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RETROGRADE REPORT for
24 January, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There is currently only one planet in retrograde:

Well, well, well, if it isn't the great cosmic shuffleboard again! We've got a planetary hoedown happening in Capricorn with Mercury, Venus, and Mars getting cozy. Might be a good time to ensure your ability to multitask isn't as rusty as a 1975 VW bus. #CapricornParty #CosmicShuffleboard

Meanwhile, Jupiter's chilling out in Taurus, demonstrating how slow and steady can win the race. Or at least make it to the fridge for more snacks. Should you feel an urge to pack on some extra pounds for winter, or invest in stocks of your favourite potato chip company — don't say I didn't warn you. #JupiterInTaurus #SnackTime

Saturn is hanging out in Pisces, potentially causing some of us to feel like we're swimming in molasses. If you find yourself going in circles, don't panic! It's just Saturn playing Marco Polo - and losing. #SaturnInPisces #MarcoPolo

Uranus is also knocking boots with Taurus. This could spark some revolutionary ideas about finance or maybe, just maybe, inspire a new organic kale and hemp cryptocurrency. Not saying it's a good idea, just that it might pop up. #UranusInTaurus #KaleCoin

Neptune is twinning with Saturn in Pisces, adding a touch of dreaminess to our reality. If you find yourself contemplating the secrets of the universe while staring at a lava lamp, remember to blink occasionally. It's more profound that way. #NeptuneInPisces #DeepThoughts

Lastly, Pluto’s doing its own thing in Aquarius, stirring up some deep thoughts and potential drastic changes. So if you feel the urge to live off-grid, reinvent the wheel or build a spaceship in your backyard, blame it on Pluto. But remember, when it comes to UFOs, neighborhood zoning laws still apply. #PlutoInAquarius #SpaceshipDreams

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Cancer, at 16 degrees, 49' 35", at a velocity of 12.44 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. It is 395648.22 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Capricorn.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 05' 33"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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