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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 03 Ari 06' 40", and is 149108884km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Virgo

The Moon is at 11 Vir 09' 15", and is 406253km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Virgo

Greetings, star children! Now strap in, because your Astro-Nerd is about to drop some cosmic truth bombs on you. Let's talk about the moon, that big ol' hunk of cheese in the sky. Currently, it's lounging in Virgo, which is like having your fussy aunt come to stay. She's about 406,236.476121338km away, but you know how it is with aunts – they have a way of making their presence felt no matter the distance. Now, imagine Aunt Moon dusting off her spectacles, neatly organizing her lunar craters, and triple-checking her celestial itinerary. That's right, my friends, she's in full Virgo mode, bringing an energy of meticulousness and a dash of perfectionism to our humble Earthly abode. What does this mean for you? Well, you might find yourself more focused on details than usual. You may be suddenly inspired to alphabetize your spice rack, color coordinate your wardrobe, or finally tackle that pesky puzzle you've been avoiding because one piece was missing. (Spoiler alert: It's under the couch.) But remember, just because the moon is channeling her inner Monica Geller doesn't mean you have to go overboard. Take a leaf out of The Dude's book, keep it chill, and balance is your keyword. And hey, if you suddenly find yourself knowing the exact distance between you and the moon, embrace your inner nerd. After all, everyone loves a smarty pants! So, prepare for a period of productive precision, folks. Embrace the Virgo energy, but don't forget to take time to sit back, relax, and maybe gaze at our dear moon while pondering the mysteries of the universe. Just remember, as your resident Astro-Nerd, I'm here to remind you that the cosmos is vast, chaotic, and beautiful - just like life itself. Keep looking up, star children!

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 21 Ari 32' 33", moving at 1.15 degrees per day, and is 140962597km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Mercury in Aries: The Cosmic Speed Dating

Alright, star gazers, buckle up! Because Mercury, that cheeky little planet with a need for speed, has swiped right on Aries! Now, I don't know about you, but when I think of Aries, I think of someone who was probably the first kid to cannonball into the deep end of the pool or who regularly breaks the sound barrier on their rollerblades. So, this match is like giving an espresso shot to a roadrunner. Fast and furious, baby!

Now what does this cosmic speed dating mean for us? It's easy. Imagine your mind on a treadmill, not just any treadmill, but one that's stuck on the 'Sprint' setting. That's right, we're all thinking faster, talking faster, and possibly even moving faster. If you've been hesitating to make that bold move, now's the time. Just remember, caution has left the building, and sensitivity might be hiding in the broom closet. So, be kind with your words, Einstein.

But there's a silver lining too! This celestial meet-cute between Mercury and Aries sparks some serious innovation. Suddenly, those pesky problems that have been hanging over your head like a deflated balloon are going to get a fresh burst of helium. And, just like a forgotten party balloon, they'll be floating away before you know it. Grab onto those flashes of brilliance as fast as you can, because this is Aries we're talking about, and the only speed it knows is lightning.

So, dear stargazers, let's make the most of this cosmic speed date. Remember, speak your mind, but do it with love; think fast, but think smart; and above all, enjoy the ride. Because Mercury in Aries is like a roller coaster – it’s quick, thrilling, and before you know it, it's over and you're left wondering, "What just happened?"

Venus

Venus is in Pisces

Venus is prograde at 14 Pis 02' 55", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 238280142km away and receding.

