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The Sun

The Sun is in Aries

The Sun is at 12 Ari 59' 58", and is 149540559km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Capricorn

The Moon is at 14 Cap 36' 55", and is 378475km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Capricorn

Hey there cosmic voyagers! Grab your telescopes, slide on those moon boots, and buckle up for a stellar trip because we're jetting off to the far reaches of our celestial neighborhood where the moon is currently having a Capricornian sleepover. Yep, you heard me right! Our lovely lunar lady is 378,762.068815058km away - just casually hanging out in the constellation of Capricorn. Now, we all know Capricorn isn't exactly the party animal of the zodiac. Word on the galactic grapevine is that it's more of a 'Netflix and chill' kind of sign. But don't let this fool you into thinking there won't be any interstellar shenanigans happening. Oh no, dear stargazers, when the moon is in Capricorn, it's like your favorite introverted friend who suddenly cracks a joke so good, it has everyone rolling on the floor. So, what does this mean for us earthlings? Well, think of it as the universe's subtle way of saying, "Hey, maybe it's time to add a dash of discipline to that chaotic life." Are you procrastinating on a project? Have you been neglecting your houseplants? Or perhaps, you've been putting off folding that mountain of laundry that’s been growing since the Big Bang? The Capricorn moon is here to gently nudge you towards getting your life together. But fear not my fellow cosmos cowboys and cowgirls! This doesn't mean you have to turn into a productivity machine overnight. Remember, even black holes need a break from all that intense gravity stuff. It's about finding a balance between the hustle and the hibernation, the discipline and the downtime, the science and the silliness. So, pull up your cosmic socks, put on your space pants (the ones with the star patterns, yes those!), and get ready to moonwalk your way through this Capricorn moon phase. You've got this, stardust siblings! Let's show the universe what we're made of - which, scientifically speaking, is mostly water, but you know, with a sprinkle of magic and a dash of determination. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies and your heart in the stars. Remember, we're all just tiny specks in this grand cosmic soup, so let's make our speck count. Peace out, star gazers!

Mercury

Mercury is in Aries

Mercury is retrograde at 27 Ari 12' 43", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 104836074km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Aries

Mercury in Aries: The Dalek Edition

Buckle up, fellow stargazers! Our speedy little friend, Mercury, is currently hanging out in the fiery realm of Aries, and it's about as chill as a Dalek at a peace conference. That's right, folks, Mercury in Aries is basically the interstellar equivalent of a Dalek shouting "EXTERMINATE!" at your procrastination.

Aries, being the zodiac's first sign and the cosmic equivalent of an adrenaline junkie, doesn't do slow or boring. So, when Mercury - the planet of communication, technology, and travel - enters this fire sign, expect your thoughts to move faster than light speed. You know that thing where you think about something for too long and it starts to lose all meaning? Yeah, that's not going to happen now. Your brain is hitting the gas pedal and there's no brake in sight.

Mercury in Aries can also give us all a confidence boost, turning even the shyest of us into a cosmic Chatty Cathy. You'll find yourself saying exactly what you think, with the same subtlety as a Dalek demanding surrender. Just remember, folks, while honesty is generally the best policy, diplomacy is also key. Try not to obliterate any alliances with your newfound assertiveness.

On the bright side, this transit is excellent for innovation and courage. It's the perfect time for you to have those 'Eureka!' moments that would make even a Time Lord proud. But remember, the Aries influence means these flashes of brilliance will be as fleeting as the Doctor's peaceful moments. So be sure to capture these nuggets of genius before they vanish into the vortex!

So, in conclusion, Mercury in Aries is all about thinking fast, speaking your mind, and grabbing opportunities. Just remember to reign in the Dalek-like tendencies towards impatience and insensitivity. After all, we can't all regenerate if we accidentally mess things up!

Venus

Venus is in Pisces

Venus is prograde at 26 Pis 24' 44", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 243373629km away and receding.

