There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope
Hey there, cosmic voyagers! Just putting on my stardust goggles and taking a peek at our celestial dance floor. And oh boy, do we have some planetary hokey pokey going on!
Mercury's doing the moonwalk in Scorpio, making our communication as intense as a round of Trivial Pursuit with Stephen Hawking. Don't fret though, it's only temporary. You're not suddenly morphing into an emotional Sherlock Holmes. #SherlockFeels #MercuryInScorpio
Venus is twirling in Virgo, making our love lives seem more like a science project than a Bollywood movie. So, wear your lab coat, grab your microscope, and analyze those feelings! #VenusInVirgo #LoveLab
Mars, our cosmic warrior, is also in Scorpio, making us feel like we've got a double shot of espresso straight into our veins. It's time to channel that energy, folks! Bust out those to-do lists and crush it! #MarsInScorpio #CosmicCaffeine
Jupiter's lounging in Taurus. This big guy is all about expansion and growth, so expect to see some serious progress in your most Taurean areas - comfort, material possessions, and did someone say food? #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicGrowth
Saturn, the taskmaster, is swimming in Pisces, so don't be surprised if you're feeling a little extra responsible for everyone else's feelings. Just remember, you're not their therapist. Unless you are... then carry on. #SaturnInPisces #CosmicResponsibility
Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, shaking things up and pushing us to reevaluate our values. Don't resist the change, embrace it! #UranusInTaurus #CosmicShakeUp
Neptune is floating along in Pisces, making our dreams and intuitions as clear as a Blu-ray edition of Star Wars. Use the force and trust your instincts! #NeptuneInPisces #CosmicIntuition
Lastly, Pluto is making its way through Capricorn, tearing down old structures and helping us build new ones. It's like a cosmic renovation crew! But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. #PlutoInCapricorn #CosmicRenovation
Keep shining
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