Cancer Report

"Unplugging from the Matrix: Cancer's Cosmic Recharge - Expect More Energy Than a Photon in a Particle Accelerator!"

The next Cancer will start in 205 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 202 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 201 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 281 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello there, my charming Crustaceans! As the moon cuddles up in your sign, you might just be feeling a bit more emotional than usual. But hey, don't worry, I'm not talking about the "Oh, I dropped my ice cream" kind of emotional (although that is a valid reason to feel blue). More like... the "I've just finished binge-watching Game of Thrones and I don't know what to do with my life now" kind of emotional. Your ruling planet, the Moon, is currently sporting the ever-so-dramatic phase of Waning Gibbous, which is about 16.7 days old. I know, I know, it's on the older side, but didn't someone famous once say, 'Age is just a number?' I'm not sure if they were talking about moons, but let's just roll with it. This lunar phase is basically the universe's way of saying, 'Let's take a trip down memory lane'. So, you may find yourself reminiscing about old times, or obsessing over your ex's new girlfriend, who looks suspiciously like a Kardashian. If that happens, remember the wise words of our favorite politician, "It's fake news, folks!" And speaking of politics, you have the power to veto any negative vibes coming your way. So, if someone tries to burst your bubble, just hit them with the political version of ‘talk to the hand,’ the classic, "I'm going to have to refer you to my press secretary." Get ready to kick some serious asteroid, Cancerians! Don’t forget, you're as cool as the dark side of the moon (which, scientifically speaking, isn't really cooler, but it has a certain poetic ring to it, don't you think?) #MoonInCancer #WaningGibbous #FakeNews #TalkToTheHand #KickSomeAsteroid #DarkSideOfTheMoonCool

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.11.2023 07:32:01 (can-29-11-2023)