By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 21 February 2024
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer, This Week You’ll Feel More Pulled Than the Death Star By The Gravitational Force of a Black Hole!"

The next Cancer will start in 121 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 118 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 117 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 197 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Cancer! Listen up, you beautiful crabby-patty. I hope you're ready for a cosmic rollercoaster ride because our dear old Moon, currently in your sign and looking like a slightly eaten cheese wheel with its Waxing Gibbous phase, is here to shake things up! Under this Waxing Gibbous, which is 11.9 days old (practically a teenager in moon years), you might feel like you're stuck in a Blade Runner sequel. The emotional intensity could be dialled up to Roy Batty levels, but fear not, my lunar-loving crustacean friends! As the moon is in your turf, your natural Cancerian instinct will be as intuitive as Deckard using his Voight-Kampff machine. So, pay attention to your dreams, they might just decode your reality. And by reality, I mean that existential crisis you've been having about whether to order pizza or pasta for dinner tonight. Now, if you find yourself on a rooftop in rainy weather, wrestling with your inner demons, remember - it's not all noodle soup and origami unicorns. You've got the strength of a replicant and the sensitivity of Rachael. Time may be fleeting, but you've got the power to make every moment count. So, put on your neon-lit trench coat, step out into your personal dystopia, and remember - all those moments won't be lost in time, like tears in rain. They're yours to shape, mould and dance with, under the light of this moody, mysterious Waxing Gibbous. #CancerHoroscope #BladeRunnerStyle #MoodyGibbous #MoonInCancer #TearsInRain

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.02.2024 07:32:01 (can-21-02-2024)

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