There are no planets in retrograde!
Engage! And welcome, my celestial voyagers to this week's galactic forecast. Make it so, you say? Indeed! Let's begin with the quicksilver messenger of the gods, Mercury, currently taking a leisurely backstroke in the dreamy waters of Pisces. Expect your communication to sound like poetry from an alien civilization. It may not make sense, but it'll certainly sound profound. So, boldly go and share those ethereal thoughts! #MercuryInPisces #AlienPoetry
Next up, Venus, our cosmic goddess of love, is partying in unconventional Aquarius. Heartstrings will be plucked by the quirky and unexpected. Love is infinite diversity in infinite combinations (IDIC) this week, folks. Embrace the unorthodox! #VenusInAquarius #LoveIsIDIC
Meanwhile, fiery Mars also finds itself in Aquarius. This could lead to some rather ‘interesting’ actions on your part. Remember, it’s okay to color outside the lines... just try not to start a diplomatic incident with the Romulans. #MarsInAquarius #DiplomaticIncident
Jupiter, the king of the gods, has taken residence in practical Taurus. Time to expand your horizons, but in a sensible, down-to-earth way. Like investing in dilithium crystals. Solid plan, right? #JupiterInTaurus #DilithiumInvestments
Now, Saturn in Pisces suggests we take our dreams seriously. If you've been dreaming of joining Starfleet, now might be the time to enroll. Just be prepared for the Kobayashi Maru. #SaturnInPisces #StarfleetDreams
Uranus in Taurus is shaking up the financial sector of the solar system. Don't be surprised if your credits take on a life of their own. And remember, Ferengi rules of acquisition aren’t always the best guide. #UranusInTaurus #FerengiFinance
Neptune, the god of the sea, is also swimming in the etheric waters of Pisces. Expect your dreams to be more vivid than a holodeck adventure. Just remember, it’s all a simulation... or is it? #NeptuneInPisces #HolodeckDreams
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