Venus Is In Pisces

Venus in Pisces: A Celestial Rom-Com in Space

Get ready, folks! Venus has just moved into Pisces and it's about to turn your life into a cosmic episode of The Bachelor. Yup, that's right. This celestial event will have us all swooning like teenagers at a One Direction concert, dreaming of love and romance. You may even find yourself writing poetry or doodling hearts in the margins of your quantum physics textbook.

Just remember, as dreamy and starry-eyed as you may be feeling, don't go booking any wedding venues just yet. Venus in Pisces has a sneaky knack for making us view potential partners through rose-tinted telescopes. We're talking ignoring red flags the size of Jupiter, people. So, unless you've known someone as long as Spock and Kirk have been best buds, slow down on the commitment front. Nobody wants to wake up one day to realize they've married a Romulan.

On the upside, this starry-eyed state is not without its pros. If you've been nitpicking your partner's flaws like a Trekkie dissecting a Star Trek plot hole, Venus in Pisces might just help you see the beauty in their quirks. You might even say it's like a Vulcan mind-meld with your significant other, helping you to appreciate them on a deeper level.

Now, let's talk money. During this cosmic event, think less Wall Street and more Starfleet. It's an excellent time to monetize your imaginative pursuits, but remember, Venus in Pisces isn't about accumulating wealth like a Ferengi. Instead, use your talents for a charitable cause. You know, like using your knowledge of Klingon to raise funds for language preservation.

So, strap in folks! Venus in Pisces is going to be a wild ride. Just make sure you're wearing your safety goggles, because this is one love dust storm you don't want to get in your eyes!

Mars

Mars is in Pisces

Mars is prograde at 07 Pis 59' 40", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 311998384km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Pisces

When Mars Does the Pisces Jig

Alright cosmic voyagers, strap on those space boots because Mars, our favorite interstellar drama queen, has decided to waltz into the dreamy world of Pisces. Now, don't go thinking that Mars is going to drop its fiery sizzle and become a cosmic jellyfish just because it's floating in the Piscean sea. Nah, Mars is still rocking its 'go big or go home' attitude.

But here's the twist: while Mars is doing the Pisces shuffle, we might find ourselves being gently nudged towards creativity rather than bulldozing through obstacles like a rhino on a sugar high. Yes, dear stargazers, Mars in Pisces is like that friend who convinces you to take interpretive dance classes when all you wanted was to crash on the sofa with your favourite sci-fi series. You know, the one with the alien...

And guess what? This Mars-Pisces combo can work wonders! Imagine using that Martian energy to fight for the underdog, lead a recycling revolution, or start that organic mushroom farm you've been dreaming about. It's like being handed the cosmic equivalent of a super suit, only this one is designed for compassionate action and creative pursuits, not battling extraterrestrials.

But hey, don't go channeling that Martian energy into sending hate mail to the guy who spoiled the latest episode of your favourite show. The Mars-Pisces duo can be a bit like a caffeinated squirrel if not directed properly—lots of energy, but not exactly precision-targeted.

And here's the cherry on the cosmic cake: Pisces is known to tickle our inner Picasso. So when Mars does its thing in this sign, it's like getting a universal nudge to put down the calculator and pick up a paintbrush. Or a ukulele. Or a quill. You get the idea. Because sometimes, we need to go beyond the realms of logic and explore the extraordinary with a bit of Piscean magic and Martian gusto.

