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19 March, 2024
Solar activity reached high levels (R2-Moderate) with a few M-class flares observed during the period. The strongest event of the period was an impulsive M6.7 flare observed at 18/1919 UTC from new Region 3615 (S12E62, Eao/beta-gamma). Since being numbered, this region has contributed numerous C-class flares as well. Region 3612 (N22, L=014) produced an M2.7 flare at 18/0332 UTC as it rotated around the NW limb. Shortly after, an additional M1.0 flare was observed from Region 3614 (N16E56, Dai/beta) at 18/0414 UTC. Emerging flux was noted to the SW of Region 3608 (N10W24, Bxo/beta) and was numbered 3616 (N02W31, Dai/beta). Since its emergence, this region has grown rapidly over the period.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were mostly nominal. Solar wind speeds remained steady near 300 km/s through about 18/1940 UTC when an increase to about 357 km/s was observed. Total magnetic field strength was at or below 5 nT through 18/1935 UTC when an increase to 11 nT was observed. The Bz component was mostly positive through about 18/1300 UTC when a dip to -10 nT was observed. The Phi angle was oriented in a mostly positive sector. A solar sector boundary crossing was observed at 18/2016 UTC.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Cancer, at 23 degrees, 16' 52", at a velocity of 12.26 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. It is 395662.72 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.
The Sun is at 29 Pis 08' 24", and is 148943686km away and receding.The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon will change from Cancer to Leo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 23 Can 16' 52", and is 398257km away and receding.Moon Is In Cancer
Greetings, celestial wanderers! Buckle up, because we're about to take a cosmic ride. The moon, our beloved night-light, is currently chilling in the constellation of Cancer. Yep, the big cheese is lounging around in the celestial crab's house, about 398042.838955275km away. I know, I know... it's not exactly a stone's throw away, is it? Now, you're probably wondering, "What does that mean for me?" Well, dear stargazer, it means that you might be feeling a bit crabby. You may even find yourself with a sudden urge to retreat into your shell or pinch someone for taking the last piece of cake. Don't worry, that’s just the cosmic crustacean influence, not a sudden desire for baked goods and minor violence. In the next 24 hours, the moon will be packing its lunar suitcase and moving on over to Leo. So, you've got about a day to enjoy this shell-ter in place situation. After that, get ready to roar! We're moving from sea-side crab shack to the jungle of the king of beasts. Remember, my fellow space nerds, the universe is like a giant game of pinball. Sometimes you’re the ball, bouncing around from sign to sign, other times you’re the flipper, sending cosmic energy out into the world. So, whether you're feeling crabby or lion-hearted, keep an open mind, a sense of humor, and always wear your seatbelt on this cosmic rollercoaster ride. Until next time, keep looking up!Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 16 Ari 09' 07", moving at 1.52 degrees per day, and is 157141885km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries, It Is
Impatience, You Might Feel
Ah, Mercury in Aries it is! No time for dilly-dallying, there is. Like a hyperactive Ewok on a sugar rush, our minds will be. Still, we won't stand, or replay the same tedious Cantina song over and again. Forward, we must charge, onto the next thing, like a Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive.Speak Your Mind, You Will
With Mercury in Aries, as bold as a Wookiee roar, our lines of communication become. Encouragement to speak what we think and feel, it provides. But remember, young Padawan, in a galaxy where cooperation, compromise, and sensitivity are needed, this bluntness could turn into a Sarlacc pit.Innovation and Courage, You Will Find
Merge Mercury and Aries, and it's like a Jedi and his lightsaber – powerful and innovative. Insights will flash like a well-timed deflection from a lightsaber, aiding us in finding solutions to problems that hang over our heads like an Imperial Star Destroyer. Second-guess yourself, do not. Your first thoughts, often your best ones they are during this transit. Catch this inspiration as swiftly as a pouncing Loth-cat, for as quickly as they appear, these bursts of brilliance will disappear under the Aries influence. Remember, the Force will be with you, always...or at least until Mercury decides to shift gears again.Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 09 Pis 06' 03", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 236084947km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Greetings, Earthlings and stargazers alike! Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise here, ready to guide you through the cosmic journey that awaits you, as Venus takes a leisurely swim through the celestial waters of Pisces. Engage! We're currently on a course set for a celestial phenomenon known as 'Venus in Pisces'. It's a bit like being under a love potion from the planet of romance itself, making us all feel like we're starring in our own intergalactic rom-com. But remember, while it's easy to get lost in the nebula of love, don't let the allure of the unknown cloud your judgment. Venus in Pisces can be as deceptive as a Romulan cloaking device, making us overlook the flaws in our partners, or potential life-mates. The holodeck may generate convincing illusions, but real life requires more discernment. Beware of falling headfirst into the black hole of love at first sight. As any seasoned starship captain will tell you, it's always best to take things at impulse speed. However, there's also something quite beautiful about seeing your partner through rose-tinted visors. In the vast expanse of space, it can be easy to focus on the negative aspects of our co-pilots. But with the harmonious influence of Venus in Pisces, we can shift our sensors to scan for the positives instead. This can lead to a deeper bonding, similar to a Vulcan mind meld, but with less pointy ears involved. On the financial front, Venus in Pisces encourages us to explore the final frontier of our creativity. Ever thought about monetizing your telepathic abilities or your knack for warp field theory? Now is the time, my friend! However, keep in mind that this transit is less about accumulating gold-pressed latinum and more about using our gifts for the greater good. That's it from the bridge. As always, remember to keep your phasers on 'stun', your hearts open, and your eyes on the stars. Picard out!Mars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 27 Aqu 06' 01", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 320039629km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
Greetings, stargazers! Pour yourself a cup of cosmic coffee, adjust your spectacles and brace yourself for an interstellar journey because we've got some serious celestial shenanigans going on. Mars, the fiery red planet named after the Roman god of war, is currently doing the astrological equivalent of a summer road trip through Aquarius. That's right, people, we're talking about the rebel with a cause, the innovator, the mad scientist of the zodiac, Aquarius. And Mars, well, it's all fired up! Now, just imagine Mars as a Starfleet captain cruising through the Aquarius quadrant in its shiny red starship. It's not here to wage war, but instead, it's here to champion its ideas and ideals like Captain Janeway leading Voyager through uncharted territories. Mars in Aquarius is like a Vulcan wedding - unconventional, fascinating, and slightly out of this world. This transit is about as traditional as pineapple on pizza. The old ways? Toss them out of the airlock! Clear a path in your mind like you're beaming away unnecessary clutter. You see, Mars in Aquarius is less about thinking outside the box, and more about beaming that box into another dimension. During this transit, societal injustices become as clear as a Holographic Doctor on your holodeck. Aquarius, the humanitarian of the Zodiac, is calling for a red alert. But remember, we're not just spotting problems, folks, we're finding solutions. It's like we're running diagnostics on the warp core of our society, and let me tell you, there are some major glitches that need patching. If Mars moving through Aquarius was a Star Trek episode, it would definitely be one where the crew rebels against the rules. It's about embracing your inner Ferengi and trading the old ways for a daring, original approach. Because, let's face it folks, who wants to live like a Tribble when they could be as brilliant as Seven of Nine? In the immortal words of Spock, "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." So, my fellow cosmic voyagers, let's boldly go where no one has gone before, with Mars in Aquarius leading the way!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 42' 44", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 844831959km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Ahh, my dear celestial voyagers! Gather around your trusty astrologer for a tale of cosmic proportions. Jupiter, that big, jovial, gas bag has gotten cozy with Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't Jupiter always in Taurus?" Well, technically, yes, but it's not about where he is, it's about where he's moving. And right now, old Jupiter is on the prowl, moving forward. That's right folks, he's prograde! Now, if you're wondering, "What does Jupiter being in Taurus mean for me?" Don't worry, I've got you covered. When Jupiter and Taurus get together, it's like the universe is saying, "Hey, remember