There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde: A Meme-Friendly Breakdown
Greetings, my dear cosmic voyagers! Strap on your rocket boots, tighten your lab goggles, and fill your thermos with organic chai tea. We're about to embark on a journey through the current planetary retrogrades, brought to you by the three amigos: Mercury, Venus, and Mars in Sagittarius. #SagittariusSquad
Mercury in Sagittarius is like that friend who insists on explaining the plot of the last season of "The Big Bang Theory" using a whiteboard and interpretive dance. Communication might seem a bit...bonkers right now. Don't panic! Embrace the chaos and remember: It's not about the destination, it's all about the journey! #MercurialMadness
Venus in Sagittarius? Imagine if love and beauty went on a yoga retreat, discovered Burning Man, and decided they wanted to join the circus. In other words, expect your relationships and aesthetic preferences to have a touch of the adventurous, the philosophical, and the downright wacky. #VenusVoyage
And then we have Mars in Sagittarius, the cosmic equivalent of a motivational speaker crossed with an action movie hero, armed with a quiver full of philosophical one-liners. Harness this energy to pursue your goals with gusto and a side order of existential pondering. #MarsMotivation
But wait! There's more! Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, bringing a sense of expansion and growth to all things practical and sensual. So go ahead, indulge in that extra slice of vegan pizza. You're expanding...in wisdom! #JupiterJoy
Saturn in Pisces is playing the role of the cosmic life coach, urging us to take responsibility for our dreams and intuitive insights. It's like a tough love guru saying, "If you don't take your visions seriously, who will?" #SaturnSeriousness
As for Uranus in Taurus and Neptune in Pisces, they're stirring up change and inspiration in the realms of values and spirituality. It's like a cosmic remix of tradition and transcendence. And Pluto?
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