So, fellow star nerds, let's do Mars in Pisces justice. Don your cosmic cape, tune into your inner artist, and channel that energy into something beautifully constructive. May the force be with you!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 17 Tau 37' 30", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 866865970km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Greetings, fellow cosmic explorers! Ready to buckle up for another interstellar adventure? Well, pull out your celestial charts because we've got a galactic heavyweight in our midst. It's Jupiter, the big daddy of the solar system, hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac's most unmovable sign. Yes, you heard it right, that's like Sheldon Cooper trying to solve a Rubik’s cube while riding a roller coaster. The combination of Jupiter in Taurus is kind of like having Albert Einstein and Bob Marley locked in a room together. Imagine the conversations! It's a call to remind us that even amid the chaos of existence, the answers we seek are hiding, quite comfortably, within us. They're just sitting there, probably sipping a latte, waiting for us to cut through the daily noise. Now, I know what you're thinking, "How do I tap into this hidden wisdom?" Well, fret not, my celestial companions. The energy of Jupiter in Taurus empowers us to make real progress towards our dreams or long-term goals. It's like getting a cosmic green light to start checking off those to-do lists, one by one, until we get to that big, juicy end result. Jupiter, the Santa Claus of planets, brings good luck and fortune, while Taurus, with its bull-like stubbornness and affinity for shiny things, stands for wealth and money. So, theoretically speaking, this transit could practically turn our life into a cosmic lottery! But remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility, so don't go splurging all your cash on those limited edition Star Trek figurines! Taurus, the hedonistic sign, loves indulgence. It’s like a toddler in a candy store with an unlimited credit card. So, when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, beware of confusing your wants for needs. Remember, that 10th slice of pizza is not a need, it's a want! So, in the words of the great Carl Sagan, "We are made of star stuff." And this star stuff is telling us to harness the power of Jupiter in Taurus, tap into our inner wisdom, chase our dreams, and maybe, just maybe, win the cosmic lottery! But remember, my fellow stargazers, moderation is key. We don't want to end up like a supernova, do we?

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 13 Pis 44' 28", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 1581379731km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

When Saturn Slips into Pisces' Pond

Well, it's happened folks! Saturn, the stern taskmaster of the cosmos, has decided to take a little dip in the mystical waters of Pisces. Now, don't go panicking about the idea of a giant planet suddenly splashing around in your spiritual pond. I assure you, this is less of a cosmic pool party and more like a divinely ordained synchronized swim routine.

With Saturn in Pisces, you may find yourself daydreaming about finally penning that epic sci-fi novel or launching that artisanal kale chip business you've been pondering. Got your attention now, don't I? Now is the perfect time to dive into these dreams with all the gusto of a caffeine-fueled astrophysicist during an eclipse. The universe is essentially giving you a celestial thumbs up to dream big and plan accordingly! So get your spreadsheets ready, my budget-loving daydreamers, the stars are aligning for you!

However, bear in mind, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbow-colored unicorns grazing on cloud fluff. Saturn is like that one friend who asks the hard questions, the ones that make us squirm a bit. "Are you sure you've thought this through?" "Have you considered the implications?" "Is kale really a sustainable business model?" It might feel a bit intrusive, but remember, Saturn is just looking out for you. Try not to hang too many "Keep out" signs in your mental space. This planetary 'dad' just wants to help tidy up your dreamscape a bit.

And speaking of dreams, with all this Piscean energy focused on our subconscious, we may find our sleep becoming as choppy as a Martian sandstorm. Don't be surprised if you start tossing and turning like a fidget spinner in a high schooler's hand. But fear not, my cosmic comrades! This is the perfect time to amp up your zen game. Meditate, venture into nature, practice deep breathing, or simply take an afternoon snooze (keep that dream journal ready, though!). Remember, even the most dedicated stargazer occasionally needs to rest their eyes.

