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29 April, 2024
Solar activity decayed to low levels. Region 3654 (S07W36, Ekc/beta-gamma-delta) produced c-class events this period, the largest a C8.3/Sf flare at 28/2020 UTC. Region 3654 exhibited moderate development in the intermediate and trailer spots, and developed a delta magnetic configuration. The remaining regions were either stable or in decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected in available imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment was at mostly steady levels this period due to positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field strength reached a peak of 8 nT and the Bz component was varied between +/-5 nT. Solar wind speeds were mostly in the mid 400s. The phi angle was in a predominantly positive orientation through the period.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Capricorn, at 11 degrees, 25' 10", at a velocity of 13.34 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.9 days old. It is 376989.64 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 3:24:19, 8 May, 2024. The next full moon is at 13:55:52, 23 May, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Taurus
The Sun is at 09 Tau 25' 38", and is 150658459km away and receding.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 11 Cap 25' 10", and is 382161km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Well, well, well, Moon's in Capricorn and it's about as cozy as a porcupine in a balloon factory. Now, you're probably wondering what that means...and so am I. Just kidding! Let's break it down: Capricorn, the determined mountain goat of the zodiac, paired with the moon, the moody, silvery sphere of mystery that's currently 373,523.195050888 km away. That's like taking a road trip from here to, well, the moon. So, here's the thing. The moon moves into Aquarius in the next 24 hours, and we're not talking about the Age of Aquarius (although wouldn't that be groovy?). No, this is about the moon transitioning from ambitious Capricorn to innovative Aquarius. Think of it as your favorite sci-fi series: one moment, you've got a plot line involving a relentless cyborg goat climbing to new heights (Goatzilla, anyone?), and the next, you're dealing with an otherworldly alien who's all about breaking the rules and inventing new ones (Hello, Aquaman!). So, while the moon is still in Capricorn, tap into that goat-like determination. Tie up those loose ends, finish that project, maybe even do your taxes early (yeah, right). Use this time to put your affairs in order, because when the moon shifts into Aquarius, it's going to feel like you've been teleported to a different dimension. Get ready to embrace the unexpected, my cosmic voyagers. The moon is doing the astrological equivalent of changing the TV channel, and you're about to go from a black and white documentary to a technicolor sci-fi extravaganza. Buckle up, because things are about to get interesting! Remember, the universe is a lot like a weird uncle at a family gathering: sometimes it's a bit of a drag, sometimes it's full of surprises, but it's always part of the family. So take this lunar shift in stride and remember: even when you're dealing with interstellar goat-alien drama, it's all just part of the cosmic journey.Mercury is in Aries
Mercury is prograde at 16 Ari 32' 46", moving at 0.3 degrees per day, and is 101135390km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aries
Mercury in Aries: Cosmic Red Bull
Listen up, star gazers! Mercury, that swift-footed messenger of the gods, is doing its retrograde samba in Aries, the cosmic Rambo. Now, if you're thinking this means your Wi-Fi will start acting like a sulky teenager, or your GPS will guide you to the North Pole instead of Home Depot, take a deep breath. It's not that kind of retrograde. This is more like an intellectual Red Bull, so buckle up!
Aries waits for no one, not even for its morning coffee. So, when Mercury parks its celestial posterior in this sign, we're talking about a mental sprint, not a leisurely stroll through the park. You'll find your brain refusing to linger on last week's crossword puzzle and instead, charging ahead like a caffeinated racehorse. But be warned! This isn't the time for slow-mo replays, folks.
Got something to say? Well, with Mercury in Aries, you'll be serving unfiltered truth tea whether people ordered it or not! This transit is like cosmic courage juice, so expect to blurt out everything, from your love for 80s disco to your not-so-secret opinion about your neighbor's yard gnomes. But beware, my friends - this verbal diarrhea comes with a price. Remember, diplomacy is not an alien concept. Use it when needed!
But hey, it's not all challenging. Mercury in Aries is like a brainstorming session on steroids. You're likely to have more lightbulb moments than Thomas Edison. But here's the catch - these nuggets of wisdom are like shooting stars: Blink and you miss 'em! So grab them before they vanish into the ether of forgotten thoughts.
