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17 March, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels. An unseen source region behind the SE limb produced an M3.5 flare at 16/1635 UTC and an M1.1 flare at 16/2155 UTC. Newly numbered Region 3613 (S23W17, Cao/beta) increased in size and spot count throughout the period, and produced a C1.6 flare at 16/1416 UTC. The remaining regions on the visible disk were either stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters returned to background levels this period following weak CH HSS influences. Solar wind speeds decreased from a high of around 450 km/s to end-of-period values around 350 km/s. Total field strength ranged 2-5 nT and Bz was mostly neutral and northward throughout the period. The phi angle was predominantly positive.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Gemini, at 28 degrees, 12' 57", at a velocity of 12.84 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. It is 386753.07 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 27 Pis 09' 02", and is 148862716km away and receding.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 28 Gem 12' 57", and is 388718km away and receding.Moon Is In Gemini
Greetings, celestial enthusiasts! Now, pay attention, as the moon is waltzing its way through Gemini, a mere 388,411.631382061km away - practically in our back garden, by cosmic standards! And let's face it, that's probably closer than your nearest Starbucks, am I right? Now, being sandwiched between Taurus and Cancer, Gemini is like the quirky middle child of the zodiac family. It's all about duality, much like those strange quantum particles that are here, there, and everywhere, all at once. You know, just your standard cosmic shenanigans. With the moon in Gemini, expect your emotions to do a bit of a quick-step, cha-cha-cha-ing between joy and desolation faster than you can say "spaghettification". But fear not, for change is the only constant in the universe, and in less than 24 hours, the moon will shimmy its way into Cancer. Think of it as a celestial game of musical chairs, except the music is cosmic radiation and the chairs are constellations. When the music stops, the Moon finds a new constellation to groove with. And while we're on the topic, remember to keep an eye on your own chair, metaphorically speaking. Life's too short for stagnation, and the universe is far too interesting. So, buckle up, my star-gazing comrades. The cosmos has a lot to offer, and it's all happening in the twinkling expanse right above your heads. Safe travels, and remember, in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust dancing to the tune of gravitational waves. Quite a beautiful thought, isn't it?Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 12 Ari 57' 19", moving at 1.67 degrees per day, and is 164861015km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries: The Force Awakens... In Your Head!
Buckle up, star gazers! Our favourite swift-footed planetary pal, Mercury, has just blasted into the fiery domain of Aries faster than the Millennium Falcon on a Kessel run. And it’s about as subtle as Darth Vader at a Jedi tea party! Aries, the Han Solo of the zodiac, doesn't waste time on pleasantries or protocol. It goes straight for the Wookiee's roar! So, expect your mind to be buzzing with the energy of a thousand Ewoks on Endor. You won't be strolling down memory lane or planning your next cantina visit. No, you're going to want to leap into hyperdrive and move onto the next galaxy! This cosmic Elvis has entered the building, bringing an assertiveness that would make even a Sith Lord blush. Mercury in Aries is like having your own personal Yoda whispering in your ear, giving you the confidence to speak your mind as if you're addressing the Galactic Senate. But be careful, young Padawan, not to allow your enthusiasm to turn into a lightsaber duel when diplomacy is required. Remember, the Force is also about harmony and balance. Expect to become a mental Jedi during this transit, as Mercury and Aries team up to make your thoughts as daring as Luke Skywalker's trench run. You might find yourself suddenly solving problems that have been hovering over your head like an Imperial Star Destroyer. Don’t let these flashes of insight slip away into the Sarlacc pit of doubt. Grab them like they’re the last piece of Leia's cinnamon bun hairdo, because these Aries-inspired brainwaves will vanish faster than Obi-Wan Kenobi's robe. So hold onto your blasters, folks, because with Mercury in Aries, it's time to boldly go where no thought has gone before!Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 06 Pis 37' 35", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 234954600km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Venus in Pisces: A Cosmic Romantic Comedy
Alright, my star-crossed friends, buckle up your asteroid belts and tighten your tin-foils because Venus is cha-cha sliding into Pisces! Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does this mean for my love life?" Well, let's just say if Shakespeare and Nicholas Sparks had a baby, it would be this transit. We're talking about an epic love story set in the cosmos- but don't get too excited, we aren't quite in Notebook territory yet.