So buckle up, space cadets, Saturn's visit to Pisces is going to be quite the celestial ride. Let's make the most of it!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 20 Tau 50' 48", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3048558858km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Alright, folks, listen up! Just got fresh intel from the cosmic frontlines: Uranus is in Taurus. Yep, you heard it right, our rebellious celestial neighbor has decided to bunk with the bull. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But the Taurus loves its peace and quiet!" And you're right, but that's where the fun starts! See, Uranus is like that eccentric cousin who shows up uninvited to your perfectly planned dinner party, flips the table, and suggests a potluck instead. So, buckle up, because change is coming whether Taurus likes it or not – and let me tell ya, it's gonna be a wild ride! Now, Taurus knows a thing or two about money; they love counting their cash, probably more than Scrooge McDuck himself. But Uranus, oh boy, Uranus doesn't give a frak about your money rules. It's all set to introduce some revolutionary ways of handling the dough. We might see new currencies popping up faster than toasters, banks could transform more dramatically than Six in a red dress, and the housing and stock markets may shake up like a Raptor in a firefight. On the home front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. That mountain of debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages? Time to break free, people. You might feel as trapped as a Cylon in a resurrection ship, but remember, Uranus is here to liberate us. Resisting won't do you any good. Change is as inevitable as a Viper launch during a Cylon attack. The sooner you adapt, the better. Because believe it or not, these changes can bring about a sense of stability stronger than the hull of Galactica herself. And trust me, that's saying something. So, let's embrace the chaos and change. After all, as we've learned time and again: "All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again." Until next time, may the Lords of Kobol guide your journey.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 57' 12", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4617398448km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

"Hold onto your telescopes, space cadets, because Neptune is doing the cosmic cha-cha in Pisces' territory! That's right, our blue buddy, who is a mind-boggling 4,617,414,944.845990181km away (for those of you without a calculator handy, that's 'really, really, really far'), is currently strutting his stuff prograde style. As we all know, Neptune and Pisces are kind of like peanut butter and jelly - they're a perfect match. Together, they're all about emotion, spirit, and unifying things, kind of like a cosmic group hug. And boy, could we use one of those right now! This celestial tango is like a cosmic fog light, cutting through the pettiness and ego trips to illuminate what really matters. Petty differences? Pfft, who has time for those when there's so much unity and love to spread around? It's like realizing that arguing over 'gif' or 'jif' pronunciation is pointless when there are galaxies to explore! What can you bring to the stardust-covered table during this transit? A killer quiche recipe? A new way to recycle old socks? A plan for world peace? Whatever it is, now's the time to dive into your emotional intelligence and find your unique contribution. Feeling inspired to join a spiritual yoga class? Do it! Want to create a sacred space for your collection of Star Wars action figures? Go for it! Neptune in Pisces is all about exploring the spiritual path that calls to you (even if it involves lightsabers). Remember folks, as we navigate this cosmic dance, Neptune’s got our back. So, let's take this chance to share our dreams, ideas, and yes, even our nerdy obsessions, with the world. Because in the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all just stardust trying to find our way home."

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 53' 04", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5280113497km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Greetings, celestial voyagers! Now brace yourselves because Pluto, that distant iceball we all love to argue about, has sauntered into Aquarius, the sign of forward-thinking futurists and genius eccentrics. Yes, you heard it right - Pluto has gone prograde, and if that doesn't ring your cosmic doorbell, I don't know what will. Pluto, my friends, is not your average planet. It's the astrological equivalent of a cosmic makeover artist and we're not talking about a touch of mascara and some lip balm here. No, sir! Pluto likes to get down to the nitty-gritty, shedding old identities and releasing outdated perspectives to make way for some serious soul-level revamping. And with Aquarius in the mix, you bet we're going to see some real progressive change! Think Steve Jobs meets Einstein meets Bill Nye the Science Guy. This could mean quantum leaps in science, technology, and space travel. Heck, we might even have a Starbucks on Mars soon! But let's not forget the humanitarian side of Aquarius. We're talking civil rights, social justice, and a global shift towards valuing the lives, feelings, and experiences of others. If that's not a recipe for world peace, I don't know what is! On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like your stern but loving granny who urges you to think beyond your own bubble. Sure, it might be comfy in there, but what about the rest of the universe, eh? This is a time to ponder not just what's best for you, but what's best for everyone. It's time to ask ourselves: are we ready to be the change we want to see in our world? So, folks, strap in! With Pluto in Aquarius, we’re not just in for a ride, we’re in for a full-blown cosmic rollercoaster. But hey, isn't that what makes life interesting? So buckle up, enjoy the ride, and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's on social media!

