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RETROGRADE REPORT for
17 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Greetings, earthlings, time lords, and Daleks! Let's dive into the cosmic chaos that is your planetary retrograde forecast.

Mercury is currently chilling in Capricorn, probably trying to organize its rock collection. Expect a sudden urge to label everything and break out the excel sheets. Don't fight it, just let it happen. #OrganizedChaos

Oh, and Venus, our beloved planet of love, has decided to take a vacation in Sagittarius. This could mean you're feeling a little more adventurous in the love department. So go ahead, slide into those DMs, or write a sonnet to your crush. Whichever floats your spaceship. #ShootingYourShot

Meanwhile, Mars is also hanging out with its buddy Mercury in Capricorn. A double dose of Capricorn energy? Brace yourself for some intense productivity and a sudden interest in climbing literal or figurative mountains. #GoatMode

Jupiter, the big guy, is lounging in Taurus. This could mean a sudden increase in your desire for comfort food and Netflix marathons. Not that we're complaining. #ComfortZone

Over in Pisces, we find Saturn and Neptune. A strange duo, indeed. Saturn might have you feeling a bit more serious and reflective, while Neptune will encourage you to dream big. Try not to get lost in your own head. #DeepSeaDiving

Uranus is joining Jupiter in Taurus, adding an extra layer of stubbornness to your day. Don't be surprised if you find yourself in a standoff with a vending machine. #StuckInMyWays

Finally, we have Pluto in Capricorn. Pluto's influence may prompt you to evaluate what needs to be transformed in your life. Just remember, change is good. Even Daleks upgrade their extermination strategies from time to time. #TimeForChange

Well folks, that's all for this planetary retrograde update. Always remember, in space, no one can hear you scream...unless it's scream-laughing at these horoscopes. Until next time, keep reaching for the stars!

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Aries, at 14 degrees, 53' 21", at a velocity of 14.02 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.4 days old. It is 366291.38 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Persistent peak tracking errors on DSCOVRs faraday cup instrument continued to make accurate measurements of the solar wind parameters difficult. The return of ACE data confirmed the suspected background solar wind regime. Solar wind speeds averaged below 350 km/s, total magnetic field strength was between 3-7 nT, and the Bz had no significant southward deviations. Phi angle was variable throughout the period.

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 07' 57"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
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