Cancer Report

"Cancerian Crustaceans, Prepare to Claw Your Way Out of Retrograde Ruckus, and Swim into a Galaxy of Giggles!"

The next Cancer will start in 111 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 16 days, at Monday, 18 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 108 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 107 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 187 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Cancer, oh Cancer, your celestial crab is in a bit of a pickle, isn't it? You see, the moon is currently in its third quarter phase, a phase we astrologers fondly refer to as the "I'm not old, I'm just 20.9-days-young" phase. It's sort of like that uncomfortable stage where you're not quite a hip teen, but not yet eligible for senior discounts at the intergalactic diner. This moon phase suggests you might be feeling a bit...eh, how do we put this delicately? A smidge off-kilter. Like you've misplaced your towel in the vast, confusing expanse of the cosmos. But fear not! This is your time to channel your inner Ford Prefect and embrace the uncertainty. There are no wrong turns, only unexpected detours. Also on the agenda, you may find yourself with an inexplicable craving for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. We advise against it, unless you're prepared to have your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. But hey, to each their own. As always, remember that life, the universe and everything has a funny way of sorting itself out. Or not. Either way, keep your thumb ready for any passing spaceships. #HitchhikersGuideToTheZodiac #ThirdQuarterMoonMadness #CosmicCrabCapers

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.03.2024 07:32:01 (can-02-03-2024)