Venus Is In Pisces

Ahoy space travelers! You're tuned in to Cosmic Chronicles with your favorite intergalactic astrologer. Today's top story: Venus, that dazzling dame of the cosmos, has glided into Pisces' celestial seas. And let me tell you, it's going to be more intoxicating than a Centauri cocktail! Venus shimmying into Pisces is like being trapped in a cosmic rom-com. Suddenly, everyone's seeing hearts and humming love songs. This isn't your standard everyday romance, no siree! We're not just talking about holding hands at the moonlit beach; we're talking about soul-melding, universe-collapsing, grand cosmic love! Be careful though, because it's easier to fall for a Vorlon mind trick than to see clearly in this misty love fog. Now, listen up my star-crossed lovers, remember that while Venus is in Pisces, she's wearing some pretty rosy glasses. She tends to overlook the "warts and all" part of love. So if you've just met someone who seems to share your passion for quantum mechanics and G'Quan Eth plant gardening, take it slow. You don't want to wake up one day and realize you've actually been swooning over a Pak'ma'ra! But hey, it's not all illusions and disappointments. If you've been nitpicking every flaw of your significant other, from their questionable taste in space fashion to their incessant need for discussing the finer points of hyperspace theory, Venus in Pisces will help you see them in a new, almost divine light. Switching gears from love to finance, Venus in Pisces is less Gordon Gekko and more Mother Teresa. It's a great time to explore your spiritual side or get creative. Maybe try turning your knack for alien linguistics into a side gig? But remember, it's not about hoarding gold like a Drazi. This cosmic combo encourages us to use our talents for the greater good. So, whether you're navigating the tumultuous seas of love or contemplating a career in interstellar meditation, let Venus in Pisces guide your journey. And remember, no matter where the cosmic winds take you, keep your sense of humor. After all, the universe has a pretty good one. It made us, didn't it? Until next time, space travelers! May your stars continue to twinkle.

Mars

Mars is in Pisces

Mars is prograde at 00 Pis 12' 44", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 317733469km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Pisces

Mars in Pisces: An Astrological Farce

Just when you thought life couldn't get any more unorthodox, Mars, that fiery red planet with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, decides to prance into whimsical Pisces. I say prance because Mars, usually the poster child for assertiveness and action, suddenly finds itself in the land of dreams, imagination, and fish. It's a bit like watching a bulldozer try ballet, really.

So what does this mean for all you earthlings? Well, instead of charging forth with all the grace of a rhinoceros, Mars in Pisces encourages you to move your mountains in a more nuanced way. It's like being given a cosmic green light to take action, but instead of revving the engine and screeching off, you're supposed to... well, daydream it into reality. Or something like that.

During this transit, you might find yourself feeling like a superhero in a tie-dye t-shirt. You are now equipped with the power to push gently, express yourself creatively, and fight for higher purposes. So go ahead and save those whales, feed the homeless, paint a masterpiece, or simply write angry letters to your local council about the state of the footpaths. The world is your tofu burger, my friend.

But be warned: Mars in Pisces can also make us lash out with all the precision of a blindfolded ninja. So, before you charge into battle, make sure you actually have a target in sight and you're not just flailing wildly at passing butterflies. That's just embarrassing.

Lastly, let's not forget about Pisces' talent for touching our inner artists. Why use boring, ordinary communication when you can interpretive dance your feelings or write a sonnet about your morning coffee? Let Mars in Pisces be your reminder that life is but a canvas for your cosmic creativity.

So brace yourself. With Mars in Pisces, your life is about to become as predictable as quantum physics. But hey, at least it's not boring, right?