that crazy dream you had about opening a cat cafe on Mars? Now's the time to do it!" Jupiter, the planet of wisdom and the ultimate cosmic life coach, is here to give you a swift kick in the astral plane to finally get things moving. It’s like that one episode of Star Trek where Captain Sisko finally gets the courage to stand up to the Cardassians, and you're Captain Sisko! While Jupiter is busy giving you the motivation, Taurus is there to remind you to stay grounded. Taurus is the middle-aged parent of the zodiac signs - practical, patient and somewhat stubborn. Combine that with Jupiter's penchant for growth, and you've got a recipe for success. And, speaking of recipes, Taurus is also notoriously hedonistic. He's the friend who shows up to the party with the finest bottle of Romulan ale and insists everyone have a taste. But remember, with Jupiter in the mix, it's all about balance. Enjoy those finer things in life, but don’t go warping off into deep space without a plan. So, while Jupiter is doing the cha-cha in Taurus, remember this: it's a time for growth, for following your dreams, and for enjoying the journey along the way. Just make sure to keep your phasers set on 'fun' and don't forget your tricorder at home!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 07' 22", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1595125570km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright, folks, gather 'round. You see, Saturn has decided to throw a pool party and Pisces, the astral fish, is the host. Now, while this may sound like a celestial rave, hold on to your telescopes, because it's not all cosmic cocktails and stardust salsa. When Saturn - the galactic taskmaster, the interstellar principal, the cosmic boss-man himself - dives into Pisces' deep, dreamy waters, we're talking less Electric Daisy Carnival and more Ted Talk... underwater...with dolphins. This is the perfect time to whip out that dream journal you've been neglecting or finally dive headfirst into that business venture you've been daydreaming about during those boring Zoom meetings. You know, the one where you open a boutique store that sells only left-handed banana peelers? Yeah, that one. Saturn in Pisces is your cosmic green light to start planning for that dream, no matter how bananas it sounds. But warning, dreamers. Saturn doesn't take a vacation, even when swimming with the fishes. So, if you feel like your innermost dreams are being scrutinized by a cosmic auditor, well, they are. Don't fret though. Just because Saturn has the manners of a dad who thinks knocking is optional doesn’t mean he's not helpful. Listen to his advice, it's as solid as his many rings. Now, Pisces being the realm of sleep and dreams means you might find yourself tossing and turning more than a NASA rover on Mars. Take this as a hint to embrace your inner Zen master. Meditate, go forest bathing, breathe like you're competing in the Olympic deep-breathing event, or even take a nap. Just remember to keep a dream journal nearby - you never know when a Nobel Prize-winning idea might pay a visit. So, buckle up space cadets. It's time to dive into the cosmic waters of dreams and reality with Saturn playing lifeguard. And remember, even if it feels a bit rocky, just keep swimming. After all, it's not every day you get to swim with the celestial big fish!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 13' 05", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3023536720km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: A Boba Fett Spin
Alright, space cowboys and cowgirls, it's time to talk about the elephant in the galaxy: Uranus in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Uranus is 3 billion kilometers away, why should I care?" Well, lend me your ear (or eye, in this case) and let me explain.
Taurus, our celestial bovine buddy, likes things like a good interstellar road trip: steady, stable, and with the same snacks at every pit stop. But here comes Uranus, like a rogue asteroid, throwing everything up in zero gravity! Taurus might be huffing and puffing at the disruption, but guess what? Sometimes, the old hyperdrive just needs a change of pace.
Now, you might be asking, "What's this got to do with me, Boba Fett?" Well, strap in, because Uranus in Taurus is like an Ewok at a droid factory: it's going to shake things up. Especially when it comes to that sweet, sweet galactic credit. That's right, your money - whether it's Imperial currency, Republic credits or Bitcoin - could be facing a cosmic overhaul.
On a personal level, this is like being trapped in the Sarlacc Pit of financial despair; debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages are all reaching out with tentacles to drag you down. But as we know from my own experience, sometimes you gotta blast your way out of that pit, and that's exactly what Uranus in Taurus is encouraging us to do.