Picture this; you're floating around in the nebula of love, every particle of you is drawn to every particle of them. It's like you've found your own personal black hole, except it's full of rainbows and unicorns and that feeling you get when you see a new episode of your favorite series has dropped. But folks, remember to keep your astronaut helmet on, because Venus in Pisces can turn your vision as foggy as London in November.
You might start seeing your partner through one helluva rose-tinted telescope, conveniently overlooking that they leave their socks all over the floor or that they cannot, for the love of all things celestial, remember to put the toilet seat down. So, unless you've studied them more than I've studied the theory of relativity—which is quite a bit, mind you—hold off on that intergalactic commitment, okay?
But hey, there's a silver lining in this cosmic cloud. If you've been nitpicking about your beau's shortcomings, this transit could just be what the astrologer ordered! Venus sashaying through Pisces will help us see the beauty in imperfections, turning those annoying habits into endearing quirks. It's like swapping control for connection, and trust me, the love you'll experience will be as pure as a virgin nebula.
Now, let's not forget the moolah! Venus in Pisces is less "Wolf of Wall Street" and more "Monk of Money Management." It's time to channel your inner Picasso or Einstein, harness that imaginative prowess, and see how you can turn it into a little bit of a cash flow. But remember, this isn't about chasing the Benjamins. No, my friends, Venus in Pisces wants us to spread the wealth, do some good in the world. So, find a cause that makes
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 25 Aqu 32' 41", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 321194997km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Martian Madness in Aquarius
Alright, my cosmic comrades, grab your helmets and buckle up! We're off on a Martian adventure. The red planet, Mars, is currently hanging out in the eccentric sign of Aquarius. Yes, it's as wild as it sounds, like a sci-fi movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor. Oh wait...
Mars’ jaunt through Aquarius is like a cosmic protest march. Aquarius, usually as cool and detached as a Spock at a Star Trek convention, gets a fiery jolt from Mars - think of it as adding Red Bull to your herbal tea. The aim? To ignite our minds and turn us into intellectual warriors. So, put down your lightsabers, folks - our brains are our lightsabers now.
This isn't a time for mulling over dusty textbooks or sticking to the same old routine. Nah, that’s too mainstream! Instead, Mars in Aquarius wants us to think so far outside the box that we can't even see the box anymore. It's like trying to locate Waldo on a map of the Milky Way.
While Mars is chilling in Aquarius, societal problems become as glaring as a neon sign at a vintage bar. Aquarius, the zodiac's resident humanitarian, has us rooting for the underdog. Once Mars fires up this sign, we not only see the issues but also the solutions. It's like having the cheat codes to the game of life. So, let's seize this chance for change, shall we?
Finally, with Mars in Aquarius, rules are about as appealing as a flat soda. Who needs 'em? It’s like being a rebel without a cause, only with a cause, and possibly a funky hat. Embrace this unique, radically different approach to life. It's all about personal liberation and growth, one quirk at a time. So, my friends, let's make the most of this Martian-Aquarian mashup and channel our inner rebels. May the force... I mean, Mars be with you!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 18' 56", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 841305550km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings fellow space-time travelers! Buckle up because Jupiter, our galactic big brother, has parked itself in Taurus, the astrological equivalent of a comfy armchair. Imagine for a second that Jupiter is like the wise old grandparent of the solar system, always ready with a cosmic Werther's Original and a story about the good old days. Meanwhile, Taurus is like your favorite well-worn pair of flannel pajamas. It doesn't get much better than this, folks. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like the Universe is telling us to put down our smartphones, turn off the TV, and just sit quietly for a bit. Because the answers we need aren't in the next tweet or TikTok video - they're right in our own minds. In fact, they've been there all along! Crazy, huh? Plus, Jupiter in Taurus is like having a celestial taskmaster cracking the whip on our dreams. It's the perfect time to dust off those goals you've been neglecting (you know, the ones that seem so big they make your head spin) and start chipping away at them. But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and your dreams aren't going to manifest overnight either - but with Jupiter in Taurus, you've got the cosmic equivalent of caffeine on your side. Go forth and conquer! And while we're on the subject of wealth - and who doesn't love that topic - did you know that Jupiter is the Las Vegas of the solar system and Taurus is practically swimming in dollar signs? So, let's just say that if you play your cards right, you could be in for a serious windfall. Don't forget to tip your astrologer! But let's not forget, Taurus has a bit of a reputation for indulging in life's pleasures. Add Jupiter to the mix and you've got a recipe for one epic cosmic party. But remember, even though the buffet table is heaving, it doesn't mean you have to eat everything! So, while Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, don't forget to take some time to slow down, enjoy the good things in life, and remember – the answers you seek are closer than you think. Now, go out there and shine like the celestial being you are!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 11 Pis 53' 05", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1596524026km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, celestial voyagers! It's time to strap on your astro-boots and take a thrilling leap into the cosmic abyss because our ringed friend, Saturn, is currently doing the backstroke through the dreamy waters of Pisces. And let me tell you, it's about as wild as watching a hippie juggle tofu at a Star Trek convention. Now, you might be thinking, "What in the name of Carl Sagan does that mean for me?" Well, prepare to get your mind blown faster than the speed of light, my friend. Saturn in Pisces is like a cosmic life coach, ready to give you a swift kick in the asteroid. Got a dream of opening a vegan bakery on Mars or writing the next intergalactic bestseller? Now's the time to take those starry-eyed daydreams and turn them into a reality. Get out your quill, dip it in the inkwell of ambition, and start drafting that five-year plan. Just make sure to count all your alien currency before investing in any otherworldly ventures. But I warn you, Saturn is not one to sugarcoat its stardust. It might knock on the door of your dreams and ask some hard-hitting questions. Imagine it as a sort of celestial Dad, barging into your room with a vacuum cleaner, ready to tidy up your dreamscape. You might feel like hanging a 'Keep Out' sign on your imagination, but trust me, letting Saturn in will be more beneficial than you think. During this transit, you might find yourself feeling as restless as a caffeinated lemur during a lunar eclipse. That's totally normal. This is the universe's way of telling you to chillax. So, meditate, take a moonlit walk, or even take a nap under your favourite tree (just make sure there are no alien abductions scheduled). And remember, fellow space cadets, always keep a dream journal handy. You never know when the wisdom of the cosmos will come knocking at the door of your subconscious. So, as Saturn continues its cosmic waltz through the waters of Pisces, let's prepare to dive deep and make a big splash in the pool of possibility. And as always, may the force (of gravity) be with you!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 08' 14", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3019506140km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Holy Helium, Uranus in Taurus!
Hold onto your socks, folks! Our pal Uranus – yep, the one that's chilling some 3 billion kilometers away (just a quick jaunt around the cosmic block) – has decided to bunk up with Taurus. Now, Taurus is typically all about the easy street, the slow and steady wins the race kind of vibe, right? Not big on surprises. But guess who loves surprises? Yes, that's right, our buddy Uranus. Bit of a cosmic sitcom setup, don't you think?
Picture Taurus, sipping on a cup of hot cocoa, comfortable in their routine. Suddenly, Uranus bursts through the door, track pants on head, yelling, "Surprise!" Oh, the cosmic drama!
But here's the thing, isn't change how we grow? Even if it means a little bit of chaos, a little bit of discomfort? We may not have a choice but to embrace these changes, but hey, who knows, we might just end up in a better place.
And let's talk about money - Taurus' favorite topic. With Uranus in the mix, we could be looking at some truly out-of-this-world shifts in our economic systems. Suddenly, your local bank could become as obsolete as a floppy disk. Brand new currencies could pop up, like Galactic Credits or Stellar Sheckels. Stock markets might do a moonwalk, and houses...well, they might just start levitating.
On a personal level, Uranus is here to help us break free from the golden shackles of materialism. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - all these things we've been taught are as inevitable as a black hole's event horizon, Uranus is here to challenge. It's time to rethink our relationship with money. Maybe we start trading in good vibes or cosmic karma points?