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 31' 17", moving at 0.2 degrees per day, and is 851609102km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Ahoy, space voyagers! Prepare your cosmic calculators because the biggest bad boy of our solar system, Jupiter, is currently hanging out in Taurus, and things are about to get interesting. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about some sort of intergalactic rodeo. No, the bull we're dealing with here is of the zodiac variety. Jupiter, being the planetary equivalent of that wise old guy in the pub who knows everything, is a beacon of wisdom, encouraging deep thinking. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is like your grandma's old rocking chair — stable, dependable, and, let's face it, a bit on the inert side. But when these two come together, it's like suddenly finding out you've been carrying the secrets of the universe in your back pocket all this time. And it gets better! With Jupiter in Taurus, we're not just aimlessly floating around in space. We have a clear destination and the motivation to boldly go where... well, where we've been planning to go for ages. It's like being handed a cosmic 'to-do' list, complete with handy checkboxes to keep track of our progress. But wait, there's more! Jupiter isn't just a wise old sage — he's also the planet of good luck and fortune. And when he teams up with Taurus, a sign known for its love of wealth and money, we're talking about a potential cosmic lottery win. So, buckle up, everyone! It's time to take a hard look at our galactic bank accounts and find those hidden opportunities for growth. But remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility. Taurus is known for enjoying the finer things in life and having a bit of a 'treat yo self' mentality. So, when the planet of expansion meets a sign known for overindulgence, it's like a cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet. It's up to us to show some restraint and not go overboard. So, as we navigate this cosmic journey, let's remember to balance our desires with wisdom, keep our impulses in check, and most importantly, enjoy the ride. After all, we're not just stardust — we're stardust with a plan.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 35' 40", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1591896350km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Hey there, space cadet! Buckle up and prepare for a cosmic ride as Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, takes a swim in the nebulous waters of Pisces. This is like your rigid, rule-abiding uncle joining a drum circle at a hippie festival - it's gonna be wild, man! Saturn in Pisces is like a galactic pep talk for your wildest dreams. Always wanted to pen that sci-fi novel about alien hamsters? Been daydreaming about launching your small business selling hand-knit UFO cozies? Now's the time to get those plans into hyperdrive. The universe is ready to coach you to victory, so grab a notepad and start taking notes from the cosmos! But let's be real, Saturn in Pisces isn't some cosmic joyride through a rainbow nebula. It's more like an uninvited Starfleet inspection. It might feel like Saturn is poking and prodding at your most precious dreams, and it's easy to throw up a forcefield in defence. But remember, Saturn is the wise old sage of the solar system - his advice is worth its weight in neutron stars. With all this mind-bending action in dreamy Pisces, don't be surprised if you're feeling a little spaced out. You might find yourself tossing and turning in your sleep pod, or feeling more anxious than a red shirt on an away mission. It's important to find your inner zen during this time. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, practice deep breathing, or even take a cat nap (with a dream journal nearby!). Heck, why not hit the hay early to give your brain some much-needed downtime? So while Saturn in Pisces might seem like a black hole of stress, remember - it's just a temporal anomaly on the path to your dreams. Let Saturn's sage wisdom guide you, and you'll come out the other side faster than light speed!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 23' 12", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3031273458km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

In the Style of Yoda, Uranus in Taurus I Speak Of

Hmm, steady and stable, Taurus likes. Yes, hrrm. But surprise! Uranus, the cosmic prankster, loves a good shake-up it does! Clinging to the old ways, Taurus might. But alas, the best ways, they are not always. Go along for the cosmic ride, we must, even if our hooves dig into the ground. In the end, realize we will, that to a better place these changes have brought us, hmm.

Money, the expertise of Taurus it is, hmm. So, with Uranus vacationing in Taurus, expect some revolutionary money-handling we can! Galactic credits, golden galleons or even Bitcoin – brand new forms of currency may arise, they might! Banks could go on a galaxy-wide strike, housing markets might do the moonwalk, and stock markets may just decide to play hide and seek!

On a more personal asteroid belt, us to break free from the grips of money, Uranus in Taurus encourages. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – the real Death Stars they are, preventing us from saving money or using it the way we want. Trapped by our material possessions, we may feel. But fear not! Here to liberate us, Uranus is. Digging in our heels and resisting, will only make the ride bumpier. The changes we make during this interstellar journey, a point of greater stability they could bring. Long-lasting they can be, like Yoda’s wisdom!

Remember, friends, 3031216052.376097202km away Uranus may be, but its influence, closer than your next breath it is. And prograde it is currently. Forward motion, progress, evolution – the name of the game, they are! So buckle up, Taurus, for a cosmic ride we're in. May the force be with you and your wallet!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 34' 44", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4621581885km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune in Pisces: A Far-Out Voyage to Inner Peace

Well, space cadets, it's time to adjust those telescope lenses and take a gander at the cosmos because our old buddy Neptune has decided to vacation in Pisces. That's right, the big blue gas giant is chillin' at a staggering 4,621,587,394.275033951km away (give or take a few light years for traffic delays).

