Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself for a Space-Time Tango: Saturn's Ringing Your Doorbell and Uranus Borrowed Your Favorite Socks!"

The next Capricorn will start in 82 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Friday, 20 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 62 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 115 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 96 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! Here's a fun fact: Your ruling planet, Saturn, is named after the Roman god of agriculture and wealth, which is probably why you're constantly trying to grow your bank balance. It's like a farmer tending to his crops... except your crop is money. But let's not digress! Now, let's talk about Pluto. Oh, Pluto! The runt of the celestial litter, always trying to keep up with the big kids. Currently, it's doing the galactic version of the hokey pokey, going retrograde in your sign. This might seem alarming, but remember, it's just Pluto. It's like a chihuahua wearing a lion costume, all bark and no bite. Meanwhile, our dear Moon is in her Waning Gibbous phase, 16.9 days old and still looking good! She’s like the cosmic librarian who's always telling us to keep it down while she's changing phases. Right now, she's telling you to let go a bit, reflect, and perhaps do a little tidying up - emotionally, mentally, physically. Maybe even alphabetically? So, what's the takeaway? Well, during this time, you might find yourself scrutinizing your life under a microscope, reassessing your goals, and planning for the future. But don't forget to kick back and enjoy the view from your cosmic porch. Embrace the chaos, ride the cosmic waves, and remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes, except maybe for mosquitos... or the mullet haircut. In conclusion, dear Capricorn, remember - in the grand scheme of the cosmos, we're all just tiny specks on a blue dot, hurtling through space at 67,000 miles per hour. No pressure, though. #CapriCORNy #PlutoGotBack #MoonMoods #CosmicComedy #SaturnSilliness #SpaceSpecks

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.10.2023 08:32:01 (cap-01-10-2023)