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22 March, 2024
Solar activity was at low levels. The largest flare of the period was a C8.7/Sn flare at 21/1132 UTC from Region 3615 (S12E25, Ekc/beta-gamma-delta). The region continued to gradually grow over the past two hours. Newly numbered Regions 3619 (N17E61, Cao/beta) and 3618 (S20W62, Dao/beta) gradually developed. The remaining spots were either stable or in decay.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters indicated the anticipated arrival of a CME that left the sun on 17 Mar. At approximately 21/0225 UTC total field values abruptly increased to 14-15 nT. The Bz component rotated southward to a maximum of -12 nT, with a couple periods of prolonged southward Bz observed after 21/1115 UTC and 21/1520 UTC.
There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 45% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Leo, at 29 degrees, 19' 40", at a velocity of 11.85 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. It is 404172.11 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr, 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aries
The Sun is at 02 Ari 07' 09", and is 149067142km away and receding.
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 29 Leo 19' 40", and is 405584km away and receding.Moon Is In Leo
Greetings, fellow celestial investigators! Now, don't panic, but there's been a bit of a ruckus in the cosmic neighborhood. Our dear friend, the Moon, has wandered into the fiery realm of Leo, and oh boy, is it throwing a celestial soiree! At a distance of a mere 405,523.841723190km (but who's counting?), the Moon in Leo is like that eccentric uncle at your family gatherings. You know the one - he wears sequined waistcoats, struts around like he owns the place, and tells the funniest, albeit slightly inappropriate, jokes. Yes, that's our Moon in Leo, full of confidence, charisma, and a dash of drama. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Prof, what does this mean for me?" Well, dear stargazer, it means that you might find yourself feeling a little more...shall we say, flamboyant? A bit more ready to take center stage in your own life. Maybe you'll finally wear that funky hat you bought on a whim or dare to tell that joke you've been practicing in front of the mirror. Go ahead, the universe is your audience! But remember, dear ones, the Moon won't stay in this theatrical realm forever. In fact, in the next 24 hours, it's packing its bags and moving into the more practical and meticulous abode of Virgo. So, enjoy the limelight while it lasts, but be prepared to roll up your sleeves and get down to business soon. And if your boss asks why you're wearing a feather boa to the Zoom meeting, just tell them that the Moon made you do it. After all, who are we to argue with the cosmos? Happy stargazing!Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 20 Ari 20' 17", moving at 1.26 degrees per day, and is 145039238km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Aries
Well, slap my space pants and call me a comet! Mercury has parked its celestial caboose in Aries, folks, and that's got more implications than a quantum physics joke at a Trekkie convention. I know, I know, Mercury sits about 145 million kilometers away - give or take a few thousand light years - but trust me when I say, it’s closer than your last blind date's sense of personal space. Now, picture this: Mercury in Aries is like having a hyperactive AI in charge of your starship. Fast, furious, and eager to explore every nook and cranny of the cosmos, there's no time for dilly-dallying. It's all about warp speed and no regrets! In this transit, you're not just going to walk your talk, you're going to sprint it, hurdle it, and do a victory lap around it. You'll be as assertive as a Wookiee in a chess game. But remember, while Aries has the subtlety of a supernova, sometimes a gentle nebula approach is needed. So, before you boldly go, make sure there's actually somewhere to go boldly to! There's also a chance you'll have more light bulb moments than an overzealous electrician on a caffeine high. Your thoughts may be as innovative as the latest Martian rover, solving problems quicker than you can say "Einstein's Theory of Relativity". Just remember to catch those brilliant ideas before they zoom off into the black hole of forgotten thoughts. So, strap on your cosmic seatbelts, star gazers. Mercury in Aries is a ride that's faster than a photon and twice as unpredictable. But hey, isn't that half the fun? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to recalibrate my telescope. Mercury isn't going to observe itself, you know.Venus is in Pisces
Venus is prograde at 12 Pis 48' 43", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 237739571km away and receding.
Venus Is In Pisces
Venus in Pisces: A Love Story, Far Far Away
Listen up, my celestial padawans, because Venus has just made a hyperspace jump into Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Master Astrologer, is this a good thing or bad?" Well, younglings, let's don our intergalactic specs and peer into the vast cosmos, shall we?