In a nutshell, Uranus is here to liberate us from our fiscal carbonite prisons. It's time to embrace the force of change. It might be a bumpy asteroid ride at first, but trust me, we'll find our balance in this zero-G environment and come out on top.
So, folks, grab your helmets and buckle up. Let's navigate this transit like we're making the Kessel Run. May the finances be with you!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 25' 39", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4622080739km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hello groovy star children! So, Neptune's taken a dip in the Piscean pool, and boy, is it having a whale of a time! This brings us to the main event: Neptune, the planet named after the god of the sea, is currently chilling in Pisces, the sign of the fish. It's like a cosmic aquarium up there! And it's farther away than the last season of "Game of Thrones." I mean, 4,622,081,776.262825966km? That's enough distance to make even a long-distance relationship seem manageable. Here's the thing, when Neptune and Pisces get together, it's like a double-dose of spiritual caffeine. It's like when your favorite Sci-Fi series gets a new season - suddenly, everything makes sense! All those little things you've been worrying about? They're as significant as an Ewok at a Wookiee convention. Neptune's cosmic dance in Pisces is your VIP pass to the enlightenment festival. It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, you've got talents, show them off!" Think of yourself as the Bob Ross of your life – you’ve got a big, beautiful canvas to paint on. Why not create a happy little world where your dreams become reality? Now's the time to dive deep into those spiritual waters my friends. Seek out that spiritual course that's been whispering to you, or finally set up that zen corner at home (yeah, the one right next to your "Star Trek" memorabilia). Your emotional intelligence is like a lightsaber waiting to be wielded. Remember, this Neptune-Pisces union is like having a cosmic cheerleader, waving its pom-poms and chanting, "Go, go, go!" It's your time to shine, and who knows, you might just find your own Goldilocks zone in the vast sea of life. So, buckle up space cadets, and remember: keep your eyes on the stars, but your feet on the ground. Unless you've discovered anti-gravity boots, in which case, share them with the class!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 38' 36", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5310697556km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Astro-Alert: Pluto's Aquarius House Party
Hey there, stargazers! I hope you've got your cosmic dancing shoes on because Pluto, the celestial DJ of transformation, is spinning some groovy tunes in the house of Aquarius, the progressive party animal of the zodiac. Now, you might be thinking, "Pluto? Isn't that the little planet that got demoted?" Yes, and now it's back with a vengeance, ready to shake things up like a cosmic punk rocker at a library convention.
When we talk about Pluto and transformation, let's get one thing straight: we're not talking about switching from regular to decaf or deciding to become a cat person. No, we're talking about soul-shattering, identity-morphing, rise-from-the-ashes-like-a-phoenix kind of transformation. It’s like watching the Star Trek transporter in action, only it's your entire life getting rearranged on a molecular level.
Pluto and Aquarius together are the ultimate dynamic duo—think Batman and Robin, but with more celestial clout. They're all about regeneration and have the kind of power that makes even the most impressive superhero look like an amateur. Think worldwide changes in science, technology, and space travel. Oh, and did I mention shifts in civil rights and humanitarianism? It's like Woodstock, the moon landing, and the invention of the internet all rolled into one!
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is challenging us to redefine who we are and our place in the universe. It's a cosmic wake-up call, urging us to consider what's best not just for us, but for everyone. Forget about being a self-centered earthling; it's time to embrace your inner alien and think galactically.
So will we answer the call? Only time—and the stars—will tell. Until then, keep your eyes on the skies and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... but they can definitely hear you laugh!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 29 Pis 08' 24" |
| Moon | 23 Can 16' 52" |
| Mercury | 16 Ari 09' 07" |
| Venus | 09 Pis 06' 03" |
| Mars | 27 Aqu 06' 01" |
| Jupiter | 14 Tau 42' 44" |
| Saturn | 12 Pis 07' 22" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 13' 05" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 25' 39" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 38' 36" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.