The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 06 Ari 04' 59", and is 149235912km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Libra

The Moon is at 16 Lib 40' 13", and is 404061km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Libra

Ah, my dear Earthlings, gather round for today's cosmic bulletin! Our lovely Luna has decided to sashay her way into Libra, the Zodiac's very own diplomat, perched precisely 404151.166994207km away from us. Precise? Well, you bet! This is astronomy, not a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey! Now, Libra loves balance, right? Always trying to get things just so neat and tidy. But remember, it's the MOON we're talking about here - that cheeky celestial body famous for mood swings faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. So brace yourselves for a seesaw ride of emotions. You might find yourself yearning for peace, harmony and a large tub of ice cream at 3AM. Yes, even the lactose intolerant ones among you. After all, the Moon in Libra doesn't discriminate. It's the cosmic equivalent of a yoga instructor who also happens to be a dessert enthusiast. Everything in balance, including that caramel fudge sundae! So, what's the take-home message here? Embrace the chaotic calm, my friends. This period is a time to balance those scales within ourselves. However, if you find yourself debating whether to have pizza or salad for dinner, remember: life's too short for such trivial dilemmas. Go ahead, order both! In the grand theatre of the cosmos, we're all just trying to find our balance. So stay steady, keep laughing and remember: even the Moon gets a little loopy sometimes. That's just science... or is it? Till next time, this is your nerdy, hippie astrologer signing off. Remember to keep your telescopes clean, your minds open, and your fridge stocked. The universe is full of surprises!

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is prograde at 24 Ari 30' 14", moving at 0.81 degrees per day, and is 128948599km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Alright, folks. Buckle up and grab your tea towels, because we're going on a bit of a cosmic jaunt here. Our good ol' friend Mercury, currently a mind-boggling 129149307.053904891km away (give or take a few decimal points), has decided to shimmy its way into Aries. Let me tell you, this is like the universe's version of a double espresso shot. Aries is the astrological equivalent of that friend who, when you ask if they want to go for a run, shows up with a marathon bib and a pair of those really expensive running shoes. You know the type. So when Mercury, the planet that rules our minds, meets up with Aries, it's less of a casual coffee date and more of a "let's do ALL the things" brainstorming session. Mercury in Aries is a bit like having the internet connected directly to your brain. It's fast, it's furious, and it's ready to spill all the tea - whether you're prepared for it or not. This isn't a time for dilly-dallying or overthinking. No, my dear stargazers, it's a time for charging ahead like a caffeinated centaur with a deadline. Now, this transit is brilliant for opening lines of communication. Got something to say? Well, now's the time to say it. Just remember, while Aries might give you the confidence to speak your mind, it's also a bit like that drunk uncle at parties who doesn't quite understand the concept of tact. So, proceed with caution. When Mercury and Aries start doing their cosmic tango, our thoughts become as bold as a Vogon's love poetry (and thankfully a lot less painful). Suddenly, solutions to age-old problems might start popping into your head like whack-a-moles on speed. Don't hesitate. Grab these insights faster than a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster disappears at a Hitchhiker's convention. But, dear stargazers, remember: Mercury in Aries is about as stable as a Jenga tower built on a trampoline. So catch those brilliant thoughts while you can, because they'll disappear faster than you can say "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

Venus

Venus is in Pisces

Venus is prograde at 17 Pis 45' 30", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 239868513km away and receding.

Venus Is In Pisces

Greetings, astro-navigators! We have a cosmic event coming up that's as exciting as the first time I saw a Vorlon - Venus has entered Pisces! Now, let's talk about Venus. She's not just a pretty planet twirling 239,843,901.641494781km away, she's also the goddess of love. And in Pisces? Oh boy, she's pulling out all the romantic stops. You'll be falling in love faster than a Starfury in a dogfight. But here's the thing, space cadets. While Venus is doing her dance in dreamy Pisces, we've got to be careful not to get so lost in the romance nebula that we fail to see the black holes. While Venus is in Pisces, it's easy to overlook the flaws of your significant other or, worse yet, potential partner. It's like being so enchanted by a Minbari's bone crest that you overlook their tendency to speak in riddles. Remember, nobody's perfect, not even a Centauri with a full head of hair. So, take it slow, enjoy the journey, and don't make any hasty commitments. Unless you've spent more time getting to know them than I've spent trying to understand why the Vorlons and the Shadows can't just get along. On the other hand, maybe seeing others bathed in this idealistic starlight isn't such a bad thing. If you've been nitpicking your partner's faults like a Drazi on Green-Purple Day, maybe it's time to appreciate what you've got. Remember, love is as complex and beautiful as an interstellar alliance (and sometimes just as tricky to navigate). And hey, since Venus also rules money, this could be a good time to turn that hobby of yours into some extra credits. Venus in Pisces isn't about amassing wealth like a Ferengi, though. It's more about using your gifts for something noble, like helping others, or figuring out how to get the Narn and Centauri to play nice. So, strap in, star travelers. Love is in the air…or rather, in the cosmos! And remember: the stars may guide us, but we must always steer our own ship. Happy star-gazing!