Neptune, you see, is currently doing the cosmic version of a moonwalk - it's in prograde. So what’s that mean for us earthlings? Well, it's like getting the green light from the universe to start seeing things with a splash of Piscean perspicacity.

Picture this: Neptune in Pisces is like wearing a pair of emotional 3D glasses. Suddenly, you're seeing Avatar for the first time again, but this time it's your own life. You're starting to realize that squabbling over who ate the last slice of pizza is as futile as a screen door on a submarine. The beauty of unity is glowing brighter than your grandma's neon bingo marker.

This cosmic conga line is nudging us to look within and ask ourselves, "What can I bring to this interstellar potluck?" Maybe it's your gluten-free brownies, or perhaps it's your ability to solve a Rubik's cube in under a minute. Whatever it is, now's the time to share it with the world.

Now, I know what you're thinking, "But my comfort zone has such a lovely couch." Fear not, my star-gazing comrades, because the energy of Neptune in Pisces is here to support you. It's like having an ethereal cheerleader by your side, pom-poms and all.

So, why not seize this celestial moment? Get that online degree in crystal healing you've been eyeing, or simply create a sacred space at home for your Star Wars figurines. Neptune is here to remind us that every step toward sharing our unique gifts is a step toward unity. So, let's get out there and make some cosmic ripples!

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 43' 14", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5302346616km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Well, well, well, it seems that our dwarf planet buddy Pluto has decided to shimmy its way into Aquarius. Now, in the grand cosmic disco, this might sound like a small step for a tiny rock, but it's actually a giant leap for mankind... and womankind... and every kind of mankind, really. You see, when Pluto, the celestial equivalent of a life coach on steroids, meets Aquarius, the zodiac's visionary, we're in for some serious shake-ups and wake-ups. It's like tossing Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk into a blender. You get a transformation smoothie that's highly logical yet boldly going places. Pluto isn't about those superficial makeovers; no, this little guy is all about the deep clean. It's like Marie Kondo for the soul, if Marie Kondo was also the god of the underworld. So, when Pluto waltzes through Aquarius, it's time to bid adieu to outdated versions of ourselves, our worldviews, and maybe even our favorite pair of bell-bottoms. Now, brace yourselves because this celestial combo of Pluto and Aquarius has the power level of a Death Star laser beam. We're talking about global shifts in science, technology, and if we're lucky, finally getting those hoverboards we were promised back in the 80s. But more than this, we might just see a seismic shift towards inclusivity, equality, and humanitarianism. On a personal level, Pluto's jaunt through Aquarius is nudging us all to rethink our place in the world. Instead of asking "What's in it for me?", it's time to ponder, "What's in it for everyone?". It's a bit like being asked to share your last piece of pizza. Sure, you could enjoy it alone, but wouldn't it taste so much better knowing you've made someone else's day? So, as Pluto packs its bags for Aquarius, let's take a moment to consider how we can transform ourselves and our world for the better. It's a big ask, but if we can put a rover on Mars, we can surely answer this cosmic call-to-action. Beam us up, Pluto! We're ready for the challenge.

