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RETROGRADE REPORT for
13 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Hey there, celestial comrades! Time to strap on your space boots, grab a cup of intergalactic tea and listen up, because you're in for a cosmic rollercoaster ride!

First things first, Mercury and Venus are both chilling out in Sagittarius, which is kind of like having your brain and your heart bunking together at astrological summer camp. Expect some intense convos with your inner self - just don't forget the marshmallows! #CampSagittarius

Meanwhile, Mars is hanging out in Capricorn. That's like having your ambition and drive doing time in boot camp. So, if you've been feeling like a supercharged rocket ready to take off, that's probably why. #MarsBootCamp

On the other hand, Jupiter in Taurus might make you feel like you've just eaten a giant cosmic burrito - full of optimism and expansion, but also slightly terrified of the impending food coma. #CosmicBurrito

Saturn in Pisces? Think of it like your discipline and structure going on a deep sea expedition. Don't forget to pack your emotional scuba gear, folks! #DeepSeaSaturn

Uranus is also lounging about in Taurus, which could be interpreted as your inner rebel suddenly becoming interested in gardening. Get ready to break some rules... about composting! #RebelGardener

Neptune in Pisces is like your dreams and illusions are swimming with the fishes. Not in the mobster way, more like a trippy underwater adventure. #TrippyNeptune

Finally, Pluto in Capricorn is kind of like your subconscious going mountain climbing. Hope you're not afraid of heights... or depths! #PlutoPeak

So, there you have it, my star-gazing friends. Remember, we're all just tiny blips in a vast universe, so don't take anything too seriously. Especially this horoscope.

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Aquarius, at 16 degrees, 42' 54", at a velocity of 14.88 degrees per day.

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. It is 365089.78 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were nominal. However, values observed by the DSCOVR spacecraft were suspect. Solar wind speeds were between ~475-500 km/s, total field strength averaged near 4 nT, and the Bz component underwent only weak deviations. The phi angle oscillated between the positive and negative sectors for most of the period.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 10' 27"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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