There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Greetings, star children! It's your favorite astrophysicist-turned-astrologer with a dash of hippie, a pinch of nerd, and a sprinkle of humor, here to give you the cosmic scoop.
First off, Mercury, that fast-talking, sharp-witted planet is hanging out in Virgo. If you find yourself obsessively organizing your sock drawer or suddenly passionate about spreadsheets, blame it on Mercury. And remember, it's not OCD, it's just "Organized Cosmic Detailing!" 😉 #MercuryInVirgo
Meanwhile, Venus, the goddess of love and beauty, is strutting her stuff in Leo. Expect drama, passion, and a sudden urge to wear glitter... everywhere. If you find yourself adopting a lion as a pet or practicing your acceptance speech for an Oscar, don't fight it. Just remember to thank me in your speech. #VenusInLeo
Our fiery planet Mars is in Libra, which is like putting hot sauce on a cucumber sandwich. Expect some spicy dialogues but wrapped in politeness. If diplomacy was a martial art, you'd all be black belts now. #MarsInLibra
Big, expansive Jupiter is chilling in Taurus. Embrace your inner epicurean! Eat the cake. Buy the shoes. If you've been thinking about investing in that life-sized replica of the Starship Enterprise... now's the time. #JupiterInTaurus
Saturn, the taskmaster of the zodiac, is in dreamy Pisces. Expect some serious life lessons hidden in your dreams. If you dream of being chased by a giant calculator, it might be time to sort out your finances. Or you're just really bad at math. #SaturnInPisces
Uranus, the planet of surprise, is also in Taurus. Expect the unexpected! Random acts of kindness, surprise gifts, or a spontaneous trip to Comic-Con. #UranusInTaurus
Neptune, the planet of dreams and illusions, is in Pisces. This is like putting a fish in water or a nerd in a comic book store. Embrace your creativity, but don't get lost in fantasy. Unless it's a fantasy about becoming a billionaire. In that case, carry on. #NeptuneInPisces
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