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RETROGRADE REPORT for
31 March, 2024
 
What's Up Today?

There are no planets in retrograde!

Your Cosmic Brew: A Nerd's Guide to The Retrograde

Greetings, earthlings! Sending transmissions from the cosmic lounge, where Mercury is grooving to the beat of Aries and boy, oh boy, he's got some fast moves! Expect to have your synapses firing like a Star Trek phaser set on stun. #MercuryInAries #WarpSpeedCommunication

Meanwhile, Venus, our planetary goddess of love, is having a deep underwater rendezvous with Pisces. Don't be surprised if your feelings start swirling around like a nebula in the making. It's the perfect time to explore the uncharted territories of your emotional universe. #VenusInPisces #DeepSpaceEmotions

Mars seems to have joined the Pisces pool party too. He's usually the warrior but in these waters, he's more of a peaceful Jedi Knight. Use this energy wisely, young Padawan, for peaceful resolutions. #MarsInPisces #JediDiplomacy

Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is kicking back in Taurus like a hobbit after second breakfast. It's a time of growth, expansion, and probably a few extra pounds. Embrace the extra serving of life's pleasures. #JupiterInTaurus #HobbitFeasting

Saturn, the taskmaster, has also dipped his rings into Pisces. Expect some serious introspection as Saturn takes a submarine dive into your subconscious. It's like a Vulcan mind meld with your inner self. #SaturnInPisces #LiveLongAndProsper

Uranus is chillin' with Taurus, bringing unexpected changes that could shake your world like a Romulan disruptor. Don't panic! Remember, it's just the universe's way of keeping things interesting. #UranusInTaurus #ShakeRattleAndRoll

Neptune, the dream weaver, is also swimming with the Pisces squad. Your dreams might turn into an episode of The Twilight Zone, but don't worry, it's all part of your spiritual journey. #NeptuneInPisces #TwilightZone

And finally Pluto. He may be small, but he packs a punch. Currently in Aquarius, he's sparking revolutions

The Moon
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The moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 18 degrees, 01' 49", at a velocity of 12.87 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.3 days old. It is 384188.88 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters experienced a gradual enhancements after 30/1200 UTC, likely from a onset of influence from an anticipated positive polarity CH HSS. Solar wind speeds slowly increased from ~325 km/s to over 400 km/s by the periods end. Total magnetic field strength increased to a peak of 13 nT. The Bz component was primarily oriented northward. Phi angle was in the positive sector.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions
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Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Aries.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
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Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Pisces.
 
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Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Pisces.
 
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Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
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Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
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Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
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Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
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Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Aquarius.
 
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