There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
🚀 Cosmic Chatter: Your Unconventional Horoscope 🌠
Well hello, stargazers! Professor Quatermass here, your guide to the giddy heights of celestial understanding and the occasional black hole of confusion. Buckle up for a stellar ride!
First off, Mercury is in Scorpio. That's like putting Spock in charge of a Klingon Warbird. Expect some logic in the chaos, but also rest assured that the universe has a sense of humor as dark as a black hole. #MercuryInScorpio
Venus is vacationing in Virgo. She's swapped her usual love-dovey vibes for a meticulous agenda and a highlighter pen. Love letters will now come with footnotes. Get ready for some serious 'I love you, but...' moments. #VenusInVirgo
Mars is bunking with Mercury in Scorpio. Mars is the celestial warrior, so imagine Xena: Warrior Princess joining the aforementioned Spock on that Klingon Warbird. It's about to get very interesting. #MarsInScorpio
Jupiter is lounging in Taurus. The big guy's in bull mode so expect some over-the-top bullish behavior. If you've been waiting for a sign to go all in, this is it. Just remember, even Jupiter can't turn a tin spaceship into a golden star cruiser. #JupiterInTaurus
Saturn is swimming in Pisces. The taskmaster planet in the dreamy fish sign is akin to having Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory at a Woodstock festival. Expect structure in your dreams, people! Embrace the madness. #SaturnInPisces
Uranus, the mad scientist of the cosmos, is in Taurus. As stable as a quantum particle, this celestial rebel in an earth sign is like mixing baking soda and vinegar. Expect explosive ideas that could turn your world upside down. #UranusInTaurus
Neptune is joining Saturn in Pisces. Neptune's the dreamy one, so we've got a cosmic double whammy of structure and dreams. It's like a Star Trek holodeck – anything can happen, but within certain rules. #NeptuneInPisces
Finally, Pluto's in Capricorn. The underworld boss
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