The Sun

Sun Square Moon

You must balance your emotions with your individuality. You may have difficulties today dealing with the opposite sex, authority figures or family members. Ego confrontations over emotional issues are likely to be the cause. Vitality may be low today, so keep stress to a minimum. Try to understand others' points of view before expressing your own. Get in touch with your true feelings. Emotional impulses may interfere with objective and good judgment.What people who were born with Sun square Moon in their natal charts want and what they need are in conflict. The Sun square Moon aspect is similar to the Sun opposition Moon aspect in this sense, but there are very notable differences. Whereas the struggle between wants and needs is mostly played out on the inside and through significant relationships with Sun opposition Moon people, Sun square Moon people tend to confront obstacles that come from the outside. In truth, the struggle is within, as it is a case of being “one’s own worst enemy”. There can be a tendency to attract challenging situations into the life as an unconscious attempt to recreate the tension of early childhood. As well, specific habits and attitudes can hamper their progress in life.These people generally have a need to achieve and accomplish something important, and they act out their internal struggle along the way. For whatever reason, these people didn’t feel needed or accepted. The clash between their parents or parent figures, if indeed there was one, made them feel unaccepted for who they were, and there can be a very real drive to prove themselves to the world (and/or to the parents). The parents may not have simply been opposite personalities, as is the case with Sun opposition Moon. It is more likely that their relationship was a continual struggle. Sun square Moon individuals internalized the tension in the cosmic air that they were born into, and felt out of place as a result. In some cases, they literally felt unwanted by one or both parents. Even if the parents didn’t clash, the early life was likely to have been over-stimulating and tense, causing the child to feel insecure.These people experience a struggle between their need for nurture and their need for independence. When they get the autonomy that they seem to crave, they feel unsupported by others. When they receive the support they crave, they feel smothered. This internal clash is most apparent in the relationships they form, especially in the first half of their lives when they may not be aware of these patterns. Confrontations and challenges are frequent–not just with romantic partners, but also on the job, with friends, and so forth. However, these people have a lot of drive and spunk. They are resilient creatures who have faced conflict and who have survived it. Although they face a struggle with fluctuating energy, they are motivated to accomplish something. Ideally, they learn through experience to accomplish something for themselves rather than to prove their worth to others.Some Famous People with Sun Square Moon: Geena Davis, Michael Douglas, Ricky Martin.People born with a Sun-Moon tension can spend much of their lives struggling to balance the principles of the Sun and the Moon within their personalities, and will bring this struggle to some degree into their relationships. The urge to form meaningful relationships is generally powerful, but relationships can be as much of a struggle to these natives as the inner conflict is to themselves. This inner conflict occurs with the square, opposition, and quincunx. The desire to find meaningful relationships is stronger than it is when the natal Sun and Moon form a sextile or trine, and early relationships in particular can be challenging until the stressful aspects are recognized as an inner tension.A stressful Sun-Moon aspect seems to imprint the native with the (often unconscious) expectation that relationships can very easily fail, and the natives will be especially aware of conflicts in partnership, taking them to heart. The upside of this natal conflict is found in this sensitivity itself! Those with a Sun-Moon opposition, in particular, are generally willing to work out problems in a relationship due to their acute awareness and sensitivity to the conflicts that arise in their partnerships. However, if they face a partner who denies the problems exist in the first place, as in the example above, they can easily become frustrated. This is because learning and growing through relationships is a basic urge – so basic that it is a need. These natives are learning about themselves through their relationships, and need partners who are willing to be a part of that process. Sun square Moon suggests an internal “war” between two equally powerful desires: the desire for emotional commitment and the desire for autonomy. The native can be quite defensive and even belligerent with others, and often over-sensitive, which can take its toll in personal relationships. Partners may complain that the native often seems to be spoiling for a fight, and relationships can be turbulent until the native learns to compromise.

