There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
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Cosmic Whirligig: The Down-Low on the High-Up
Well, buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls! We're about to navigate the wild cosmic yonder where Mercury's been caught playing hide-and-seek in Sagittarius. You know our little messenger planet, always quick with a joke and even quicker to trip over his own shoelaces. So, during this retrograde, expect communication to be about as clear as a Wookiee singing opera. #MercuryRetrograde #WookieeKaraoke
On the other hand, we've got Venus lounging in Libra, looking as radiant as Princess Leia at an Ewok party. This lovely lady is making relationships and socializing smoother than a fresh jar of Jabba's favorite slime. So go ahead, wear your heart on your sleeve, or on your droid, or wherever you fancy. #VenusInLibra #EwokParty
Watch out for Mars though! He's sneaking around Scorpio like a Sith Lord on a secret mission. Be prepared for some sudden bursts of energy, passion, or possibly temper. Don't say I didn't warn ya when your lightsaber suddenly goes off! #MarsInScorpio #SithHappens
Jupiter in Taurus is busy expanding everything, and I mean EVERYTHING! It's like the Death Star before it went boom - big, powerful, and a little intimidating. Try harnessing this energy for growth, but remember, size isn't everything. Just ask Yoda. #JupiterInTaurus #SizeMattersNot
Saturn's snoozing in Pisces, dreaming up plans and structures as solid as carbonite. It's a great period for getting things done, but remember: don't be a Solo. Collaboration is key. #SaturnInPisces #HanShotFirstButNotAlone
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up like a Rancor at a tea party. Expect the unexpected, and maybe invest in some earthquake insurance. #UranusInTaurus #RancorRumble
Neptune in Pis
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