There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
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Planetary Update: Galactic Giggles Edition
Alright, space cadets! Strap in, we're going on a cosmic joyride. And remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey. Also, if you see any black holes, do NOT attempt a selfie.
First stop, Mercury in Sagittarius! Mercury, our quick-witted messenger planet, is hanging out with Sagittarius, the cosmic party animal. Expect your communication to be as fast and loose as a photon torpedo. And yes, you might accidentally say "Beam me up, Scotty" in a serious business meeting. Just roll with it. #MercuryInSagittarius #AccidentalStarTrekQuotes
Next, Venus in Libra! Ah, the goddess of love is back in her home sign, making everything as balanced as Spock's logic. Relationships should be more harmonious than a Vulcan mind meld. Just remember, "I'm a lover, not a fighter" is not an excuse to avoid taking out the trash. #VenusInLibra #EqualChoresEquality
Now on to Mars in Scorpio! The red planet in the sign of the scorpion? Expect passion as fiery as a dragon's sneeze. But beware, you might get a little intense...like Darth Vader intense. Remember, the force choke is NOT an acceptable conflict resolution strategy. #MarsInScorpio #NoForceChokes
Jupiter in Taurus is bringing us abundance with a side order of practicality. It's like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but the gold is actually chocolate coins. Delicious, but sadly not accepted as currency. #JupiterInTaurus #ChocolateCoinRich
Now, Saturn in Pisces might seem like a wet blanket at first. But remember, even Yoda had to meditate in the swamp to gain wisdom. So get ready for some serious introspection...or just take a really long bath. Either works. #SaturnInPisces #SwampWisdom
Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, bringing unexpected changes. It's like teleporting without coordinates - you could end up on a tropical beach or inside a wall. Always
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