"Capricorn, Brace for Impact: Saturn's Retrograde is Like a Cylon Ambush on Your Patience!"
The next Capricorn will start in 325 days, at Sunday, 22 December, 2024
The Moon moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Wednesday, 07 February, 2024
Mercury is currently in Capricorn
Venus is currently in Capricorn
Mars is currently in Capricorn
Pluto moves to Capricorn in 214 days, at Monday, 02 September, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.
Greetings, oh majestic mountain goats of Capricorn! With Mercury, Venus, and Mars all lounging in your celestial condo, it's like the whole universe decided to throw you a party - a party where communication, love, and energy are the VIP guests!
Now, with Mercury hanging out, don't be surprised if your mouth runs faster than a caffeinated cheetah on a treadmill. You'll find yourself spouting off witty one-liners at the speed of light and creating PowerPoint presentations about the philosophical implications of Star Trek episodes. #MercuryInCapricorn #NerdAlert
And Venus? She's here to sprinkle some of that sweet cosmic fairy dust on your love life. This is the time when you might feel like leaving love letters in binary code or expressing affections through a well-constructed periodic table of elements. Don’t judge yourself, love is science too! #VenusInCapricorn #LoveInBinary
Meanwhile, Mars, our red-hot ball of cosmic energy, will have you feeling as unstoppable as a photon torpedo. You'll be taking on new projects with the intensity of a star going supernova. Just remember not to burn out, you're not a red dwarf yet! #MarsInCapricorn #StarPower
Lastly, our Third Quarter moon, currently 20.7 days old, (and yes I counted), urges you to let go of any resistance. The universe is trying to give you a giant cosmic bear hug, so just surrender and let it! #QuarterMoonMagic
So, Capricorns, strap on those space boots, adjust your spectacles, and gear up for an interstellar adventure of epic proportions. Just remember to keep it nerdy, keep it eco-friendly, and most importantly, keep it fun! #EcoAstrology #NerdyCapricorn
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SignToday Is Posting: 01.02.2024 08:32:01 (cap-01-02-2024)