In a nutshell, Mercury in Aries is like a blend of Sherlock's brain, Speedy Gonzales' speed and a dash of Hulk's tact. Strap in, folks. It's going to be a wild ride!
Venus is in Aries
Venus will change from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.
Venus is prograde at 29 Ari 44' 01", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 253938515km away and receding.Venus Is In Aries
Alright, cosmic cadets, buckle up for a celestial rollercoaster ride as our lady Venus shimmies on into Aries. Think of this as if Venus decided to ditch her usual elegant gown and put on a superhero cape instead. She's ready to kick some asteroid...metaphorically speaking, of course. Now, remember those old, moth-eaten patterns in love? Well, they're about as welcome as a solar flare during your favorite sci-fi marathon. With Venus in Aries, it's time to boldly go where no lover has gone before. For those flying solo, this is the perfect time to recalibrate your cosmic compass towards self-love. And for those in co-pilot mode, try a bit of space exploration together. Trust me, nothing reignites the spark more than discovering new galaxies...or trying that weird exotic food from the food-truck around the corner! As for your financial horoscope, think of Venus in Aries as your permission slip to splurge on a new lightsaber or a shiny costume for Comic-Con. But be careful, my fellow nerds, because just like too much caffeine can make you jittery, too much spending can leave you with a black hole in your wallet. So, in a nutshell, Venus in Aries isn't about writing sonnets to your beloved or planning for retirement. It's more like a cosmic game of "Punch Buggy" where you gotta seize the moment, grab the joy stick, and enjoy the ride. So, get out there and conquer the universe! Just don't forget to pack a towel. And remember, what happens in Aries, stays in Aries...unless it's broadcasted across the cosmos, then all bets are off!Mars is in Pisces
Mars is prograde at 28 Pis 55' 58", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 296672447km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Pisces
Great Scott! Buckle up your astrological seatbelts, folks, because Mars - yes, that red, dusty chap who's always about 309 million kilometers away (give or take a few thousand clicks) - has packed his bags and taken up a temporary residence in Pisces! This is no ordinary transit, my friends! When the cosmic soldier of drive and energy dips his boots into the ethereal waters of Pisces, it's not like we're going to lose our motivation and start daydreaming about alien civilizations and time travel. Well, not entirely, at least. Mars in Pisces is akin to a neutron star - you might not see it coming, but oh boy, does it have the power to move celestial mountains! It's as if we've been handed a cosmic green light (no, not kryptonite) directing us to charge our energy into inspired action. While Mars is in this water sign, it's like having a fusion reactor powering a rainbow-colored VW bus. The fiery planet gets a chance to flex its muscles gently, express itself in more creative ways, and channel its might for a higher purpose. This is the perfect time to dust off that old canvas and let your inner Picasso loose, or maybe lead a peace march to save the Dodo birds. Okay, I know they are extinct, but you get the point! However, remember, with great cosmic power comes great cosmic responsibility. Mars traveling through Pisces can be a bit like piloting a DeLorean at 88 miles per hour - you need to have a clear destination in mind. Otherwise, you might just end up in a wild west situation, or worse, the ice age! The universal touch of Pisces often stirs the dormant artist within us. It reminds us that expressions can extend beyond ordinary communication, much like how flux capacitors go beyond ordinary automobile parts. So, while Mars is out there doing its cosmic waltz through Pisces, let's take a leap of faith and dive into the unknown, transcending the boundaries of our mundane perspectives. After all, where we're going, we don't need roads!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 23 Tau 43' 03", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 894687534km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Hey there, cosmic wanderer! Let's chat about Jupiter in Taurus, shall we? Now, I know you're thinking "Jupiter in Taurus, that's only a mere 872208998.624596596km away!" and yes, you'd be right. Don't worry, though - it's not like we need to hop on the Millennium Falcon and jet off to check it out (though that would be a pretty nifty field trip). Ah, Jupiter, our big gassy friend of the cosmos, currently twirling around in a prograde motion (that's astro-nerd talk for moving in the same direction as the stars). It's literally bringing wisdom to the bull-headed Taurus. So, imagine, if you will, Yoda riding a bull. That’s the kind of energy we're dealing with here. Remember how Obi-Wan Kenobi said, "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together." Well, replace "The Force" with "spirituality," and you'll get the gist of what Jupiter in Taurus is about. It's like having your own personal Jedi training, encouraging you to use your inner wisdom to tackle those long-standing dreams. You'll find yourself making to-do lists like you're planning the ultimate rebel attack and methodically conquering each task. Trust me, Luke Skywalker didn't blow up the Death Star overnight. Now, let's talk about Galactic Credits, or as you Earthlings call it, money. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like having Lando Calrissian, the smoothest dude in the galaxy, guiding your financial decisions. You've got Jupiter's good luck and Taurus' knack for wealth accumulation working together like Han and Chewie in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon. But beware, young Padawan! Taurus is a bit of a Jabba the Hutt when it comes to indulgence, and Jupiter can inflate that tendency like a puffer pig. Don't let your wants warp into needs faster than the Kessel Run. So strap in, grab your astrological blaster, and prepare for a cosmic adventure, because with Jupiter in Taurus, it's going to be like a hyperdrive journey through a galaxy of wisdom, patience, and prosperity. May the Force be with you!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 16 Pis 29' 04", moving at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 1537399559km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Okay, folks, strap in and put your space helmets on, because Saturn is hovering in Pisces. It's like the universe's version of a grumpy grandpa visiting a psychedelic fish tank. It's not just about getting starry-eyed over the nebulae though, no, Saturn is doing some cosmic housekeeping at a whopping 1,576,278,394.181507826km away. And yes, you guessed right! The old fella's gone prograde on us. We’re talking full-on forward motion.
Now, when Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, meets Pisces, the dreamy, artsy guru of the zodiac, it's like Spock meeting a Vulcan mind-meld with Picasso. It’s time to take those daydreams of yours, you know the ones where you're writing a bestselling novel or running a successful business, and give them a Vulcan salute.
This cosmic combo is here to ensure that your dreams don't just end up as beautiful supernovae in the cosmos of your mind. They want you to get off your asteroid and make things happen. You might need to draft a business plan, draw up a budget, or beam yourself up to the bank for a loan.
Now, I won’t lie to you, Saturn in Pisces isn't always a leisurely cruise on the USS Enterprise. Saturn might be the unwelcome guest who questions your most cherished dreams, but remember, the Captain doesn’t shy away from a challenge. Instead of putting up shields and firing photon torpedoes, why not let Saturn in and listen to what it has to say? After all, this cosmic old-timer has seen more than a few star systems in its day.
With Saturn in Pisces, you might find yourself feeling like you've been beamed up to the sleepless realms of insomnia. Your usual 8-hour stasis chamber sleep might seem as elusive as a Romulan cloaking device. But fear not, my starfleet! This is the perfect time to cultivate some much-needed inner peace. Meditate, take a stroll through your local holodeck forest, or simply breathe like you’re on a vacation in the oxygen-rich atmosphere of an unexplored M-class planet.
Remember, this cosmic event is all about listening to the wisdom that the universe has to offer. So, put your tr
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 17' 18", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 3077938917km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alrighty, folks! Strap in and hang on to your space helmets because the cosmic roller coaster is about to take off. Now, I know you're probably thinking, "What's this nerdy astrologer rambling about?" Well, let me tell you - Uranus is in Taurus, which is like blending a stubborn bull with a chaotic disco ball. Intriguing, isn't it? Now, let's start with the basics. Uranus is currently about 3054535215.476837635km away, doing its little prograde dance in the sky. That might sound far, but in the grand scheme of things, it's practically our cosmic neighbor. So, what does this mean for us? Brace yourself for some astronomical humor because it's going to be a "Uranus-shaking" experience! Taurus - they're the ones who love their comfort zone, aren't they? They'd rather binge-watch an entire series than risk missing an episode due to power failure. But here comes Uranus, the celestial equivalent of a power surge, ready to disrupt that marathon. The old ways of doing things are going out the window. It's time to adapt and evolve, my friends. It's like when they introduced the microwave - you might have been skeptical at first, but now you can't imagine life without it. But hold on to your telescopes, because it gets juicier. Taurus is all about the moolah. So, with Uranus entering the scene, we're looking at a complete makeover of our financial landscape. Imagine waking up one day and finding out that bitcoins are the