Mars

Mars is in Pisces

Mars is prograde at 02 Pis 32' 48", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 316008538km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Pisces

Mars Doing the Pisces Paddle

So, hold onto your telescopes, folks! Mars, our favorite celestial hotshot, is taking a dip in the dreamy pool of Pisces. Now, don't you go thinking that our fierce planet will start resembling a deflated balloon, just because it's hanging out with the fish folks. Mars is still Mars, folks, and as much as it might prefer a good wrestling match or a sprint, it's quite capable of doing the backstroke. While Mars is busy making bubbles in Pisces' waters, you may find yourself daydreaming more than usual. In fact, you might just stumble upon some ingenious ideas while you're up there in cloud nine. This is the time when Mars in Pisces can move mountains -- not with a bulldozer, but with a feather. It's like getting a cosmic green light to turn your wildest dreams into reality. With Mars in Pisces, there's an amazing alchemy happening. The raw energy of Mars is softened by the empathetic touch of Pisces, turning us all into a bunch of compassionate superheroes. Got a creative idea? Go for it. Want to lead a charity drive? Now's the time. You might even feel like you could save the whales, feed the homeless, AND invent a recyclable rocket ship, all before breakfast. But remember, with great power comes great... confusion. With Mars splashing about in Pisces, passions can run high, and sometimes in all the wrong directions. So, make sure you have a clear target in sight. We don't want any misdirected superpowers causing havoc, do we? Lastly, let's not forget that Pisces has a bit of an artistic streak. It knows that a picture can say a thousand words, a song can stir a million emotions, and a well-placed meme can break the internet. So when Mars transits through this sign, it's a gentle reminder to all of us to embrace our creativity. After all, we could all use a bit of color beyond the mundane shades of everyday life. So, whether you're a fiery Aries or a grounded Taurus, buckle up! With Mars doing the Pisces paddle, it's going to be one heck of a cosmic ride!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 16 Tau 08' 27", moving at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 856444121km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Hey there, celestial voyager! Guess what? Our big ol' buddy, Jupiter - you know, the one who's always cracking 'wisdom jokes' at the cosmic bar - has just rolled into Taurus' backyard. And let me tell you, things are about to get interesting. Imagine if you will, a wise old philosopher suddenly finding himself in a candy store. Yup, that's right, Jupiter is all about deep, profound thoughts while Taurus is more like "Mmm... chocolate." When this pair come together, it's like having Yoda and Homer Simpson in the same room. So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's like getting a chance to set your GPS towards your dream destination. Jupiter is giving you the energy boost and Taurus is pulling out the road map. It's time to buckle up, put on your favorite road trip playlist and start the journey towards that long-term goal of yours. Just remember, this isn't a drag race. Taurus is all about taking it slow and steady, so no tailgating, okay? Now, here's the juicy part. Jupiter is like the cosmic lottery ticket and Taurus is the sign of wealth. So, this transit might just be your golden ticket to the chocolate factory. This doesn't mean you should quit your day job and wait for a money shower. Instead, take a closer look at your financial situation and make practical plans for growth. But be careful, my friend. Taurus loves the good life and tends to say 'yes' way too often. So with Jupiter in the mix, you might feel an urge to turn all your wants into needs. Resist the temptation to splurge on that limited edition Star Trek figurine or book a trip to Mars. Patience is your ally during this transit. In short, it's a fantastic time to channel your inner nerd, embrace your hippie vibes, and let your wisdom guide you. So go ahead, grab that telescope, pull out your cosmic to-do list and conquer the universe, one star at a time!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 12 Pis 56' 37", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1589102775km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Star-Trekking Across the Universe: Saturn in Pisces

Now, hold on to your space helmets, folks, 'cause we're about to take a cosmic joyride! Good ol’ Saturn, that taskmaster of the cosmos has decided to go skinny dipping in the Piscean pool. That's right, 1.589 billion kilometers away, Saturn is doing some deep sea diving in the fishy waters of Pisces. And no, he didn't forget his floaties.

