There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Greetings, Earthlings and celestial aficionados! Brace your chakras because I've got some interstellar news to share.
Mercury, our favorite cosmic chatterbox, is currently in Capricorn. Expect your emails to sound as serious as a Vulcan discussing the principle of logical positivism. And don't be surprised if you find yourself saying things like "Live long and prosper" instead of "See ya later!" #MercuryInCapricorn #SpockEmails
Venus, the planet of love, is slinking around in the passionate depths of Scorpio. Yes, it's time to boldly go where no man has gone before - into the mysterious realms of deep emotional connection and desire. May the force of love be with you! #VenusInScorpio #LoveIsTheFinalFrontier
Mars, the planet of action, is in adventurous Sagittarius. You might feel an irresistible urge to don your explorer's hat and set off on your own version of the Star Trek Enterprise. Just remember, even Spock knew when to rest. #MarsInSagittarius #StarTrekAdventures
Jupiter, the planet of luck, is in practical Taurus. This might sound as exciting as watching paint dry in zero gravity, but trust me, it's the perfect time to invest in those dilithium crystal stocks. #JupiterInTaurus #VulcanInvestments
Saturn, the taskmaster, is in dreamy Pisces. That's like Spock deciding to take up poetry. It might seem out of character, but it could also lead to some truly profound haikus. #SaturnInPisces #SpockThePoet
Uranus, the planet of change, is also in Taurus. Expect a few cosmic curveballs. Like finding out your pet Tribble is actually a Klingon spy. #UranusInTaurus #TribbleTroubles
Neptune, the planet of dreams, is in Pisces. That's like having a direct line to the cosmic consciousness. Or, in layman's terms, it's like having a Vulcan mind meld with the universe. #NeptuneInPisces #CosmicMindMeld
And finally, Pluto, the little planet that could, is in Capricorn. It's
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