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RETROGRADE REPORT for
17 October, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

🌟 Cosmic Shenanigans Alert 🌟

Alright, star gazers. Buckle up your DeLorean seatbelts, because we're about to hit 88mph on this cosmic freeway! #BackToTheFutureCosmicStyle

First things first, Mercury is hanging out in Libra's posh salon, trying to strike a conversation about the meaning of life while sipping chai latte. Expect some serious intellectual gymnastics and negotiations in your communications. But remember, folks, not everything needs to be a debate club meeting. #MercuryInLibra

Venus, the cosmic diva, has checked into Virgo's meticulously clean penthouse. She's got her microscope out, examining all your relationships with a fine-tooth comb. So be prepared for some deep cleaning in your love life, and don't be surprised if she finds dust bunnies where you least expect them. #VenusInVirgo

Mars is currently doing deep sea diving in Scorpio's murky waters. This might turn your ambitions into something out of a Jules Verne novel. Just remember to come up for air every once in a while and not get stung by any jellyfish. #MarsInScorpio

Jupiter is having a picnic in Taurus's lush gardens, so expect some serendipitous growth in your assets. And by assets, I mean your bank account, not your asteroid belt. #JupiterInTaurus

Saturn is meditating in Pisces's underwater cave. This might bring about some challenging karma but also profound insights. So keep a towel handy, because things could get a little wet and wild. #SaturnInPisces

Uranus is also chilling with Jupiter in Taurus's gardens, and we all know what that means. Expect some sudden changes that might just knock your socks off. Or your space boots, for you astronauts out there. #UranusInTaurus

Neptune has joined Saturn in Pisces's water cave. Brace yourself for some intense dreams and creative surges. It's like having Salvador Dali and Bob Ross throw you a joint paint party. #NeptuneInPisces

And finally, Pluto is hiding out in Capricorn

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 22 degrees, 40' 46", at a velocity of 12.87 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.4 days old. It is 386511.1 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind was at background levels. Total field was less than 5 nT and Bz did not undergo significant deviations. Wind speeds trended lower through the day, settling to less than 350 km/s. The phi angle was negative.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Libra.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Virgo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Scorpio.
 
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Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 12 Tau 44' 01"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 00 Pis 47' 23"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 22 Tau 08' 33"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 25 Pis 32' 29"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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