Venus

Venus Conjunct Neptune

Your romantic idealism might be activated today. You are feeling particularly idealistic now and you need to keep your feet on the ground. You are feeling very unselfish, but don't let others take advantage of you. Sometimes you need to say no. Don't let daydreams and fantasies cloud your perceptions and decisions. Don't place all your trust now in any one person or thing. Stay alert. Combine art and music with your imagination and let that be an escape from everyday cares.Those with Venus in conjunction to Neptune in their birth chart are generally sensitive, creative, and attractive people. An impractical nature when it comes to love, money, and personal possessions is notable, even if Venus-Neptune people approach the rest of their lives in a more sensible manner. They are giving, and usually “give” more than they receive in close personal relationships, ready to make sacrifices for the one they love, generally loyal, and exceedingly kind-hearted. Sentimental and compassionate, natives with Venus conjunct Neptune are easily touched by others’ kindness, music, poetry, dance, and most any art that evokes emotion. Some might say they are gullible in love, as they are inclined to forgive easily and trust that others are as good-hearted as they are. They may attract people who take advantage of their giving nature, or who elude commitment, or who are troubled or needy.As ready as they are to forgive, they are also easily hurt, and even shocked, in matters of the heart. They dislike crude, rude, and crass behavior and situations. Still, they are drawn to love relationships like moth to flame. Their imaginations and fantasy worlds are rich, and Venus-Neptune people believe that there is something out there for them, even after disappointments. There’s an ethereal or mysterious quality to them that is subtly seductive and very attractive. As loving as they are, there is an ethereal and universal quality to their love that keeps them oddly out of reach, yearning for something magical and ideal, that can make their lovers feel strangely excluded–their love almost borders on impersonal. These very creative people are often artists.Alternate Interpretations:^Love is the force that shapes and sustains your life with Venus conjunct Neptune. Your romantic nature inspires you to believe in the ultimate possibilities of love, and you may have very definitive fantasies about loving. When you’re in love, your compassion knows no bounds. You may feel that you could sacrifice anything for the man you love, and sometimes do. Yearning for a soul mate, you expect the same high ideals from your partner, although you may not always find them. Your emotional boundaries can be quite flexible, which allows you to feel what others are feeling, but which can also be confusing when you’re trying to determine what’s going on with you individually. You may not always feel confident taking the initiative in love, and may spend more time fantasizing about possibilities than you spend acting on your desires. You need a love which honors your spirituality and sensitivity, and need to safeguard against falling into situations which would abuse your kindhearted care and concern. From the Astrology Profile for Women report.*You are very romantic, idealistic, and imaginative about love. You yearn for your “true love” or “soul mate” and may become disappointed in others who never quite live up to your dream image of the perfect lover. You frequently fantasize about love and often fall in love with someone you can only love from afar. You may avoid making a definite personal commitment. Gentle and sensitive, you do not like to be approached in a very direct or aggressive manner. You are attracted to those with artistic or mystical inclinations.#You tend to fool yourself where change is concerned. Thus, you are able to drift into and out of spiritual grace without even knowing it. Don’t mistake erotic dreams for the energy of tantra, and distinguish your personal desires from the teaching itself. From the Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Neptune: Kirk Cameron (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Pierre Cardin (Venus conjunct Neptune in Leo), Diahann Caroll (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Jimmy Carter (Venus conjunct Neptune in Leo), Paul Cezanne (Venus conjunct Neptune in Aquarius), Bill Clinton (Venus conjunct Neptune and Mars in Libra), Bo Derek (Venus in late Libra conjunct Neptune in early Scorpio), Jodie Foster (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Sophia Loren (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Robert Redford (Venus conjunct Neptune in Virgo), Christopher Reeve (Venus conjunct Neptune in Libra), Meg Ryan (Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio), Cheryl Tiegs (Venus conjunct Neptune in Libra), Barbara Walters (Venus in late Leo conjunct Neptune in early Virgo).

Jupiter

Jupiter Conjunct Uranus

You have an increased tolerance for all points of view and different ways of life. Your intuition is stimulated to grow at this time. You may experience prophetic dreams. Sudden good financial fortune may come your way. Your life may change and expand in some way, perhaps through foreign travel or metaphysical pursuits. There is a desire to befriend humanity and to make new friends.