There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Galactic Groove Horoscope
What's up, my celestial siblings?! Ready for some interstellar insights? Grab your telescopes and put on your favorite pair of moon boots because we're about to get cosmic.
Mercury in Capricorn
Mercury, our favorite cosmic chatterbox is hanging out in the ambitious realm of Capricorn. Expect to have thoughts as organized as a Sheldon Cooper's sock drawer during this period. Just remember, even if you can explain string theory backward and forward, it doesn't mean everyone wants to hear about it at parties. #MercuryInCapricorn #SheldonCooperThoughts
Venus in Sagittarius
Venus, the cosmic queen of love, is sauntering through Sagittarius' adventurous territory. This is the time to embrace your inner Indiana Jones in matters of the heart. Love could be hiding in the most unexpected places...like behind that giant rolling boulder. #VenusInSagittarius #IndianaJonesOfLove
Mars in Capricorn
Mars, the fiery planet of action, is also hanging out in the high-achieving domain of Capricorn. You'll feel more driven than a Tesla on autopilot. Just remember to take a pit stop every now and then, we don't want you running out of battery. #MarsInCapricorn #TeslaDrive
Jupiter in Taurus
Jupiter, the planet of luck, has taken up residence in the luxurious home of Taurus. Expect good fortune to come your way like free samples at a Costco. Just don't get too greedy, nobody likes a sample hog. #JupiterInTaurus #CoscoOfLuck
Saturn in Pisces
Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, is swimming in the deep waters of Pisces. You might feel like you're learning life's lessons while wearing flippers and a snorkel. Just remember, even if you feel like a fish out of water, you're actually right where you need to be.
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