There is currently only one planet in retrograde:
Buckle up, space cadets! We're going on a cosmic joyride through the planetary retrogrades, with none other than your Captain Quirk... I mean, Kirk, guiding you.
Mercury in Aries: Picture this: Mercury's pulling a Spock, rushing headfirst into logic debates like a ram but with slightly less fur and more sass. Communication? Quick as a photon torpedo. Just try not to get hit by the friendly fire of too-hasty words. #MercurialMishaps #AriesAggression
Venus in Aries: Love is beaming onto your home planet like it's got its own transporter room. Passionate? You bet. Impulsive? Absolutely. Remember, be careful who you beam up, Cupid wears red in this sector of space. #VenusVibes #AriesInLove
Mars in Pisces: The red planet is swimming through the Neptunian waters of Pisces. Not exactly Mars' typical stomping ground, so expect a softer approach to asserting yourself. Who knew Martian fish could be so poetic? #MarsMeetsMermaids #PisceanPassion
Jupiter in Taurus: Jupiter’s gone full Scotty, beaming up abundance and amplifying earthy Taurus vibes. Get ready for a cosmic bull market of luck and prosperity! Just don't get too comfortable in the captain's chair... #JovialJupiter #TaurusTreasures
Saturn in Pisces: Saturn's taking a deep dive in the waters of Pisces, and it's about as comfortable as a Vulcan at a disco party. Expect some serious soul-searching, but remember, the star
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