There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Hey celestial enthusiasts, grab your telescopes and space snacks! It's time to navigate the cosmic web with your favourite astro-humorist. π
First up, Mercury is playing hide-and-seek in Capricorn. You might be feeling a bit like a mountain goat, scaling the rocky terrain of communication. Don't let those tricky emails get you down. Remember, itβs okay to use emojis in professional correspondence. A smiley face a day keeps the miscommunications away! π #MercuryInCapricorn #EmojiPower
Venus, our lovely lady of love, is currently shooting her cosmic arrows from the fiery Sagittarius. Feeling spontaneous? That's Venus whispering sweet nothings about adventure in your ear. Maybe it's time for that impromptu road trip... just remember to bring a map, because GPS signals are notoriously unreliable in the Andromeda galaxy! πΊοΈ #VenusInSagittarius #RoadtripVibes
Meanwhile, Mars, the red planet and our celestial gym trainer, is flexing its muscles in Capricorn. If you're feeling an overwhelming urge to organize your sock drawer by colour and size, don't panic. That's just Mars encouraging some Capricorn-style order in your life. Put on some groovy tunes and let the sock-organizing party begin! 𧦠#MarsInCapricorn #SockParty
Jupiter, the big guy of the zodiac, is chilling in Taurus. Expect an influx of βahaβ moments while you're making that midnight sandwich. Trust me, Einstein would be proud! π₯ͺ #JupiterInTaurus #MidnightGenius
Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, is swimming through Pisces' dreamy waters. If you find yourself doodling during important Zoom calls, blame it on Saturn. Those sketches might just contain the next big idea! ποΈ #SaturnInPisces #ZoomDoodles
Uranus, the rebel of the solar system, is shaking up things in Taurus. Have an urge to try that new sushi-burrito fusion place? Go for it! Just remember to post pictures because if it's not on Instagram, did it even happen? π£ #UranusInTaurus #FoodieAdventures
Neptune, our cosmic
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