"Crabby Cancers, Prepare for a Cosmic Rollercoaster: Your Horoscope is More Twisted Than DNA Double Helix!"
The moon in cancer is your healing time. While your emotions are in focus, reach out to friends and family and remind them that they're important. Quality time is good, but be careful to maintain your independence and not become too reliant on others during this kick-back-and-chill time.
Be a home body for a while during the Cancer Moon, and spend some time with yourself.
Cancer is the fourth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Cancer. It spans 90° and 120° celestial longitude.
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