Welcome to the realm of star-crossed romance, where your heart flutters like an Ewok on Endor. With Venus in Pisces, we've got more love vibes floating around than midi-chlorians in a Jedi. You'll feel the urge to connect with your significant other as if you were both part of the Force itself. Sounds dreamy, right? Like a Yoda's daydream on Dagobah.
But hold onto your lightsabers, folks, because this isn't all roses and rainbows. While Venus in Pisces makes you feel like you've been hit with a Cupid’s arrow from a galaxy far, far away, it can also cloud your judgment faster than the Millennium Falcon in an asteroid field. You might start seeing your partner with those "Obi-Wan Kenobi" special effects – all flawless and glowing. But remember, no one’s perfect, not even in a galaxy far, far away. So, my advice? Don’t rush into any treaties or alliances.
That said, the Venus-Pisces combo can also help you appreciate the droid you've been looking for, flaws and all. Let go of control, embrace the Force, and you might just find the kind of love that rivals Leia and Han's.
As for your credits? Venus in Pisces is less about hoarding Galactic Republic coins and more about using your Jedi mind tricks to turn imaginative pursuits into a means of income. It's a time for being as generous as a Wookiee and using your gifts for the greater good. So, monetize that passion project, but also consider sponsoring a podracer or two.
So, whether you're a Jedi, Sith, or somewhere in between, remember: The Force of love is strong with Venus in Pisces. May it be with you, always.
Mars is in Aquarius
Mars will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
Mars is prograde at 29 Aqu 26' 03", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 318309367km away and approaching.Mars Is In Aquarius
Alright, folks! Gather 'round. We're about to take a cosmic rollercoaster ride because Mars has hitched a ride in Aquarius' zippity-doo-dah spaceship, and it's about to turn everything upside down, inside out, and perhaps even diagonally! Don't worry, the seatbelts are optional. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Mars that fiery, war-like planet? And isn't Aquarius more like that cool dude who's always chilling with a bucket of water?" Precisely, my dear Watson! Except this time, instead of throwing water on Mars' fire, Aquarius is using it to make some steam. Get ready to power your engines with some hot-headed intellectualism! Aquarius, the cosmic hipster, doesn't usually do well with old-school tactics. Think of it like trying to run Netflix on a 90's dial-up connection. Not happening, right? But with Mars in the mix, suddenly we've got broadband! You might find yourself having groundbreaking ideas and revolutionary plans. It's not just about thinking outside the box, it's about realizing that the box was an illusion all along. Plot twist! But here's the kicker: The injustices and societal problems that we usually sweep under the rug? They're about to get as obvious as a tomato in a bowl of marshmallows. Aquarius, being the zodiac’s resident humanitarian, gets riled up for the underdog. So, expect some radical changes coming our way. It’s like having a superhero movie playing out in real life, only this time, we get to be the superheroes. No capes required, though. Remember, you don’t need someone else’s rules to play the game. Mars in Aquarius is that rebellious teenager who’s decided to rewrite the rulebook. Embrace it. Break free from the old patterns. And remember, if anyone asks, we’re not causing chaos. We’re merely liberating ourselves and evolving, bit by bit. Now, who's ready for some cosmic coffee? Mars is a brewing!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 19' 02", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 849949804km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Nerdy Hippie's Guide
Hey there, celestial buddies! So, Jupiter, our neighborhood big guy, has decided to crash at Taurus's pad. Now, this is like inviting a wisdom tooth into a candy store - a mix of profound thought and sweet indulgence. You see, Jupiter is the Dumbledore of our solar system, all sage-like and encouraging deep thoughts, while Taurus, on the other hand, is more like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski," just chilling and enjoying the good life.
This cosmic alliance reminds us that enlightenment isn't some fancy term to be found in a dusty philosophy book. It's like your car keys, always with you but ridiculously easy to misplace in the chaos of daily life. Spirituality isn't out there somewhere; it's hiding within, waiting for you to clear the cobwebs of distractions and Netflix binges.
What happens when our cosmic giant lounges in Taurus? Well, imagine that motivational speaker who pumps you up to move mountains suddenly starts making realistic to-do lists and checking them off. This is the kind of energy we're talking about. Jupiter's 'go-big-or-go-home' attitude coupled with Taurus’s 'slow and steady wins the race' mantra encourages us to trust in the journey and reach for that shiny trophy of success.
