There are no planets in retrograde!
Today's Galactic Horoscope
Planetary Retrograde - Your Gravitational Groove Guide!
Hey there, cosmic voyagers! We've got quite the galactic shuffleboard happening up there in the heavens.
Mercury has sauntered into Aries, which is kinda like Sheldon Cooper deciding to run a marathon. Expect some quick thinking and impulsive decisions. Just remember, folks, it's okay to take a breather and tie your shoes before you trip over them. #QuickSilverThoughts #MercurialMarathon
Venus, that love-struck beauty, is currently lounging around in Pisces. Get ready for some deep, emotional connections. But don't forget, it's okay to come up for air now and again - you don't want to end up like Rose at the end of Titanic. #LoveIsDeep #TitanicTendencies
Mars in Aquarius is like Tony Stark at a Star Trek convention. It's all about innovative ideas and pushing boundaries! So go ahead, invent your own Klingon language. Just make sure you've got a translator handy for the rest of us. #MartianInnovation #StarTrekking
Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, creating an atmosphere of abundance. It's kinda like winning the lottery...in Monopoly. So indulge a little, but remember not to blow it all on hotels for Boardwalk and Park Place. #JupitereanJackpot #MonopolyMoney
Saturn in Pisces brings a period of reflection and spiritual growth. It’s like Yoda doing some deep thinking on Dagobah. So embrace your inner wisdom, but remember even Jedi masters
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