Saturn in Pisces is like having your stern, no-nonsense dad crash your psychedelic dream party. It's a bit like, "Dad, you're totally harshing my mellow." But trust me, it’s not all bad news. When Saturn - the Lord of Time and Discipline - crashes the Pisces party, it's less about ruining the fun and more about helping you make those daydreams a reality.

Thinking of penning the next great sci-fi novel? Or maybe opening up your own organic vegan gluten-free zero-waste coffee shop? Well, this is the time to grab those dreams by the tail fins and start turning them into reality. You see, Saturn's got a knack for organization. He’s like the Marie Kondo of the cosmos, helping us declutter our dream space and focus on what truly sparks joy.

But be warned, Saturn in Pisces isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. You’ll find yourself questioned about your dreams, and you might get a little defensive. I mean, who wouldn’t? But remember, this planetary father figure isn’t here to dampen your spirits. He’s here to help clean up the room so you can see the stars more clearly. So, put down that “Keep Out” sign and let him in. His advice might just be the interstellar insight you need.

With Saturn doing the backstroke in the Pisces pool, we might feel a bit restless or have some trouble sleeping. But hey, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature! This is a prime time to cultivate your inner Zen. Meditate, take a moonlit walk, do some deep-breathing exercises, or simply take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy!). And remember, sometimes the best way to reach for the stars is by getting a good night's sleep.

So, buckle up and embrace the cosmic coaching of Saturn

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 31' 09", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3036778035km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus Cosying Up in Taurus' Abode

Oh, the cosmic drama! Uranus, the celestial rebel with a cause, has settled into Taurus, the zodiac sign that just wants to Netflix and chill. It's akin to inviting Sheldon Cooper to a meditation retreat. Chaos is likely to ensue, but you know what they say, "Change is the only constant in this universe". So brace yourselves!

Firstly, let's take a moment to appreciate the sheer distance involved here. Uranus is a staggering 3036723303.334883690km away, spinning in a prograde motion (that's fancy space talk for "counter-clockwise"). It's like your eccentric, far-removed cousin visiting from abroad and turning your world upside down.

Now, Uranus entering Taurus is a big deal because Taurus loves its comfort zone more than a cat loves a warm spot in the sun. But Uranus? Well, it's the cosmic equivalent of a double shot of espresso, served with a side of revolution. So, buckle up, Taureans and non-Taureans alike, we're in for a bumpy yet exciting ride!

Being money moguls of the zodiac, Taureans are about to witness a financial revolution. Think cryptocurrency, dramatic changes in banks, or a sudden urge to invest in interstellar real estate (Mars condos, anyone?). The financial world is about to be shaken like a snow globe in the hands of an excited toddler. You might even see Scrooge McDuck considering Bitcoin.

On a personal level, Uranus is showing up at our doorstep, holding a sign that says, "Let's rethink money." Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages hold us captive more than a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention. It's time to break free from these shackles and redefine our relationship with money, material possessions, and yes, even that collection of vintage comic books.

Resistance is futile, my dear earthlings. Uranus' lease on Taurus' space isn't expiring anytime soon. So, let's embrace this period of change. Just remember, the changes we make now could stabilize our future faster than you can say "quantum physics". And they're bound to stick around longer than your New Year's resolutions. So, let's boldly go where no man has gone