Yes, change can be scary. But remember, Uranus isn't here to wreak havoc. It's here to liberate us, to shake things up so we can rebuild stronger, better. Resistance is futile, my friends. So let's embrace the chaos, and remember, even in the midst of cosmic upheaval, don't forget to laugh. Because even the universe has a sense of humor.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 21' 06", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4622075210km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ahoy, star travelers! Get ready to set your cosmic GPS as we're talking about Neptune in Pisces today! You might want to grab a snack, maybe a cup of tea, because this is going to be like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish... Wait... Don't tell me you've got your head buried in the sand like an Ostrich? Come on, it's just 4,622,073,997.010268211km away. (That's really not that far in the universal scheme of things.) As our friendly neighborhood ice giant Neptune goes prograde, or forward for those of us not fluent in astrological jargon, it finds itself in the dreamy and emotional realm of Pisces. Here's where things get interesting folks! This fusion turns your life into a spiritual episode of Scooby-Doo where the fog lifts and suddenly, voila! The ghost was just Old Man Jenkins all along! Petty differences? Who needs them when you're basking in the glow of cosmic unity, right? It's like realizing the value of your brother after you've both grown out of pulling each other's hair. Neptune in Pisces shines a light brighter than your phone in a dark room at 3 am, illuminating the path to wholeness and unity. This is the time to take stock of what you, yes YOU, can bring to the universal potluck. Got a secret recipe for peace? A zesty idea for equality? Or maybe just a dash of love to sprinkle around? Well, roll up your sleeves and get cooking! Feeling spiritual? Well, now's the perfect time to explore that. Maybe enroll in that online mysticism class you've been eyeing or finally build that meditation corner in your bedroom (you know, the one you've been putting off since 2012). Neptune in Pisces is tossing you the cosmic ball and cheering you on from the stands! Remember, we're all floating on this big blue marble together. So, let's use this time to share, care, and dare to make the world a better place. Neptune in Pisces will be there, rocking the pompoms and doing the wave. Let's not let it down, shall we? After all, how often do you get cheered on by a planet?Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 36' 09", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5314736860km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
The Groovy Dance of Pluto in Aquarius
Well, lookie here! Our mysterious and far-flung buddy, Pluto, is shimmying its way through Aquarius. Just imagine a cosmic disco, with Pluto rocking bell-bottoms and Aquarius spinning the tunes. But don't be fooled, this isn't just a dance-off, it's a full-blown shift in the space-time continuum.
Pluto, you see, is the Mr. Miyagi of transformation – we're talking soul-deep, cathartic changes here, not just updating your profile picture or switching from almond to oat milk. This is the planet that says, "Out with the old, in with the new," like a celestial Marie Kondo but for your entire existence. It's about death and rebirth, shedding off the 'you' that doesn't spark joy anymore and making room for a sleeker, more grounded version.
Meanwhile, Aquarius, our resident mad scientist of the zodiac, is all about progress and innovation. Put these two in a room together and voila, you've got a recipe for some Grade-A, world-changing mojo. We're talking revolutionary shifts in tech, science, and even how we vacation – Pluto says pack your bags because space travel is happening, baby!
But this isn't just a tech extravaganza, folks. No, sir. Pluto in Aquarius also marks a profound shift in our social dynamics. Expect a cosmic reboot in the way we understand civil rights and humanitarianism. The high table is going to be occupied by those who understand the power of unity, empathy, and shared experiences. Governments and systems that were playing tug-of-war might just decide to start a game of Twister instead, wrapping themselves in alliances of mutual respect and shared goals.
In your personal life, Pluto's dance through Aquarius is an invitation to a good, hard look in the mirror. It's asking, "Hey, what if you started thinking about what's best for everyone else, instead of just number one?" It’s a cosmic wake-up call, urging us to shift from a 'me' to 'we' mentality. Are we ready to take the plunge? Tune in to find out!