new quarters. Banks may be reshaped, stock markets might jitterbug, and your piggy bank could become a thing of the past. On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to declutter our financial and material lives. Debt, taxes, credit card interests - all these can feel like black holes sucking up your happiness particles. But now's the time to break free. It's like switching from a rickety old spaceship to a shiny new star cruiser. Resisting won't help because Uranus is here with its liberating energy, ready to beam us up to a life of greater stability. So, there you have it. We're in for a ride that's going to be more thrilling than the last season of Babylon 5. Get ready for some changes, because Uranus in Taurus is about to shakeNeptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 28 Pis 52' 36", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4586456539km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, if it isn't Neptune, that big blue ball of mystery, making a grand entrance into Pisces. Now, if you're picturing a huge planet swimming around in a celestial fish tank, you wouldn't be entirely wrong, metaphorically speaking. Most importantly, for those who are not space geeks like yours truly, this means we are entering a time of deep spiritual and emotional introspection. Time to turn on your inner emo-goth playlist, friends. The fusion of Pisces' penchant for feelings and Neptune’s passion for unity is like a cosmic spotlight cutting through a foggy night. It's as if the universe is suddenly saying, "Hey, look at all these pesky differences between us. They're about as important as a single speck of dust on a supernova. So, let's just get along, yeah?" This cosmic alignment is like a celestial group therapy session, encouraging us to think about what we can bring to the table for our collective progress. And no, your famous guacamole recipe doesn't count. We're talking bigger picture here. What are your unique gifts, ideas, and dreams? It's time to unleash them and explore your emotional intelligence. Now, I'm not saying you should start a cult or anything, but this would be an excellent time to delve deeper into spiritual paths that resonate with you. Perhaps you could create a sacred space at home, something more than just your cherished spot on the couch. Fiddle around with some incense, light a few candles, whip out those old yoga mats. Neptune in Pisces is an open invitation to connect with what feels most sacred and share these experiences with the world. So, put on your best hippie attire, embrace your inner nerd, and remember: the universe has got your back. Or more accurately, it's got your entire existence. But hey, who's counting kilometers?Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 02 Aqu 06' 04", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5215099086km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: The Ultimate Cosmic Face-Off
Picture this: Pluto, the wee 'planet' (we're still salty about that downgrade, aren't we?) with a heart-shaped surface feature, is hanging out in Aquarius, the sign of the water-bearer. Now, before you start picturing Pluto getting a nice splash from Aquarius' jug, remember, Aquarius is an air sign. So, no, Pluto is not getting a much-needed bath.
Pluto, the celestial equivalent of that one intense friend who always insists on deep, existential conversations at 2 AM, is all about transformation. And not just the "Oh, I think I'll cut bangs" kind, but the "I'm going to reevaluate my entire life, quit my job, and move to a Tibetan monastery" kind. Pluto doesn't do things by halves, folks.
Meanwhile, Aquarius is the sign of progress, innovation, and the odd science experiment gone wrong (or right, depending on your perspective). When these two get together, it's like a sci-fi movie plot: expect the unexpected, and then multiply it by ten.
We're talking radical shifts in science, technology, and even space travel. Who knows, maybe teleportation will finally be a thing during this transit? A girl can dream! But it's not just about cool gadgets and warp speed; it's also about humanity. This transit could see us becoming more compassionate, more empathetic, and more inclined to work together for the betterment of all.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is the cosmic kick in the pants we need to change how we view ourselves and our place in the world. Instead of being self-focused, it's time to think about what's best for all. Basically, it's about becoming more like Mr. Spock and less like Sheldon Cooper.
So, are you ready for this cosmic shake-up? Because like it or not, Pluto in Aquarius is here, and it's about to make things a whole lot more interesting!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 09 Tau 25' 38" |
| Moon | 11 Cap 25' 10" |
| Mercury | 16 Ari 32' 46" |
| Venus | 29 Ari 44' 01" |
| Mars | 28 Pis 55' 58" |
| Jupiter | 23 Tau 43' 03" |
| Saturn | 16 Pis 29' 04" |
| Uranus | 22 Tau 17' 18" |
| Neptune | 28 Pis 52' 36" |
| Pluto | 02 Aqu 06' 04" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.