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RETROGRADE REPORT for
17 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Planetary Ponderings with Your Astro-Nerd

Hey, fellow stargazers! Buckle up, because Mercury is in Aries and it's about to get spicy! Imagine Mercury wearing a red bandana, riding a motorcycle, and leaving a trail of fire. That's the kind of energy we're talking about! Don't be surprised if your emails start sounding more like battle cries. #AriesMercury

Meanwhile, Venus has set up camp in Pisces, which is basically the cosmic equivalent of chilling in a bubble bath with scented candles. Expect relationships to feel more like a soulful jam session than a structured symphony. Just don't forget to come up for air! #PiscesVenus

Mars in Aquarius? It's like a mad scientist with a power drill. You might find yourself seeking change just for the sake of it. Remember, just because you CAN disassemble the toaster doesn't mean you SHOULD. #AquariusMars

Jupiter is kicking back in Taurus, acting like a cosmic Santa Clause. Prepare for unexpected gifts, like finding that lost sock or discovering a forgotten chocolate bar in your bag. Just remember, too much of a good thing... is still a good thing! #TaurusJupiter

Saturn in Pisces is like a wise old fish teaching us the art of going with the flow. But remember, even fish occasionally hit a rock or two. Embrace the bumps and use them as stepping stones. #PiscesSaturn

Uranus in Taurus is like a bull in a tech store. Expect some shocking changes in your physical world. Don't be surprised if your favorite coffee mug starts talking to you. #TaurusUranus

Neptune in Pisces is like a deep sea diver exploring the ocean of our subconscious. Dive into your dreams, and don't be afraid of the weird fish you find there. They're just your fears in funky costumes. #PiscesNeptune

And lastly,

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Gemini, at 28 degrees, 02' 47", at a velocity of 12.85 degrees per day.

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. It is 386689.62 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters returned to background levels this period following weak CH HSS influences. Solar wind speeds decreased from a high of around 450 km/s to end-of-period values around 350 km/s. Total field strength ranged 2-5 nT and Bz was mostly neutral and northward throughout the period. The phi angle was predominantly positive.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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