The Sun

Sun Sextile Pluto

You can make important changes in your life and in yourself today. The force of your will and the perception to see what needs changing combine to give you the ability to do whatever is required. Regeneration is possible in any area of your life. Change that bad habit, eliminate what is unnecessary or outmoded. You have the force with you today. Group activities can be especially rewarding today as you can help make the groups' goals a reality. People in authority are receptive to changes today. Lay that new idea on them.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Pluto to find a passion and pursue it, and to focus on a goal. These people are not much scared of anything. They enjoy and embrace growth, especially of the psychological kind. They love a good mystery, and they are adept at solving it. Many people with these aspects feel they have a “calling” or destiny. They readily assign meaning to what others might consider “ordinary” events. They look for symbols, and read between the lines in most any situation. The physical vitality is generally strong, and the body is usually able to heal quickly.Others tend to respect those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Pluto. They are not afraid to get their hands dirty, and they are usually quick to help others–not only with mundane tasks, but also on a spiritual or psychological level. Their insight is sharp and sometimes awe-inspiring. These are perceptive people who are not easily rattled or surprised in life. They are not do-gooders, and they are unlikely law-breakers. However, they are not afraid of the “dark side” of human nature, and they will bend the rules from time to time if they feel the need to do so. Many take particular pleasure in growth and life’s lessons. They are not fond of superficiality, and are generally the first to spot pretense of any kind. Some experiment with their powers to deceive at some early point in their lives, but generally grow in their strength and integrity. In fact, many do their best to rid themselves of any self-delusion that we are all susceptible to at times. These people are passionate and can be intense. They have a hunger to experience more than just an “ordinary” life, and they can be quite ambitious. Some are perfectionists, demanding much from themselves and reasonable amounts of effort and honesty from others.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon the talents of this aspect when necessary, and those with the trine have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Famous People with Sun in easy aspect to Pluto: Sextiles – Christina Aguilera, Lisa Bonet, Bob Dylan; Trines – Ed Asner, James Caan, Nicolas Cage, Michael Caine, Susan Dey, Sam Donaldson, Chris Evert, Bette Midler.Note from Annie: I have perhaps used more words to describe Sun-Pluto aspects than I have with other planetary aspects. This is because I grew up with astrology books that offered rather dire and extreme descriptions of the aspects. Because of this, I had problems identifying with the interpretations of my own Sun conjunction Pluto as being “power-hungry”, “dominating”, and “controlling”. Some descriptions suggested an attraction to crime. Except in extreme cases, Sun-Pluto people are not extremists hell-bent on destroying or dominating everyone around them. However, they do need to come to terms with their “dark side”, their intense fears, and their tendency to be very self-protective. A more humane and psychological approach to defining the aspects can be found in many modern astrology books, and I think it is very beneficial, especially since one of the main challenges to overcome with Sun-Pluto is for the rational ruler of light (the Sun) to identify with the energies of the ruler of dark (Pluto). Nobody benefits if descriptions of the aspects are so extreme that they are quickly dismissed as “wrong”.

Venus

Venus Sextile Jupiter

Peace and harmony should be yours today. People love you and you love them. You will go out of your way to help others today because you are full of friendliness and you want to see others happy. Financial transactions go smoothly today and you seem to attract money or material possessions. Relationships are warm and there is love in the air.These people have an easy smile, a warm and responsive sense of humor, and a rather easygoing manner when they’re feeling comfortable. Although they are unlikely to seek out people to help, they’re quite quick to lend a helping hand if the need arises. It’s natural for these people to incorporate humor into romantic and sexual moments, and they don’t always understand more serious approaches. They are capable of much romance, but playfulness comes naturally to them. They can be extravagant, at times, with their pocketbook, but usually have the good sense to stop before things get out of hand. They expect to grow in their social and personal relationships. Stagnation makes little if any sense to them. Their appreciation for the good things in life is evident but not excessive. Often people with these aspects are in a position to offer opportunities to others, usually with regards to work and career.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your magnetic nature attracts others to you, and you are popular without making much effort. Sharing your spiritual joy does not have to involve sharing on the physical level.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Sextiles – Dane Rudhyar, Mary Pickford, Keanu Reeves, Edith Piaf, Geraldine Page, Clara Barton, Ty Cobb, Alfred Adler; Trines – Troy Aikman, Gene Hackman, Bob Hope, Martin Scorcese, Socrates.

