There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Well, well, well, if it isn't the great cosmic shuffleboard again! We've got a planetary hoedown happening in Capricorn with Mercury, Venus, and Mars getting cozy. Might be a good time to ensure your ability to multitask isn't as rusty as a 1975 VW bus. #CapricornParty #CosmicShuffleboard
Meanwhile, Jupiter's chilling out in Taurus, demonstrating how slow and steady can win the race. Or at least make it to the fridge for more snacks. Should you feel an urge to pack on some extra pounds for winter, or invest in stocks of your favourite potato chip company — don't say I didn't warn you. #JupiterInTaurus #SnackTime
Saturn is hanging out in Pisces, potentially causing some of us to feel like we're swimming in molasses. If you find yourself going in circles, don't panic! It's just Saturn playing Marco Polo - and losing. #SaturnInPisces #MarcoPolo
Uranus is also knocking boots with Taurus. This could spark some revolutionary ideas about finance or maybe, just maybe, inspire a new organic kale and hemp cryptocurrency. Not saying it's a good idea, just that it might pop up. #UranusInTaurus #KaleCoin
Neptune is twinning with Saturn in Pisces, adding a touch of dreaminess to our reality. If you find yourself contemplating the secrets of the universe while staring at a lava lamp, remember to blink occasionally. It's more profound that way. #NeptuneInPisces #DeepThoughts
Lastly, Pluto’s doing its own thing in Aquarius, stirring up some deep thoughts and potential drastic changes. So if you feel the urge to live off-grid, reinvent the wheel or build a spaceship in your backyard, blame it on Pluto. But remember, when it comes to UFOs, neighborhood zoning laws still apply. #PlutoInAquarius #SpaceshipDreams
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