Now, let's talk about the moolah. Jupiter is like that eccentric uncle who randomly gifts you lottery tickets, and Taurus is all about the Benjamins. Mix the two, and you've got yourself a cosmic jackpot. This is the time to dust off those finance books, look into your piggy bank, and find opportunities for growth. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... to not blow your cash on impulse buys.
So, in a nutshell, this Jupiter in Taurus stint is like being handed a golden ticket. Use it wisely, my friends, and remember, the Force...I mean, the wisdom is within you. And hey, don't forget to enjoy the ride!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 28' 38", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1592757171km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, celestial voyagers! It seems that our ringed friend, Saturn, has decided to take a dip in the dreamy waters of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh great, another cosmic event to add to my list of existential worries." But fear not! This alignment is less like your car breaking down on the highway and more like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your old jeans pocket. Saturn, often referred to as the taskmaster of the cosmos (or as I like to call him, the Universe's favorite professor), is all about discipline, structure, and boundaries. And where has he decided to set up his chalkboard? In the daydream-filled realm of Pisces! Now imagine, if you will, a hippy professor trying to teach quantum physics in a room full of stoned art students. Got that image in your head? Good, because that's basically what we're dealing with here. Saturn is asking - no, insisting - that you turn your wildest dreams into concrete plans. That novel you've been daydreaming about while stuck in traffic? Start writing. That business idea you scribbled on a napkin after three glasses of wine? Time to draft up a business plan. Saturn in Pisces wants you to do more than just dream; it wants you to create. But let's not sugarcoat it, this transit isn’t always a cosmic walk in the park. Saturn may start poking at your dreams, asking questions, challenging assumptions. And let's be honest, no one likes their daydreams intruded upon. It's like having your dad walk into your teenage bedroom unannounced - awkward and a little bit annoying. But remember, Saturn is here to help, not to hinder. Embrace the constructive criticism and use it to refine your plans. And don't forget about Pisces' association with sleep and dreams. You might find yourself feeling restless or even anxious. If that's the case, it's time to break out your favorite calming techniques. Meditate, take a nap (but don't forget to keep a dream journal handy), or simply go for a walk in nature. Saturn may be a stern teacher, but even he understands the importance of a good night's rest. So, my space-faring friends, as Saturn swims through the ethereal seas of Pisces, remember: dream big, plan carefully, and always keep a notepad ready. Who knows, you might just end up finding your own twenty-dollar bill inUranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 20' 38", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3029380958km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Hippie Astrologer's Guide to Financial Freedom (And Other Shenanigans)
Alright, stargazers, picture this - you're at your favorite vegan coffee shop, sipping on a matcha latte, and you feel the sudden urge to buy Bitcoin. Sounds nuts? Well, blame it on Uranus parking its cosmic backside in Taurus, a sign notorious for its love of stability and big bank accounts. It's like having your eccentric uncle show up to your meticulously planned dinner party and insisting everyone tries his homemade kombucha.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Cool story, but what does this mean for me?" I'm glad you asked! You see, Taurus is the Warren Buffett of the zodiac, preferring safe investments and steady income. But Uranus? Think more Elon Musk. When these two get together, we can expect revolutionary changes in our financial system. New currencies, dramatic shifts in banking, and major turbulence in the housing and stock markets. It's like swapping out your trusty abacus for a quantum computer.
On the personal level, you might start seeing money as old-fashioned as a pager. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent - it's all so 20th century. Uranus in Taurus is here to liberate us from the shackles of materialism. It's urging us to rethink our relationship with money - and not just because you might suddenly fancy buying shares in a Martian real estate.
But before you start panicking, remember this: change isn't always a bad thing. Like that time you accidentally dyed your hair green and realized you actually rocked the look. These financial shake-ups might be exactly what you need to achieve true stability. The catch? You've got to be open to the ride. So buckle up, stargazers, because it's going to be a wild one. And remember, in the wise words of Mr. Spock: 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.' Or, in our case, 'The needs of the Uranus outweigh the needs of the Taurus.'
