There are currently 5 planets in retrograde:
Astrology for the Space Nerds
Welcome, Fellow Star Gazers!
Alrighty folks, hold onto your spectacles because we've got some cosmic shenanigans to discuss. Let's start with our good friend Mercury, who’s decided to hang out in Virgo. Now, I'm not saying this means you'll suddenly develop an obsession with cleaning your keyboard with Q-tips, but I wouldn't rule it out either. #CleanlinessNextToGodliness
Venus, that radiant beauty, is chilling in Leo. For those of you who've been considering adopting a lion as a pet, now's your time to shine! Or, you know, maybe just try adding a little more glamour to your Zoom meetings. #FierceBackdrop
Mars, our cosmic action hero, is doing its thing in Libra. This could mean anything from feeling a sudden urge to debate the merits of Star Wars vs Star Trek (we all know the answer here folks) to compulsively balancing your checkbook. #NerdAlert
Jupiter, the Santa Claus of the solar system, is lounging in Taurus. That means it's a great time to start that herb garden on your windowsill. Who doesn't need more basil? #GreenThumbGoals
And then there's Saturn, hanging out in Pisces. This might be a good time to work on your haiku skills or perhaps initiate a deep discussion about the nature of fish consciousness. #DeepThoughts
Meanwhile, Uranus is also in Taurus, which could lead to sudden revelations about the value of composting. Embrace that eco-friendly lifestyle, folks! #CompostIsCool
Neptune, the king of the sea, is in Pisces. This could mean a sudden urge to take up underwater basket weaving or, at the very least, watch The Little Mermaid again. #UnderTheSea
Last but certainly not least, we've got Pluto in Capricorn. Maybe it's time to organize your DVD collection by director or start that model spaceship building project you've been putting off. #PlutoStillAPlanetInMyBook
So there you have it, stellar friends. Remember, the stars might influence us, but we're the ones who decide whether to wear
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