By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 18 July 2024
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cosmic Crustaceans, Unite! Cancer's Destiny Leaps Forward as Mars Retrogrades into a Nap!"

We are currently in the sign of Cancer

The Moon moves to Cancer in 14 days, at Thursday, 01 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 326 days, at Monday, 09 June, 2025

Mars moves to Cancer in 49 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

Jupiter moves to Cancer in 327 days, at Tuesday, 10 June, 2025

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hello fellow travelers of the cosmos, listen up, Cancerians! The Waxing Gibbous moon is about 11.5 days old now, which in astrological terms means we're either gearing up for an alien invasion or your mum's going to call you three times a day for the next week. Either way, brace yourselves! Now, don't forget your cosmic shell - you know, that one you like to hide in when things get a bit too...human. But remember, even the most introverted crab has to come out for a bit of sunshine...or moonlight in this case. Your ruling planet, the Moon, is swelling up faster than a Time Lord's ego, and that means your emotions might be doing the same. So, if you find yourself tearing up at a packet of crisps because it looks like your favourite childhood pet, don't fret! That's just Luna doing her thing. Keep your eyes peeled for opportunities this week, dear Cancer. And I don't just mean spotting the last jammy dodger in the biscuit tin (though that is a win). No, I'm talking about big, life-altering opportunities, the kind that make you want to scream "Geronimo!" Be brave, be bold, and always carry a sonic screwdriver...you never know when you'll need to unlock a stubborn door. And speaking of doors, some are going to close this week, but hey, in the words of a very wise and very strange man I once knew, "When a door closes, somewhere a window opens...or you could just smash the door down. Doors are dumb." So here's your mantra for the week, Cancer: #CrabWalkWithConfidence, #MoonstruckMoods and #SonicScrewdriverSolutions. Remember, to navigate through life and time, all you need is a good sense of direction...and maybe a Tardis. Stay stellar, my starfish!

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2024 07:32:01 (can-18-07-2024)

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