic configuration. An M1.3 flare was observed at 07/1805 UTC from Region 3576 (S16E33, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta). The region exhibited slight decay in its trailing spots, but overall growth in the large leader spot complex. New Region 3579 (S14E60, Hax/alpha) was numbered.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters continued to be enhanced under positive polarity CH HSS influence. Solar wind speed ranged from approximately 425 km/s to near 545 km/s. Total field ranged from 4-7 nT while the Bz component varied between +/-5 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Capricorn, at 25 degrees, 16' 31", at a velocity of 14.75 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.6 days old. It is 369787.19 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb, 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 18 Aqu 57' 59", and is 147558707km away and receding.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Cap 16' 31", and is 363946km away and approaching.Moon Is In Capricorn
Hey there, you celestial enthusiasts, buckle up! Your old pal Dave Lister here, beaming astrological wisdom directly from the cosmos to your noggin. So, you know that big cheese wheel in the sky we call the Moon? Well, it’s taken up residence in Capricorn, and we all know what that means! It means... well, let me explain. Picture this: The Moon, that big gassy nightlight, is currently checking its mail at 364190.454474565km away from us (give or take a few kilometers - my tape measure's a bit wonky). Now it's in the stony clutches of Capricorn, the cosmic goat-fish. Sounds like a B-movie monster, doesn't it? Well, don't be scared; it's not going to eat your spaceship or anything. When the Moon is in Capricorn, it's like when your favorite band comes on the radio just as you're reaching into the fridge for another can of lager. It's about seizing opportunities, finding the silver linings in the universe's black holes. It's about stepping up to the plate and saying, "Oi, universe, I'm ready for whatever you've got!" But remember folks, the Moon is a celestial globe-trotter, always on the move. In the next 24 hours, it's packing its bags and heading off to Aquarius, the water-bearer. That's like changing the radio station from rock-n-roll to smooth jazz. Things might get a little more chill, a little more introspective. So, my advice? Harness the practical energy of Capricorn while you can. Get your ducks in a row, or your lemmings, or whatever critters you have lying around. Once the Moon moves into Aquarius, it'll be time to kick back, reflect, and maybe write a poem or two about the mysteries of the universe. Or just order a pizza. The cosmos won't judge. Until next time, this is Dave Lister, your intergalactic DJ of the stars, reminding you to keep your telescopes clean and your minds open. Over and out!Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 04 Aqu 44' 23", moving at 1.57 degrees per day, and is 201730520km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Grab your telescopes and your tinfoil hats because Mercury has just clocked into Aquarius for a little interstellar R&R. Now I know what you're thinking - "Wait, isn't Mercury that tiny planet with the big ego, always zooming around the Sun?" And you'd be right! But even celestial bodies need a change of scenery once in a while. Now, let's talk Aquarius. This sign is like that quirky uncle who shows up at family gatherings with a new invention and a head full of radical ideas. When it teams up with Mercury, the planet of mental gymnastics, expect your mind to become a playground for innovative, offbeat ideas. You know, the kind that make you sit up in the middle of the night and go, "What if we replaced all office chairs with bouncy balls?" That's Mercury in Aquarius for ya! Aquarius also has a knack for neutrality, like Switzerland, but with more stars. It doesn't let emotions muddle up the facts. So, when Mercury takes its annual Aquarian vacation, we get this remarkable opportunity to see our emotional investments through the clear lens of logic. It's like having a third eye, but less creepy. Be prepared for some "a-ha" moments that hit you like a surprise physics test. But remember folks, all this logical thinking comes with a small print warning. Mercury in Aquarius can sometimes turn you into Mr. Spock - all logic and no feelings, which can be a bit of a party pooper. There's a risk of turning into a rationalizing robot, overlooking the emotions of others, and yourself too. So, while exploring the outer limits of your thoughts, don't forget to pack some emotional sensitivity. We don't want to leave any feelings marooned in space, do we? So, as Mercury goes prograde in Aquarius, let's embrace the wacky ideas, the clear-eyed truth, and the balance between logic and emotion. Remember, it's all just a cosmic dance in this grand universe of ours. Now go forth and be astronomically awesome!Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 19 Cap 36' 23", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 209484416km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Alright, stargazers, let's get down to the celestial nitty-gritty! Venus, our very own heavenly matchmaker and fashion guru, has decided to bunk with Capricorn for a bit. Now, before you start panicking that this means your love life is about to become as serious as a Vulcan at a Star Trek convention, let's break this down. When Venus shacks up in Capricorn—land of commitment, responsibility and a no-nonsense approach to life—you can expect a few changes in your relationship landscape. If you're already hitched, this could mean some serious pillow talk about future plans or maybe even tackling those issues you've been avoiding like an overdue dentist appointment. And for my single peeps? Brace yourselves, because this isn't the time for Tinder swiping. Nope, it's all about hunting for that long-lasting love, the kind that goes the whole nine yards... or in space terms, the kind that's a constant in the ever-expanding universe. And it's not just love that's getting a makeover. Venus in Capricorn also applies its practical magic to all things beauty-related. So, if you've been rocking rainbow-colored hair or dressing like you're headed to the Met Gala every day, you might feel an urge to tone it down a bit. Embrace the subdued, the classic, the 'less is more'! It's also a great time to finally start that DIY project you've been dreaming of. With Capricorn's grit and Venus' creative flair, you'll have the perfect blend of persistence and artistry to see it through. Oh, and did I mention there's a career boost in store? Venus in Capricorn is a little like having a personal life coach, prodding you to consider whether you're really climbing that career ladder or just stuck on a treadmill. This is your chance to channel your inner Captain Kirk, take charge and boldly go where no you have gone before. So, in a nutshell, Venus in Capricorn is like that strict but wise old aunt we all have. She might be a tough nut to crack, but she's got your back. Embrace the shift, folks! The galaxy's got your back. And as always, keep looking up!Mars is in Capricorn
Mars is prograde at 26 Cap 10' 23", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 342934984km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Capricorn
Mars Meets Capricorn: A Celestial Stand-Up
Well, folks, pull up a chair and grab your telescopes because our good old buddy Mars has decided to trek into the realm of Capricorn. You know what that means? It’s time to get real. And I mean, really real — like checking your bank account after a weekend of online shopping real.
See, Capricorn is ruled by Saturn, the grandpa planet of the cosmos. He's all about stability and structure. So when Mars, the hot-headed, go-getter of the universe, swaggers into Capricorn's territory, things are bound to get interesting. It's like when Star Trek meets The Big Bang Theory - worlds collide and there's bound to be a lot of eyebrow-raising and snappy one-liners.
So here's the gist: Mars in Capricorn is like a cosmic spring clean. It's a time for us to roll up our sleeves, dust off our dreams, and get down to turning those fantastical fairy tales of ours into reality. It's not just about what we're doing, but how we're doing it. Basically, it's the universe's way of saying "Work smarter, not harder."
Now, don't get me wrong, Mars and Capricorn both love a good challenge. They’re like cosmic bodybuilders, constantly pushing against obstacles to flex their celestial muscles. So, this is the perfect time to start that project you've been putting off or finish that 1000-piece puzzle of the Millennium Falcon you've been working on.
