There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Cosmic Update: Planet Party in Retrograde!
Hey there, astro-nerds! Mercury, our cosmic postman, is currently in Sagittarius, and boy is he enjoying the Sagittarian buffet! Fast food, fast talk, and fast thoughts - that's the Mercury-Sag vibe! But remember, folks, it's all fun and games until someone loses an argument. #MercuryInSag
Meanwhile Venus, the goddess of love, is in Libra, her favorite walk-in wardrobe. She's choosing which outfit goes best with love, harmony, and diplomatic immunity. So, if you feel a sudden urge to redecorate your living room or apologize to your ex, blame it on Venus! #VenusInLibra
And Mars... Ah, our fiery warrior is having a steamy rendezvous with Scorpio. Expect intensity, passion, and a dash of jealousy. It's like Game of Thrones, but without the dragons... or with, depending on your personal mythology. #MarsInScorpio
Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, munching on some cosmic cookies and expanding waistlines. It's all about indulgence, baby! Remember, though, too much of a good thing can lead to a bad thing, like not fitting into your favourite jeans. #JupiterInTaurus
Saturn, our resident taskmaster, is in Pisces, trying to organize a school of fish. Talk about herding cats! This combo brings structure to dreams, but beware of building castles in the sky. Keep one foot on the ground, folks! #SaturnInPisces
Uranus is also in Taurus, shaking up the bull's china shop. Expect the unexpected in all things material. Investing in Bitcoin might seem like a good idea, but so did wearing socks with sandals... once. #UranusInTaurus
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