So, buckle up, stargazers! The cosmic disco is in full swing, and the universe is playing our tune. Let's hit the dance floor and move with the music of change
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 27 Pis 09' 02" |
| Moon | 28 Gem 12' 57" |
| Mercury | 12 Ari 57' 19" |
| Venus | 06 Pis 37' 35" |
| Mars | 25 Aqu 32' 41" |
| Jupiter | 14 Tau 18' 56" |
| Saturn | 11 Pis 53' 05" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 08' 14" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 21' 06" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 36' 09" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Square Moon
You must balance your emotions with your individuality. You may have difficulties today dealing with the opposite sex, authority figures or family members. Ego confrontations over emotional issues are likely to be the cause. Vitality may be low today, so keep stress to a minimum. Try to understand others' points of view before expressing your own. Get in touch with your true feelings. Emotional impulses may interfere with objective and good judgment.What people who were born with Sun square Moon in their natal charts want and what they need are in conflict. The Sun square Moon aspect is similar to the Sun opposition Moon aspect in this sense, but there are very notable differences. Whereas the struggle between wants and needs is mostly played out on the inside and through significant relationships with Sun opposition Moon people, Sun square Moon people tend to confront obstacles that come from the outside. In truth, the struggle is within, as it is a case of being “one’s own worst enemy”. There can be a tendency to attract challenging situations into the life as an unconscious attempt to recreate the tension of early childhood. As well, specific habits and attitudes can hamper their progress in life.These people generally have a need to achieve and accomplish something important, and they act out their internal struggle along the way. For whatever reason, these people didn’t feel needed or accepted. The clash between their parents or parent figures, if indeed there was one, made them feel unaccepted for who they were, and there can be a very real drive to prove themselves to the world (and/or to the parents). The parents may not have simply been opposite personalities, as is the case with Sun opposition Moon. It is more likely that their relationship was a continual struggle. Sun square Moon individuals internalized the tension in the cosmic air that they were born into, and felt out of place as a result. In some cases, they literally felt unwanted by one or both parents. Even if the parents didn’t clash, the early life was likely to have been over-stimulating and tense, causing the child to feel insecure.These people experience a struggle between their need for nurture and their need for independence. When they get the autonomy that they seem to crave, they feel unsupported by others. When they receive the support they crave, they feel smothered. This internal clash is most apparent in the relationships they form, especially in the first half of their lives when they may not be aware of these patterns. Confrontations and challenges are frequent–not just with romantic partners, but also on the job, with friends, and so forth. However, these people have a lot of drive and spunk. They are resilient creatures who have faced conflict and who have survived it. Although they face a struggle with fluctuating energy, they are motivated to accomplish something. Ideally, they learn through experience to accomplish something for themselves rather than to prove their worth to others.Some Famous People with Sun Square Moon: Geena Davis, Michael Douglas, Ricky Martin.People born with a Sun-Moon tension can spend much of their lives struggling to balance the principles of the Sun and the Moon within their personalities, and will bring this struggle to some degree into their relationships. The urge to form meaningful relationships is generally powerful, but relationships can be as much of a struggle to these natives as the inner conflict is to themselves. This inner conflict occurs with the square, opposition, and quincunx. The desire to find meaningful relationships is stronger than it is when the natal Sun and Moon form a sextile or trine, and early relationships in particular can be challenging until the stressful aspects are recognized as an inner tension.A stressful Sun-Moon aspect seems to imprint the native with the (often unconscious) expectation that relationships can very easily fail, and the natives will be especially aware of conflicts in partnership, taking them to heart. The upside of this natal conflict is found in this sensitivity itself! Those with a Sun-Moon opposition, in particular, are generally willing to work out problems in a relationship due to their acute awareness and sensitivity to the conflicts that arise in their partnerships. However, if they face a partner who denies the problems exist in the first place, as in the example above, they can easily become frustrated. This is because learning and growing through relationships is a basic urge – so basic that it is a need. These natives are learning about themselves through their relationships, and need partners who are willing to be a part of that process. Sun square Moon suggests an internal “war” between two equally powerful desires: the desire for emotional commitment and the desire for autonomy. The native can be quite defensive and even belligerent with others, and often over-sensitive, which can take its toll in personal relationships. Partners may complain that the native often seems to be spoiling for a fight, and relationships can be turbulent until the native learns to compromise.Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.