There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Universal Horoscope for the Curious Cosmonauts

Greetings, Earthlings! Your favorite astrologer is back, armed with a kaleidoscope of cosmic comings and goings as amusing as a Dalek at a disco. Let's dive into this week's celestial shenanigans. #StellarStyle #AlienHumor

First up, Mercury and Venus are both hanging out in Sagittarius. This means you might be feeling a sudden urge to explore new worlds, seek out new life and civilizations... you know, boldly go where no man has gone before. Just remember, not all aliens are friendly - watch out for those proverbial green men! #StarshipEnterprise #WatchOutForAliens

Mars is currently being a stubborn mule in Capricorn, so don't be surprised if you have a sudden desire to conquer the universe, or at least, tidy up your bedroom. And with Jupiter lounging around in Taurus, indulgence is at an all-time high. Go ahead, have that second piece of cake. Or third. Who's counting? #ConquerTheUniverse #CakeIsLife

Saturn is doing its best impression of a hippie, chilling in Pisces. This encourages us all to embrace our inner peace, love, and understanding. Meanwhile, over in the same sign, Neptune seems to be on a spiritual retreat. Expect dreams filled with fish, fountains, and maybe a few flippers. #PeaceAndLove

Uranus in Taurus suggests it might be time to shake up your routine. Maybe try quantum physics for breakfast, instead of your usual cereal? And finally, Pluto in Capricorn is influencing us to transform and evolve. It's like a cosmic "level up" button. So, go ahead and press it, if you dare! #CosmicLevelUp #QuantumForBreakfast

That's all for now, space cadets! Remember, no matter how many light years are between you and your dreams, you're made of stardust. You're a child of the universe. And most importantly, you're never alone in your journey - unless you're lost in the TARDIS. #Child

The moon is currently in Scorpio, at 21 degrees, 44' 47", at a velocity of 12.96 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25 days old. It is 389940.72 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The solar wind environment was near background levels. Total magnetic field strength was below 5 nT and no significant periods of southward Bz were observed. Solar wind speeds were presumably slow but actual wind measurements were obscured by peak tracking issues on the DSCOVR spacecraft. A switch to the ACE spacecraft around 06/1400UTC provided winds speed estimates of 330-340 km/s. Phi angle was variable.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.