But watch out! Neither of these cosmic heavyweights is known for being particularly touchy-feely. They’re more 'smash through walls' than 'let's talk about our feelings'. So, while you're charging ahead, remember not to step on any toes. Or if you do, at least apologize nicely. Mars in Capricorn might give us the drive to climb mountains, but let's not forget to be kind along the way. After all, even Spock showed a little emotion every now and then.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 05' 59", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 760505892km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Ahoy, star cadets! Buckle up, because it's time for an interstellar joyride as Jupiter, our big ol' cosmic professor, parks his galactic RV in the down-to-earth sign of Taurus. You might think you're ready, but let me tell you, when Mr. Expansion meets Ms. Stubborn-As-A-Bull, it's like trying to fit a supernova into a Star Trek lunchbox. Good luck with that! Look guys, Jupiter is all about wisdom and deep thoughts, like "Why is the universe so big?" or "What's the deal with black holes?" And Taurus? Well, she's the kind of girl who would rather stay in bed on a Sunday morning than go out exploring quantum physics. When these two come together, it's like a cosmic facepalm. It's a reminder that you don't need to go out hunting for spirituality—it's always chilling right here with us, probably binge-watching The Big Bang Theory. Jupiter in Taurus is like getting a free pass to chase your dreams—the really big, juicy ones that you thought were as far away as Pluto (which, by the way, is still a planet in my book). It's the cosmic kick in the pants you need to make a plan and start ticking off those goals. With Jupiter's enthusiasm and Taurus' stubborn persistence, it's like having your own personal cheerleading squad from the cosmos. Now, let's talk money. Jupiter is like the Bill Gates of planets, and Taurus is all about the Benjamins. So, when these two team up, they've got the potential to make it rain like a meteor shower. But here's the twist: Taurus loves the good life. Think champagne baths and diamond-encrusted everything. So, when Jupiter rolls into town, it's like a cosmic sugar daddy has arrived. It's up to us to resist the urge to splurge on 5-star intergalactic cruises and keep our feet firmly planted on Earth. In a nutshell? Jupiter in Taurus is a cosmic invitation to tap into your inner wisdom, chase your dreams, and maybe make some serious cheddar while you're at it. Just remember to stay grounded. After all, we can't all be Elon Musk, right? Keep looking up, star gazers!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 17' 10", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1594415803km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn In Pisces: The Ultimate Cosmic Coach
Alright, stargazers, take a deep breath. Saturn, the celestial equivalent of that high school gym teacher who never let you sneak out of laps, is currently hanging out in Pisces. That's right, our ringed taskmaster is doing the backstroke in the daydream-filled waters of the Fish. For those of you who flunked Astrology 101, I'm here to break down what this means for you.
Now, imagine Saturn in a floatie, whistle around its neck, shouting at you while you're trying to chill in your inner tube with a good book. It's not being mean, it just wants you to put down the comic book and start drafting that business plan you've been fantasizing about. Yep, Saturn in Pisces is a bit like having a cosmic life coach. The Universe is literally saying, "Hey buddy, time to turn those dreams into reality!"
But if you think this will be as smooth as a Slip 'N Slide, think again. Saturn's got a knack for poking holes in our daydreams, and it can feel like our personal bubble has been burst. But, like that loveable yet irritating sitcom dad, Saturn's advice is usually on point. So, brace yourself, let the cosmic dad in, and listen up. He might just have the winning lottery numbers.
However, since Pisces is also the sign of sleep and dreams, the combination with Saturn might give you enough anxiety to keep an insomniac caffeinated. So, it's time to get your zen on. Meditate, become one with nature, do some deep breathing, and maybe nap (but keep a dream journal handy!). Oh, and maybe skip that late-night Netflix binge and hit the hay earlier. Trust me, your dreams will thank you.
So, folks, while Saturn in Pisces might feel like a cosmic audit, remember that it's all about turning dreams into reality and becoming the best version of you. So, buckle up, take notes, and remember: this too shall pass... in about 2.5 years. Until then, happy stargazing!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 09' 05", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2929037783km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, folks, strap in, fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your hats! Because Uranus (no giggling at the back, please) is firmly planted in Taurus, and it's going to be a bumpy ride. Taurus, dear old steady Eddie of the Zodiac, likes his routines like Sheldon Cooper likes his spot on the couch, but Uranus is about to turn up like a Whovian with a malfunctioning TARDIS and throw everything off balance. Change is coming, whether our bullish friend likes it or not, and it's about as avoidable as a black hole in your spaceship's path. Now, Taurus is also the Bill Gates of the Zodiac. It knows money, understands it, probably has a secret vault filled with gold coins somewhere. But with Uranus in town, it's like we've just entered an episode of Star Trek where Latinum is suddenly worthless and we're bartering with self-replicating tribbles. Banks might seem more like the inside of Sherlock's mind palace, currencies could go as haywire as a Harry Potter spell gone wrong, and the housing market? Let's just say you'd have better luck predicting the flight path of a snitch. On a personal level, we're