Venus

Venus Conjunct Saturn

You may feel depressed today regarding your relationships with other people. If you are feeling unloved or unlovable, remember that you first have to give love before you can get love. And not the selfish kind of love that asks for something in return. Trust yourself and take steps today to see the good in you. If you cannot value yourself, how do you expect others to value you? Coldness in love affairs is possible today, but the effects of this aspect do not last long.On a personal level, these people hold back free expression of their feelings, especially with regard to expressions of love. Mind you, they are masters of compromise, duty, and responsibility to their mates, and it is through this dedication that they do in fact express their love. Often, there is some form of deprivation in the childhood, associated with either mother or father, or both. Most commonly, the child absorbs something from the parents’ relationship that results in a deep sense of obligation towards the mate and emotional reserve. Fear of letting go, enjoying the moment, and expressing love openly is strong. Although this aspect in classical astrology is associated with a delayed marriage or loneliness, I see it much more frequently in the charts of people who do indeed “partner”, often early, and who stick to the relationship through thick and thin. Often, they are lonely even though they are partnered. Commonly as well, they bend to a demanding partner much of their lives. There is fear associated with love, and many people with this position struggle with a lack of confidence. One of their greatest fears is rejection. Another reason why they might remain loyal to a challenging marriage can be a fear of letting down family and of what he or she feels would be a blow to the reputation. Sometimes, material concerns are connected with relationships. Some stick to relationships because they give them a sense of material security. Self-sacrifice is extremely common with this position. However, even though they crave more than anything to be loved unconditionally, their conviction that they won’t get that kind of love keeps them from really trying to find it. With Saturn, there is a simultaneous fear of failure and fear of success that keeps people from feeling free or brave enough to go after what they truly want.There can be a somewhat detached manner, and many people with this aspect (especially men) can come across as skeptical, matter-of-fact, and even superficial on a social level. They are masters at protecting their feelings, and do whatever they can to avoid letting others know of their vulnerabilities. Of course, this kind of defense mechanism further prevents them from finding happiness in love. It is so very hard for them to let down their defenses. They’ll need to really know where they stand with you before they can feel at least somewhat safe. Negative expectations in love must be handled in order to begin work on handling this aspect. The good news with Saturn is that its energy is handled better with time and maturity. These people should make a conscious effort to evaluate their behavior. If they admit to themselves that they do in fact want and need to be loved by a partner, they can work on slowly dropping their defenses. For example, keeping loved ones at arm’s length and pretending that you are just fine on your own isn’t going to encourage intimacy. Jumping to negative conclusions or withdrawing emotionally when an expression of warmth is not received exactly as you intended is not going to help either. It’s also a good idea to examine the choice of partners. There can be an unconscious attraction to people who love you for all the wrong reasons–for superficial or material reasons. Maintaining “business-like” love relationships somehow keeps people with these aspects feeling safe, but they unfortunately perpetuate a deep feeling of loneliness and unworthiness.With the conjunction, and especially with supporting aspects from other planets, these people have every opportunity to advance in their chosen career. Business sense is strong, especially in the areas of finance and the arts. Commitment, whether to a pet project, a job, a business, or a person, is characteristic.Alternate interpretations:*Intimacy does not come easily to you and you may appear cold or unfeeling to others due to your emotional reserve and caution. Perhaps due to painful relationships and separations in your early life, you do not trust others very easily and it takes a long time to take down all of your barriers and defenses. You may feel that you have few friends or people that really care about you. You need to learn to value and love yourself more and to express your appreciation for others more openly.#You are reserved. You don’t jump into a spiritual practice any more than you jump into a love relationship. You may do best with a spiritual teacher who is much older or younger than yourself. You accept endings as a necessary part of life. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Saturn: Hank Aaron, Ian Scott Anderson, Ray Bradbury, Edgar Cayce, Richard Chamberlain, Bill Gates, Steffi Graf, Lena Horne, Ashley Judd, Julianne Moore, Kim Novak, Yoko Ono, James Spader, Gloria Steinem, Donald Trump.