There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Greetings, fellow interstellar travelers! Remember, don't panic. Let's dive into the cosmic soup we're all swimming in this week.
Firstly, Mercury is in Capricorn. Now, if you're feeling a bit like a goat on a mountain, that's because you probably are, metaphorically speaking. Mercury being in Capricorn means your emails might read more like a formal decree than a friendly chat. But no worries! Just make sure to double-check before hitting send, so you don't end up declaring war on your local book club. #MercuryInCapricorn #DontPanic
Venus is casually lounging in Libra. If you're suddenly feeling an urge to balance your checkbook while sipping a fine wine, don't fret. It's just Venus reminding you that balance can be beautiful... and incredibly boring. But hey, balance is balance, right? #VenusInLibra #BalancedBeauty
Mars, our favorite red planet, is currently taking an extended vacation in Sagittarius. This might explain why you've been feeling a tad more adventurous lately. Or perhaps it's just the extra espresso shot you've been adding to your morning coffee. Either way, embrace it! #MarsInSagittarius #EspressoAdventures
Meanwhile, Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus. You may find yourself stubbornly sticking to your beliefs, or maybe you just really, REALLY, want that second piece of cake. Who am I to judge? #JupiterInTaurus #CakeIsLife
Saturn in Pisces means one thing: dreams, dreams, and more dreams (of course, some of them will be about fish). Embrace this time to explore your subconscious. Or just enjoy the weird dreams. Trust me, they make for great party stories. #SaturnInPisces #FishDreams
Uranus, much like Jupiter, is in Taurus. Expect sudden, stubborn flashes of genius. Or maybe you just forgot where you left your keys. Either way, it's a revelation! #UranusInTaurus #StubbornGenius
Neptune is also chilling out in Pisces, which probably explains why you've been so emotional lately. Or perhaps it's just that latest episode of your favorite TV show. No judgment here, my cosmic comrades. #NeptuneIn
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