looking at a 'Matrix' kind of scenario. Uranus wants us to break free from the chains of financial burdens, to dodge debt like Neo dodges bullets. Taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages... these are the Agents holding us back. And let’s not even get started on our love for material possessions. It’s like Gollum and his precious ring all over again. During this cosmic transit, we need to be ready to change our entire view on money and materialism faster than Doctor Who regenerates. Resistance is futile - Uranus is here to liberate us like a Superhero in a Marvel movie. So, we can either go along with it or stick our heads in the sand like an ostrich at a lion convention. Either way, the changes that Uranus brings in its little cosmic suitcase are likely to bring stability in the long run, kind of like how Spock's logic often saves the day. So, folks, lean into this change. It might just take us where no man (or woman) has gone before!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 25 Pis 59' 22", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4590294590km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, strap on your Jedi robes and light up your lightsabers, star gazers, because guess what? Neptune is doing its cosmic ballet in the dreamy realm of Pisces right now! It's like Yoda has waved his little green hand and said, "In Pisces, Neptune is. Hmmmm." So, what does this mean for you, my young Padawans? Just imagine if Luke Skywalker had suddenly discovered his ability to see through the Force not on Tatooine, but instead on that mystical world of Dagobah. This is exactly how this celestial alignment is going to feel. With Neptune in Pisces, it’s like we're all getting our very own pair of Jedi mind goggles. As the planet of illusion and the sign of spirituality dance together in the cosmos, they give us a clarity that can cut through the darkest Sith Lord’s cloak. Petty differences? Pfft! They are no more significant than a malfunctioning droid in the grand scheme of things. This transit is about as subtle as a Wookiee at a tea party. It's flashing neon signs at us, imploring us to come together, embrace unity, and find our shared path towards being whole. It's like we’re all a bunch of Ewoks realizing we’re stronger together against the Galactic Empire! Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should go start a rebellion. But this is the perfect time to explore your inner Jedi, or whatever spiritual path tickles your midi-chlorians. Feeling drawn to building an altar with your collection of action figures? Go for it! Want to meditate with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi? Well, who wouldn’t? As Neptune continues its voyage through Pisces, it's giving us all a gentle nudge (or a Jedi mind trick) to share our discoveries with the galaxy. It's a universal reminder that we're all connected, like a bunch of star systems in a galaxy far, far away. So, grab your lightsaber, or your telescope, or just your nerdy enthusiasm, and let’s explore this universe together! May the Force (and Neptune in Pisces) be with you.Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 35' 05", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5367882351km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Alright, stargazers! Strap on your telescopes and tighten your tinfoil hats because Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet – sorry, still not over that downgrade - is shimmying its way through Aquarius like a celestial John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. Now, let's get one thing straight here folks: When we talk about Pluto, we're not just talking about a small, icy rock floating in the outer fringes of our solar system. Oh no, my friends, we're talking about the bona fide James Dean of planets – the rebel, the transformative powerhouse, the symbol of death and rebirth. Basically, Pluto is that one friend who insists on dragging you to a hot yoga class at 5 am, promising it'll change your life. And guess what? This time, he's partnering with Aquarius, the zodiac's resident mad scientist. So, if you're expecting a quiet, uneventful transit, well... I hate to break it to you, but you're in for a wild ride. Imagine this: Pluto and Aquarius walk into a bar. Pluto orders a shot of transformation, Aquarius orders a pint of progress, and together they start cooking up a potent cocktail of future-shaping change. We're talking revolutionary shifts in science, technology, space travel, civil rights, and humanitarianism. I mean, come on, we might even see politicians agreeing with each other! Okay, maybe not THAT revolutionary, but you get the idea. Now, let's bring this cosmic spectacle back down to Earth, shall we? On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is basically giving us a nudge (or a shove, knowing Pluto) to rethink our place in the world. It's like that moment when you're assembling IKEA furniture and you realize you've been holding the manual upside down the whole time. It's all about flipping our perspectives, thinking less 'me' and more 'we'. Kind of like a cosmic version of High School Musical's "We're All In This Together", but with less dancing and more existential introspection. So, what's the game plan, you ask? Well, simply put: Embrace the change, my friends! And remember, just like in those 5 am yoga classes, it's okay to wobble, it's okay to fall. What matters is that we keep trying, keep transforming, and who knows, we might just end up making this world a better place. And if all else fails, wellCurrent Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 18 Aqu 57' 59" |
Moon | 25 Cap 16' 31" |
Mercury | 04 Aqu 44' 23" |
Venus | 19 Cap 36' 23" |
Mars | 26 Cap 10' 23" |
Jupiter | 08 Tau 05' 59" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 17' 10" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 09' 05" |
Neptune | 25 Pis 59' 22" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 35' 05" |