Live long and prosper, stargazers!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 32' 28", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621770106km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, fellow star-children of the cosmos! Now, gather around the celestial campfire as we spin the cosmic tale of our distant cousin, Neptune, currently residing in the fantastical realm of Pisces. A word of warning though, this story isn't just about Neptune’s current address being a staggering 4,621,774,501.151644707 km away. (I mean, talk about social distancing, right?) It's also about its journey in prograde. Yes, that's 'science-speak' for moving in the same direction as most other things in its system - a rare show of conformity from our eccentric ice giant! Now, what happens when Neptune, the lord of the depths, takes a vacation in the dreamy land of Pisces? Well, let's just say it's like Gandalf deciding to host a karaoke night in the Shire – magical, unexpected, and potentially revealing hidden talents (or not-so-hidden love for ABBA songs). With Neptune in Pisces, we're gifted with X-ray spex that can peer through the fog of our own contradictions. Petty differences? Poof! They vanish like a hobbit hiding from Sauron. The golden glow of unity becomes as clear as the One Ring in Mount Doom. This cosmic alignment is a loudspeaker, blasting: "What can YOU bring to the galactic potluck of progress?" Each of us is a TARDIS full of unique gifts, dreams, and ideas. And now, it's time to unlock that blue box and share our treasures with the world. Feeling the call of the spiritual wild? Go ahead, enroll in that online course on crystal healing or astral projection. Transform your living room into your personal sacred grove, an altar to the cosmos where you can connect with the divine WiFi signal of the universe. Remember, Neptune in Pisces is not just a celestial event, it's an invitation. An invitation to explore, to share, and to glow brighter than a supernova in our collective constellation. So, strap on your space boots, stargazers. We've got a universe to illuminate!Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 42' 07", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5304466840km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: The Time-Travelling, Tech-Savvy Hippie
Alright folks, hang onto your space helmets because Pluto, the bad boy of the solar system, has decided to throw a cosmic party in the progressive neighborhood of Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Pluto like, super far away and super tiny?" Sure, it's a bit of a commute - about 5,304,513,716.73 kilometers from our cozy blue planet, but who's counting? And yes, size isn't everything in this galactic playground, especially when you're the celestial symbol for transformation.
And we're not talking about the kind of transformation that happens when you decide to swap your morning cup of joe for a green smoothie, or finally commit to learning that TikTok dance routine - Pluto is all about soul-level makeovers. It's like that extreme home renovation show, but for your spirit. It’s the cosmic equivalent of Sarah Connor from the Terminator turning from a waitress to a warrior - radical, deep, and definitely not without a few sweat drops.
Now, add a dose of Aquarius into the mix. This is the sign of progress, the scientific genius, the techno-hippie of the zodiac world. With Pluto rocking out in Aquarius, we can expect some significant leaps in science, technology, and if we're lucky, maybe some advancements in Wi-Fi connections. Fingers crossed!
But it's not just about the gadgets and gizmos. We'll likely see some profound shifts in how we treat each other. Imagine, a world where people are more interested in sharing their Netflix passwords than hoarding wealth. Governments finding common ground, finally agreeing on universal human rights over a shared pizza. That's the Pluto-in-Aquarius future we're heading towards.
On a personal level, this transit is about transforming our internal GPS. What if we start navigating life with the well-being of others as our North Star? If we can make that shift in thinking, who knows what could happen? Maybe world peace, maybe a society that values all its members, or hey, maybe even a correctly assembled IKEA shelf on the first try. Now that's transformation!
So folks, will you answer Pluto's cosmic call? Remember, in space no one can hear you scream… unless it's on Zoom, then please, for
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 02 Ari 07' 09" |
| Moon | 29 Leo 19' 40" |
| Mercury | 20 Ari 20' 17" |
| Venus | 12 Pis 48' 43" |
| Mars | 29 Aqu 26' 03" |
| Jupiter | 15 Tau 19' 02" |
| Saturn | 12 Pis 28' 38" |
| Uranus | 20 Tau 20' 38" |
| Neptune | 27 Pis 32' 28" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 42' 07" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Neptune
You may feel a need to identify with others, to really understand them, and get closer to them sympathetically. At the same time, you may feel a need to escape from the trials of the world and get into a world of your own. Escaping like this is okay as long as it is done in a positive way, say, through meditation. Escaping by means of alcohol or drugs could be dangerous. Even though you may be tempted, do not give in to a desire to avoid all duty and responsibility today. Do not run away. Face things squarely. Be on guard for trickery.