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RETROGRADE REPORT for
7 February, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Welcome, fellow cosmic voyagers!

Did you ever stop to think that maybe the universe is just a giant cosmic sitcom? And right now, Mercury in Aquarius is like a hyperactive Sheldon Cooper, babbling about string theory at an office party where everyone else is just trying to enjoy the free food. 🤦‍♂️#MercuryRetrograde #BigBangTheoryReference

Meanwhile, Venus and Mars are both in Capricorn, like a couple of Trekkies at a Star Wars convention. They may feel out of place, but they're deep into their own fandom and they're not going to let anyone rain on their parade! 💪 #VenusInCapricorn #MarsInCapricorn #StarTrekVsStarWars

Jupiter in Taurus is basically Jabba the Hut lounging on his throne. He's enjoying the good life, but he may need a little push (or a Jedi mind trick) to get moving and make some changes. 🐌 #JupiterInTaurus #StarWarsHumor

And Saturn in Pisces? Well, that's like Spock at a music festival. He's trying to understand all these illogical human emotions swirling around him. 🖖 #SaturnInPisces #StarTrekFeels

Uranus chillin' in Taurus is like Doc Brown in his DeLorean; unexpected, a bit eccentric, but somehow it all makes perfect sense if you don't think about it too hard. ⏰ #UranusInTaurus #BackToTheFuture

Neptune in Pisces? That's like Yoda in the Dagobah system, wise and mystical, but also a bit swampy and hard to understand. 🌌 #NeptuneInPisces #StarWarsWisdom

Pluto in Aquarius is like E.T. phoning home. It's a long-distance call, but don't worry, the connection is strong and the message will get through! 👽 #PlutoInAquarius #ETPhoneHome

So there you have it, folks! The universe is just one big sci-fi convention and we're all cosplaying our way through life. So keep your phasers set to stunning, remember the force will be with you always, and live long

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 10 degrees, 32' 09", at a velocity of 14.33 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.5 days old. It is 373892.48 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment remained slightly disturbed primarily due to positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field gradually decreased from 9 nT to 6 nT, and the Bz component was mostly northward or near neutral. Solar wind speeds remained somewhat steady, averaging between ~430 km/s and ~520 km/s. Phi was predominantly in a positive solar sector.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aquarius.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Capricorn.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Capricorn.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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