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RETROGRADE REPORT for
20 March, 2024
 
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Geeky Astrology Forecast

Your Interplanetary Retrograde Forecast

Welcome, my celestial companions, to the star-studded sitcom that is our current sky. You've heard of the Big Bang Theory? Well, we astrologers like to call this the Big Planetary Retrograde Theory. Cue laugh track.

Mercury in Aries: The Speedy Sci-Fi Plot Twist

Mercury, our cosmic communications officer, is currently hanging out in fiery Aries. Expect sudden outbursts of brilliant ideas that you'll forget five minutes later, like an episode of Doctor Who on fast-forward. #MercuryInAries #DoctorWhoReruns

Venus in Pisces: Rom-Com in Space

Venus is in dreamy Pisces, making us all feel a bit like we're floating through a romantic space opera. Expect emotional turbulence, but remember - even Han Solo had his mushy moments. #VenusInPisces #StarCrossedStars

Mars in Aquarius: Martian Revolution

Mars in Aquarius is like Star Trek's Spock at a Vulcan peace rally. It's all about futuristic thinking and fighting for the underdog. Just beware of any red matter anomalies. #MarsInAquarius #LiveLongAndProsper

Jupiter in Taurus: The Galactic Banker

Jupiter in Taurus might sound boring as a lecture on quantum mechanics, but it's actually a great time for financial growth. Think of it as your cosmic Bitcoin investment. #JupiterInTaurus #BitcoinBillionaire

Saturn in Pisces: The Space-Time Continuum

Saturn in Pisces is like a cosmic yoga session, reminding us to balance our dreams with reality. Or as Yoda might say, "Do or do not, there is no try." #SaturnInPisces #YodaWisdom

Uranus in Taurus:

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Leo, at 05 degrees, 17' 02", at a velocity of 12.07 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old. It is 399242.9 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters reflected likely transient influences beginning late on 18 Mar. Total field increased to 9-11 nT, and the Bz component underwent a prolonged, southward deflection reaching -7 nT. Solar wind speeds gradually increased from ~360 km/s to ~410 km/s. Phi was variable throughout the period.

There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 40% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Aquarius.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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