There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:
Hey there, stargazers! Caffeinate your neurons and strap in, because we're about to dive into the cosmic soup and sprinkle some intergalactic glitter. Remember, though, I'm not the Delenn from Babylon 5. My hair is way less cool. π½
Our cosmic buddy Mercury is currently chilling in Sagittarius, the zodiac's own Indiana Jones, always up for an adventure. This may lead to misunderstandings as big as the black hole at the center of our galaxy, especially if you've been texting while sleepwalking again. Remember folks, Mercury in Sagittarius doesn't have a filter - think before you speak, or else you might accidentally declare your love for pizza over your partner. ππ
Venus, our planetary goddess of love, is also hanging out in Sagittarius. This might make your heart gallop faster than a horse chasing a comet. So, if you're feeling more romantically adventurous than usual, blame it on Venus. But remember, no matter how tempting, do NOT text your ex. They're probably a black hole in disguise. π΅π€
Mars, too, is in Sagittarius. Are you noticing a pattern? It's like a planetary reunion at the Archer's house! Mars here is all about charging ahead, full steam. But don't get carried away, or you might end up on Pluto without a spacesuit. Just remember: passion is great, but so is oxygen. ππ¬οΈ
Jupiter, the king of planets, is lounging in Taurus. Expect growth in unexpected places β like finding out you've got a knack for quantum physics or realizing you can touch your nose with your tongue. Embrace the weirdness. Just donβt turn into a black hole of self-indulgence. π¨π²
Saturn is in Pisces, bringing discipline to our dreams. It can either manifest as a reality check as harsh as a meteorite to the head, or a helpful guide pointing us towards the North Star. So, listen to that little voice inside your head. Unless it's telling you to eat the last slice of pizza at 2 am. Then ignore it. #SaturnSaysNoToLateNightSnacking ππ
Uranus is in Taurus shaking things up. Itβs like
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