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 41' 31", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4620764615km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Well, slap my thrusters and call me Serenity! It seems Neptune's sashayed its way into Pisces, and it ain't no gentle waltz, I tell ya. Now, if you're wondering, Neptune's a mighty 4.6 billion kilometers away. That's enough to make a man feel downright insignificant or, if you're like me, gives you a hankering for some space travel. Now, this here celestial shindig is doing a nifty little number called "prograde," which in Earthling terms means it's moving in the same direction as most other things in the solar system. Kinda like going with the flow, but in a universal sense. Neptune in Pisces is like Jayne with a new gun – it gives us a peculiar kind of insight. Imagine mixing a Piscean's knack for feelings and spirit with Neptune’s cosmic blender that makes everything one big soup. Suddenly, the fog lifts, and we can see our own contradictions as clear as a Firefly in the black. Petty differences seem as pointless as a Reaver at a tea party, and unity sparkles brighter than Kaylee’s smile. This cosmic dance is a shout-out to each and every one of us to figure out what we can pitch in for the greater good. We've all got talents, ideas, and dreams shinier than the 'verse itself. Neptune in Pisces is like an intergalactic invitation to dive deep into the sea of our emotional intelligence and fish out our unique gifts. So, might be a good time to learn about that spiritual path you've been eyeing, or maybe set up a sacred spot in your bunk. And don't forget to share those shiny ideas with the rest of us. Remember, Neptune in Pisces has got your back, like a good crew, ready to support you through thick and thin. So, strap in, buckle up, and let's see where this cosmic journey takes us!

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 46' 27", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5295864734km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Greetings star voyagers! I hope you're buckled in, because we're heading into deep space today. You see, Pluto - yes, the "demoted to a dwarf planet but still holds a special place in our hearts" Pluto - is currently taking a leisurely stroll through Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Captain Picard, what does that mean for me?" Well, my curious celestial explorer, allow me to enlighten you. This is like the ultimate cosmic crossover event. It's as if Batman suddenly found himself on the Starship Enterprise. Pluto, the bringer of transformation, and Aquarius, the epitome of progress, are joining forces. And let me tell you, they're out to change the universe as we know it! Pluto isn't about those minor, skin-deep changes. No, it doesn't care about your new haircut or your decision to start yoga. It’s more interested in the significant, soul-shaking shifts, like finally admitting you prefer Star Trek over Star Wars. It's all about shedding those old identities, like your secret identity as a mild-mannered reporter, and releasing perspectives that no longer serve you, like the belief that socks and sandals are a fashion faux pas. Now, combine this with Aquarius' knack for pushing boundaries, and you've got yourself a recipe for some serious cosmic upheaval. We're talking world-changing, paradigm-shifting, get-out-your-telescope-because-you-won’t-want-to-miss-this kind of stuff! Expect groundbreaking developments in science, technology, and maybe even a few advances in space travel (I'm looking at you, Elon Musk). On a personal level, this celestial event is urging us to take a good, hard look at ourselves and our place in the universe. It's easy to focus on our own needs, like whether we need another cup of coffee (the answer is always yes, by the way). But Pluto in Aquarius is asking us to consider what's best for everyone. It's like the ultimate cosmic group project, and we're all in this together. So, will you answer the call? Will you embrace this planetary progress for the betterment of all? Or will you simply ignore it and continue debating whether Picard or Kirk was the better captain (it’s me, by the way)? The choice is yours, my fellow space travelers!

Venus

Venus Sextile Jupiter

Peace and harmony should be yours today. People love you and you love them. You will go out of your way to help others today because you are full of friendliness and you want to see others happy. Financial transactions go smoothly today and you seem to attract money or material possessions. Relationships are warm and there is love in the air.These people have an easy smile, a warm and responsive sense of humor, and a rather easygoing manner when they’re feeling comfortable. Although they are unlikely to seek out people to help, they’re quite quick to lend a helping hand if the need arises. It’s natural for these people to incorporate humor into romantic and sexual moments, and they don’t always understand more serious approaches. They are capable of much romance, but playfulness comes naturally to them. They can be extravagant, at times, with their pocketbook, but usually have the good sense to stop before things get out of hand. They expect to grow in their social and personal relationships. Stagnation makes little if any sense to them. Their appreciation for the good things in life is evident but not excessive. Often people with these aspects are in a position to offer opportunities to others, usually with regards to work and career.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Venus and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your magnetic nature attracts others to you, and you are popular without making much effort. Sharing your spiritual joy does not have to involve sharing on the physical level.Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Sextiles – Dane Rudhyar, Mary Pickford, Keanu Reeves, Edith Piaf, Geraldine Page, Clara Barton, Ty Cobb, Alfred Adler; Trines – Troy Aikman, Gene Hackman, Bob Hope, Martin Scorcese, Socrates.